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    Paul Ryan Says He'll Only Release 2 Years Of Tax Returns In '60 Minutes' Interview

    Re: Paul Ryan Says He'll Only Release 2 Years Of Tax Returns In '60 Minutes' Intervie Show me proof that his birth certificate is false and that he has not released any tax returns.
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    Paul Ryan Says He'll Only Release 2 Years Of Tax Returns In '60 Minutes' Interview

    Re: Paul Ryan Says He'll Only Release 2 Years Of Tax Returns In '60 Minutes' Intervie You really are ignorant enough to believe that Obama has not released his taxes nor his birth certificate, aren't you. I have said it before, it is the truly uneducated voters such as yourself, Will and Sam...
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    Paul Ryan Says He'll Only Release 2 Years Of Tax Returns In '60 Minutes' Interview

    Re: Paul Ryan Says He'll Only Release 2 Years Of Tax Returns In '60 Minutes' Intervie When did Reid, Pelosi and Geithner start running for President? I seem to remember one Presidential candidate in the late 1960s stating it was basically the duty of every Presidential candidate to release...
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    Abortions save taxpayers money

    Who is this "G-d" you speak of? Gerald? Who cares what Gerald says about anything?
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    I'm Encouraged....How About You?

    I am not quite so confident. I know money does not equate votes...but it seems like a lot of times, we are reaching that point. The last I saw, Romney was pulling in a whole lot more than Obama was. There are some extremely powerful people who not only do not want Obama in office, but who want...
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    Breaking News: Romney Picks Ryan For VP

    It's not just here. The crazy right wingers on my FaceBook and other forums have been remarkably quiet.
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    Breaking News: Romney Picks Ryan For VP

    And here in lies the largest problem with the decision. Those on the hard right already **** Obama with a passion. They were already not going to vote for him - Ryan might pull some of the tea baggers out of the wood work, but not enough to make a huge difference, at least in my opinion...
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    Breaking News: Romney Picks Ryan For VP

    I thought the purpose of a VP candidate was a lot of times to pick up votes the candidate normally would not. How exactly is Ryan going to do this?
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    too hard

    This thread has made me think long an hard. Since this thread was first posted, the board has gone through a long journey of time, as has our planet. So, it has made me accomplish the greatest thing I can possibly accomplish: I have added to my post count.
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    Dalek Invasion

    The perfect disguise, too. Who would suspect?
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    **** Group Calls On Parents To Pull **** From Classrooms With LGBT-Inclusive Teachers

    Re: **** Group Calls On Parents To Pull **** From Classrooms With LGBT-Inclusive Teac Actually, it is probably a good thing. These ultra-religious nutcases usually breed stupid ********, who would bring the rest of the class down. Seriously, have you ever been in a classroom with a *** who was...
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    Serious question #(who even cares?) So if I´m sexting...

    This thread makes me want to track you all down and smack you on the top of the head. All of you. Everyone who has posted here. EDIT: Ouch. The top of my head hurts.
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    Anti-Gay Demonstration Fail

    Hey, now, I am all for gay right. That said, it was also kind of funny watching the guy with the pink shirt and lisp protest gay rights. Even funnier that he did not seem to think before hand that the cardboard box just might catch on fire.
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    Intelligence test

    124, but I have scored much much better on other tests. Of course, I took this one naked, so that probably did not help. However, I did not buy any of their reports they were offering, which probably adds about 70 more points.
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    Cum or Corset? You decide!

    Blowjob picture, no question.
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    Sweetest Alexis

    I do not want to impregnate you, Alexis, but I do want to go through the motions.
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    Fascism takes root in America via...Chick-Fil-A???

    Shoot it off. Guns are your solution.
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    Porn queen Jenna Jameson endorses Mitt Romney for president

    Re: Romney campaign quietly promised ‘vigorous’ porn crackdown, Reagan prosecutor say If you want to accuse someone of being delusional, you might not want to go into a little rant that contains quotes from poorly written fiction. Just an FYI.
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    Vin Scully still has it

    http://deadspin.com/5932382/vin-scullys-bowdlerized-translation-of-jim-tracys-meltdown-tonight-is-one-of-broadcastings-great-moments?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow I present the link purely for the video. I highly suggest you watch...
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    FreeOnes to Sponsor Sabrina Deep's 2012 World ******* Tour! Woop!

    I am going to guess that the special guest star will be the Dark Brothers. And I feel very, very, very, very old looking at that damn list.
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    Fascism takes root in America via...Chick-Fil-A???

    Education, spelling and punctuation are not your friends, either, I see.
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    8 Outrageous Facts About Sex at the London Olympics

    That does it. I am going to train for some sort of Olympic sport...whatever a middle aged guy might be good at. I don't know. Is jerking off an Olympic sport? Should be.
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    Porn queen Jenna Jameson endorses Mitt Romney for president

    We were dumb enough to elect W. Bush. Twice.
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    Sara Jay, Angelina Castro Deliver on BJ Promise

    Pictures, or it never happened.
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    MEDIA BASH: 86% of Romney coverage NEGATIVE...

