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  1. StanScratch

    Breaking News: Democrats abandon the donkey as the party's symbol

    For those who think that Mitch has actually come up with something like this on his own: http://grumpyelder.com/?p=32392 It is literally everywhere. But, hey, you have to hand it to those conservatives for coming up with something so incredibly original! I mean, seriously, that is great...
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    Girlfriend says she doesn't feel like having sex; Is it alright to start offering money for it?

    Come on, guys, you are so overlooking the obvious. You just saved a bunch of old people, a high an noble cause. Nail one of the old broads. They'll be begging for it.
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    What is the point in replying to the retard Sam's threads?

    Should Obama win a second term, it will be remarkably entertaining to watch the utter meltdown by the likes of that thing. It will be unable to comprehend why everyone does not hold that incredibly narrow world view, and its anger will be epic, as will the resulting meltdown.
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    Rick Santorum: ‘We Will Never Have The Elite, Smart People On Our Side’

    There are intelligent conservatives, including some on this board. Bobjustbob and Mr. Cub come to mind. But when idiots like Palin, Rush, Rick, Mitt, Paul, Sam, Will, the fish dude and so on continually drag down the collective intelligence, it actually becomes rather pathetic to witness.
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    Wind Tunnel Acrobatics in Prague

    That is simply hypnotic.
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    America 'was warned of embassy ****** but did nothing'

    Fox is part of the U.S. media. If you are trying to tell me that they are in on trying to get Obama re-elected, you are barking up the wrong tree. I agree that religion takes up too much of our decision making when it comes to politics. A christian warrior tried to lead us into the middle east...
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    PC help DESPIRATELY needed

    Do you have Norton Antivirus by any chance? A couple of years back, I had it, and for some reason, the virus definitions began eating up the harddrive in a big way.
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    Pro-Ron Paul Iowa GOP Elector, Resigns Because She Won't Vote For Mitt Romney

    I would love to see Paul break from his party and run by himself, for a couple of reasons. One, it would be spectacular to see the Paul supporters get up in an excitable frenzy with the false hopes that their candidate would win...then watch their horror as their candidate is destroyed. Two, it...
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    Apparently it's true!

    Sam always does a good job of making himself look foolish. When he tries to post something that is not a cut-and-paste, we are guaranteed of incompetence at epic proportions.
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    Bonnie Rotten — “When I was 16 I had a gangbang for the first time!”

    I like her big time...but am a bit disappointed to hear of the boob job. Hopefully, it is not too much - me likes small titties.
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    Apparently it's true!

    You might say that you do not like the thought, but you have obvious put a lot of thought into it, as Neutron pointed out. I mean, a lot of thought. A lot of rather explicit thought. Interesting.
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    America 'was warned of embassy ****** but did nothing'

    So why hasn't Fox reported on this? Are they also pulling for Obama? BTW, a link to an article referring to the muslims as victims would be appreciated.
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    Gasoline Prices More than Double Under Obama: $1.84 to $3.85

    The President held a Congressional hearing with the oil CEOs? Oh, yeah...in 2003, a gallon of gas cost 1.35. In mid-2008, it was 4.11. For retards such as Will and Sam who are incapable of doing basic math, that is triple the price.
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    Apparently it's true!

    Let's say theoretically he was...so what?
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    Mitt Romney knows NOTHING about Geography...

    Withdrawn. Never knew that little fact.
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    >>> The Board has been updated! Read about the changes or report bugs!

    I am assuming that one of the other upgrades includes pictures of my penis being automatically posted in every thread, as a reward.
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    This is for the Usual Suspects in here. (you know who you are)

    When you asked this question: I was going to ask for your virtues, your meaning of life, your philosophy on the betterment of your fellow man. But, when you posted this in quoting the same comment: It was clear, as usual, that you are nothing but a cunt troll, totally worthless to humanity...
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    Mariah Milano - The Pornstar Foodie :)

    We went through Pike Street and pass the fish market, but did not get anything - however, there is a pretty good chance I will be moving to Seattle sometime in the near future and will be hitting that bad boy, and big time. Their shrimp looked spectacular!
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    Mariah Milano - The Pornstar Foodie :)

    I really wish I had taken pictures, or at least taken names. I spent some time recently in Seattle, and I must say that the culinary delights were so much more satisfying than anything which can be found in Piqua, Ohio (which is almost all fast food ****, anyhow). We ate out every day, and...
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    This is for the Usual Suspects in here. (you know who you are)

    The same could be said for the empty chair.
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    Happy Birthday Sabrina Deep!!

    Happy Birthday, Sabrina. I hope you found gold.
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    CHIC-FIL-A and politics.

    Yes, if only liberals could be as tolerant and understanding as conservatives.
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    CHIC-FIL-A and politics.

    Refusing to shop/eat at a place because of an owner's beliefs or lack thereof are as moronic as eating/shopping at a place because of an owner's beliefs or lack thereof. Eating at a place because of one's health, THAT is a reason to eat.
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    All credit card pin numbers in the world ******!!! (list inside)

    Damn it! I never thought they would figure out "1234"!
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    The Jizzle

    Couldn't I just hire some chick to lick it up for me?
  26. StanScratch

    U.S. becomes top country brand under Obama: survey

    You call someone an idiot after bumping a two-year old thread? You would be the true definition of an "ignorant fuck".
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    Boothbabe isn't real.

