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  1. StanScratch

    Biden - textbook class warefare

    Out of curiosity, meester, were you schooled in public schools, private schools or home schooling?
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    5 Years of Tormenting Members -- Where has the time gone?

    I left a big steaming present on your desk. At least, I think it is your desk. Might have been Anders'. Either way, win-win for me.
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    Pot of gold worth £300,000 found in fortress where it was buried by Crusaders

    Damn it...I saw a rainbow headed straight towards that pot of gold, but I turned away from it. Bought a hot dog instead. Was a damn good hot dog, though.
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    Biden - textbook class warefare

    Romney is not a millionaire. He is a billionaire. It's like comparing a McDonald's worker's yearly salary with Joey Votto's.
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    GOP to the uninsured: Drop dead

    Jesus cock sucking fucking Christ, do you think you paranoid shits can go one fucking thread without pulling the whole **** scare tactic? It seriously makes you guys sound like the biggest bunch of fucking pussies around. The health care act is equal to the **** party? Are you guys actually that...
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    Found Ipad2 64gb 3G on bus.

    Always return lost property. It is their's, not mine.
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    Should Van Halen Play Halftime At The Superbowl?

    This. Get someone newer. Greenday, even. Coldplay. White Stripes (Yes, I know...). Gorillaz.
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    ****** Of The Year

    The baby is not flipping the bird. Time to disown the fucker.
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    Caption this photo

    Some of the **** that Petra does for staff initiation is fucking ******.
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    I took some video of Blueballs this weekend..

    Who was the lucky SOB who got to wax you?
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    Anti-Zombie Homes

    There is no such place as an anti-zombie home. We are all infected.
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    Top 25 Rejected Movie Roles

    I just imagined Jar-Jar getting slaughtered instead of the cow. That is a happy thought.
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    Ernest Borgnine dies at age 95

    I first remember him when I was a ***, he being on Airwolf. Always liked the guy. May he rest in peace.
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    Mitt Romney Mocks Obama For Wanting More Firemen, Policemen, Teachers

    So, meester, your solution to fixing the economy is by not creating jobs? Because teachers, police and fire = jobs. Jobs = people spending more money.
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    Voter ID Laws Could Block Thousands From Voting

    Kind of amazing that Republicans are constantly trying to remind people that they are "for the people" - yet continually do stuff such as this, which takes the people out of the decision-making process.
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    Top 25 Rejected Movie Roles

    Once Upon A Time in the West is a true Western classic, directed by the great Sergio Leon, who had made a name directing other westerns with Clint Eastwood. Eastwood had prior commitments, opening the door for Charles Bronson. The movie starts with three gunmen waiting at a train station. Leon...
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    Top 25 Rejected Movie Roles

    Quite a while ago, Richard Lester wanted The Beatles to have a part in the Lord of the Rings. The book was later deemed unfilmable at the time.
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    Top 25 Rejected Movie Roles

    There were a lot of people of scoffed at David Lean for using a comedian in The Bridge Over The River Kwai...but Alec Guinness did a hell of a job in that movie. I remember when the whole Kim Bassinger/Boxing Helena thing came out. Good choice on her part...really was not that good of a movie.
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    Something big is coming....

    A fortnight. That's like, what, 40 days, right?
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    Top 25 Rejected Movie Roles

    Lucas doing Apocalypse Now? The horror. The horror. The horror.
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    I am thinking about becoming a Cam Model..

    I already have my pants off in anticipation.
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    Best compliment to pizza?

    Bada-bing!
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    Oi! VodkasVag!

    Must have been some good acid.
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    Best compliment to pizza?

    Wings, or pussy.
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    Girl Takes Ball to the Face...

    You don't think a tennis ball hurts? Think again. I've taken a couple in the nuts. Yes, they fucking hurt!!!!
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    Pros and Cons of living with your significant other:

    Wookie Jesus!!!??!! That is fucking awesome!!!
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    Guam might capsize lol

    If you do not like my comment, ignore me and stop being a troll.
  28. StanScratch

    What is the best superhero movie?