    Another irrelevant post by an irrelevant poster.- Watching you and Will attempt to come up with ideas is entertaining at least to those of us with brain cells. The two of you are complete fakes and failures in every way possible, not only on this board, but in life.
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    Liberals are Hypocrites

    Comment only containing a worthless smilie, two words and absolutely no redeeming qualities at all - once again, Will, thank you for making it so easy for us. The collective IQs of yourself and Sam could not hold up an atom, let alone a solidified opinion.
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    Snooki's sonogram

    Ompa-lumpa, she's on Jersey Shore Dumpa-humpa, and she's a whore...
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    Is Jsmoothpa going to get a blow job for his birthday?

    It's sad, when a ****** has to speak the words that condemn her own ***. But I couldn't allow them to believe that I would commit sodomy. They'll bugger him now, as I should have years ago. He was always bad, and in the end he intended to tell them I use that two-headed 16 inch rubber dildo...
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    The Word is Out

    Romney's *** was the one who started releasing full tax returns, basically saying that releasing only one could be from a fluke year, and that any candidate who does not do so could be hiding something. And Mitt very well might not have a thing to hide - but he is not doing a good job at all of...
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    FreeOnes Asshat of the Year for 2011

    Or we could have a rule that there is no repeat winners, at least in consecutive years. Though the one year ban does have its seduction. Of course, when Sam would win it, it would only take him a couple of days to create a new account and another 40 seconds for everyone to figure out that new...
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    Ron Paul 2012

    Yeah, and the Boston Redsox still have a chance at the World Series this year. A Paul ticket not part of the Republican party would be a gift to Obama. Paul and Romney would simply split votes already going their way.
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    Is Google Search becoming scarily Accurate?

    I believe it is sort of by design. If you are searching for a certain subject or a particular subject quite a bit, Google "remembers" it. One of my top "p"s is "Prometheus", as I have manipulated the search engine enough that it knows I have a propensity to not only search science fiction...
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    Is Jsmoothpa going to get a blow job for his birthday?

    Ah hah, I had missed that one. Actually, he does talk (mumble) for a while, but it is all as understandable as the piece of paper being moved in front of the cam, as well as his posts. You know, we laugh, but Hitchcock started out this way, too.
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    How I do I delete a thread?

    Two ways. PM a mod and give them a link to this thread. Or the more likely way: under your post's avatar is a black triangle with an exclamation point on the inside. Click on that - it is the "report post" icon. It will take you to another page, where you can simply write down that you are the...
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    Is Jsmoothpa going to get a blow job for his birthday?

    It all started with a 20-minute long video which lasted for 1 minute, one second...
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    Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playground!

    Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou Notice everyone has made their ******* sailor a dude. Huh. Well me... Create a game out of it. Draw a treasure map, leading to her (Stumble, stumble, crawl, crawl, stumble...). First one to find her gets to...
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    Fear of the dark

    Pure superstition used to keep **** and Will in line.
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    so long you guys

    Despite your post count and your join date, the above comment makes me assume that you are new here. Welcome to the board, Red XXX.
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    The girl from the Wendy's commercial...

    By the way, her full name is Morgan Smith Goodwin. If you look for Morgan Smith, you get some skateboarding dude - not as easy to jerk off to.
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    Fear of the dark

    Since I know things like ghosts and other supernatural thingies do not exist, I would dismiss it.
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    The girl from the Wendy's commercial...

    She would make a nice little cock ornament.
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    so long you guys

    I am wearing a chicken with wax lips as a hat right now.
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    Fascism takes root in America via...Chick-Fil-A???

    That blatant lie attempting to masquerade as a fact is actually a spectacular example of someone using the bible to justify ****.
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    MEDIA BASH: 86% of Romney coverage NEGATIVE...

    The guy is running is run for Presidency like W ran his Presidency - reckless incompetence sprinkled with a whole lotta financial elitism.
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    ***** in my sperm

    I bring the doctor containers full of cum all the time. Sometimes, it is my own cum. Sometimes, it is my own doctor.
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    FreeOnes to Sponsor Sabrina Deep's 2012 World ******* Tour! Woop!

    That is even better! I make great soup! Chicken, onion, carrot, rice, olive oil, garlic, spinach. You'll love it, though I am not sure if I want my soup mixed in with a bunch of other soups.
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    FreeOnes to Sponsor Sabrina Deep's 2012 World ******* Tour! Woop!

    Obviously, one of the stops will be the porn capital of the world, Piqua, Ohio...I am so stoked!
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    Pussy and Ass

    Actually, dirk, I was expecting just that. You ****** perverted tit.
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    Liberals are Hypocrites

    Every time you attempt to coherently write something, you actually make my point. Your complete lack or intelligence and originality is actually quite staggering.
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