    Dark Knight The Avengers Superman Watchmen Batman In that order.
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    Is This Chick Hot?

    Then I would be a ****** fucker.
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    Where Do Your Boogers Usually End Up?

    I collect them in a plastic bag, then next time I am at a lunch buffet, they get added to one of the trays.
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    Andy Griffith is dead. :(

    oNxLxTZHKM8&feature=player_embedded
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    why are people haters?

    Some find it easier to be afraid of something than to attempt to understand it.
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    I found the reason for Plasma Twat's absence from the board this weekend

    I am going to sue your ass for that picture! How dare you post a picture of me with my pants on! I did not spend eight hours in front of a mirror with a tiny paint brush just to get **** on like that!
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    I found the reason for Plasma Twat's absence from the board this weekend

    Without pictures, that article is a worthless piece of ****. I like to dress my cock as a little pony. Giddy-up!
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    Anderson Cooper is Gay

    I have always said that if I were to go gay, it would be with Anderson Cooper, Neil Patrick Harris or Brad Pitt.
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    Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! (AMA)

    Re: Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! Speaking of storms, did the storms Friday (and tonight) skirt past you? Some rather violent ones went through here Friday, but it mainly knocked down trees and put out power.
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    Guam might capsize lol

    Bit of advice...if you want to ridicule someone for being out of touch and an idiot...you might want to pick a story that is newer than two years old. Just saying. I had hopes that this forum could be used for more modernized political discussion, not for the shortcomings of Azariah C. Flagg. I...
  38. StanScratch

    Freaky Friday

    I saw it...you mouthed "Stan, I want your cock". I have witnesses.
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    Vagina smell in a vile

    Man, that dude in the video is creepy. And my hero.
  40. StanScratch

    Yet another study confirms global warming is human-caused...

    You know what "facts" and "data" are, correct? Since you have proven unable to provide both, you have only proven yourself to be an uninformed troll unworthy of any participation in any conversation resembling an intelligent one.
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    Yet another study confirms global warming is human-caused...

    Hey Will, I noticed you did not address my post, so I will repeat it. I am sure it is just an over sight. Is the study incorrect, or are the results incorrect? In what way are they specifically incorrect? What fault do you find in the data? What data do you have that proposes otherwise? Give...
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    Cop Shoots, ***** Unarmed Woman

    If we got rid of those with low IQs and who were out of shape, you would be long gone.
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    Yet another study confirms global warming is human-caused...

    Is the study incorrect, or are the results incorrect? In what way are they specifically incorrect? What fault do you find in the data? What data do you have that proposes otherwise? Give us specifics, please, not an unintelligible three word response with a smiley.
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    SCOTUS Upholds Obamacare!!! Suck It Conservatives!!!

    So *** insurance should be mandatory?
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    SCOTUS Upholds Obamacare!!! Suck It Conservatives!!!

    So, if I have health insurance, it covers dental and eye? Cool.
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    SCOTUS Upholds Obamacare!!! Suck It Conservatives!!!

    So drivers' insurance takes away your freedom as well? Where is the outrage over that?
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    SCOTUS Upholds Obamacare!!! Suck It Conservatives!!!

    Show me the light then, big boy. Show me how exactly this will take away my freedom. And since, as you seem to think, I am quite stupid - be extremely explicit, give me links, give me charts, give me proof.
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    Bonnie Rotten

    Re: Bonnie Rotten Official Thread! Did I hear right...a Dayton, Ohio girl? Good things DO come from Ohio!!??!!
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    SCOTUS Upholds Obamacare!!! Suck It Conservatives!!!

    Prediction: Romney wins. He nixes ObamaCare. He introduces his own legislation, which happens to be almost the exact same thing. It passes. The likes of Rump, Will and Sam declare it a victory for the common people.
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    Is lurkingdirk As Good As Fartsalot?

    I just spermed them both.
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