    Fuck. I thought this program got cancelled. And fuck all of you. None of you are real. You are nothing but figments of my imagination, representing various parts of my ego.
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    US Debt by President

    Fucking Christ with a pogo stick shoved so far up his ass it has become his tongue, you are so stupid! Everyone knows it is in Canada where they invented the Autobahn and wiener schnitzel. Tacos and Pinatas were invented in the Antarctica, you dumb fuck!
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    Oh Petra....

    Tell us about them...
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    How Obama Helped Cause the 2008 Crisis and Is Helping Reenact It

    I believe the chair would have enough sense to walk out on Sam.
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    Liberals, Are You Fired Up?

    As I remember, bobjustbob offered to literally take you up on that offer, and like the cunt you are, you chickenshitted your way out. Only further proof you are nothing but a coward. Go ahead and hide in mommy's skirt, little girl, you continue to be quite worthless here in the company of adults.
  32. StanScratch

    President Obama

    He is not liked quite a bit because he is a democrat, but purely hated because of the color of his skin. The good ol' boy network, especially some of our less intelligent members, broil at the fact that a black man is the leader of this country, and not shining their shoes like they think he should.
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    1000 myFreeOnes credits or a shirt if you can do this (video)

    Roald, if you want to see me bent over a table, just ask me directly - you don't have to do so in this fashion.
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    Liberals, Are You Fired Up?

    This coming from a ****** little cunt who boo-hooed anytime anyone ever commented in his thread without totally agreeing. You are nothing than a coward, you little bitch.
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    Honey Boo Boo and Bill Clinton's Speech tie in ratings!

    Man. The Dems must really suck to tie with a piece of crap show like that. It would have been worse to have gotten beat by the dumb rednecks. Of course the ratings were high - the retarded, fat sector of the right wingers who go for watching their fellow, fat idiots scream incoherently about...
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    Sandra Fluke......What is this bullshit?

    An extremist who hates people who is different from him and continually promotes **** speech against said people, complaining about an extremist. Hopefully, you two will somehow eliminate each other.
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    Whos ******* cock is this?!? (pic)

    I was in the pool.
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    Would you fuck Aisha (Ayesha) Gaddafi?

    Man, that comment took a weird, twisted turn a few months ago...
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    How Obama Helped Cause the 2008 Crisis and Is Helping Reenact It

    Are you saying Sam is dumber than a chair? Because I find that to be a fucking insult, on behalf of the Chair Lobby. Chairs have uses. You can sit in them, you can sit things in them, you can use them as halves of a sawhorse, they can blockade doors, they can be used in plate twirling acts. Sam...
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    Our FreeOnes good will ambassador

    That is the kind of subtle humor I would expect from Mitch.
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    I could watch this **** all day.

    Of course you did. Of course you did.
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    The FreeOnelympics???

    Sweet bunch of as...uh...um...
  43. StanScratch

    I'm curious...condoms in porn

    I might not enjoy watching a porn with condoms as much as bareback...but I fully understand and support the use of condoms. Safety in the workplace, no matter the workplace, should be the top priority.
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    Were/Are The Beatles Overrated?

    dick. There. I win.
  45. StanScratch

    Miners Allege They Had To Give Up Pay To Attend 'Mandatory' Romney Rally

    http://www.examiner.com/article/coal-miners-******-to-attend-romney-event-and-donate-to-campaign That last statement smells of pure elitism. For the working man, missing a day of work without pay means getting behind on bills. For the rich, missing a day of work means a vacation. Interesting...
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    When you go to the Polls in November, remember this..

    I have said quite a few times that, indeed, it is that stupid. It is that incompetent. It is that distanced from reality. Hell, the thing reminds me of some home-schooled brat that has never been a part of society, and has no clue as to how to fit in with society once the chains have been taken off.
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    Limbaugh Alleges Obama Tampered With Isaac Forecasts To Get GOP To Cancel Convention

    Re: Limbaugh Alleges Obama Tampered With Isaac Forecasts To Get GOP To Cancel Convent Laughable. Keep the small-minded little bible thumpers and their twisted ideology out of the political section, and religion will be kept out of the political section. ...and after reading that, I find...
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    Limbaugh Alleges Obama Tampered With Isaac Forecasts To Get GOP To Cancel Convention

    Re: Limbaugh Alleges Obama Tampered With Isaac Forecasts To Get GOP To Cancel Convent So, was that supposed to get us to change our minds about what Rush said? Because after reading that collection of poorly thought out words, I really do think Rush Limbaugh could be a very dangerous man. The...
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    Facts don't lie. So don't try to spin it, lefties!

    Oversight? Fuck that ****. It was not oversight. It was a pure lie, simply. This is what the teabaggers such as Mitch have become. Liars. Truth is not on their side. They know it. So, to pull people to their side, the little girls must lie through their teeth, try to push them off as "facts"...
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    Anti-Obama Movie Stuns Hollywood For #4

    At 9.2 million, it is the top conservative documentary? Of all time? And you are bragging about that? Capitalism: A Love Story was a complete Michael Moore flop. It did 14.3 million. More proof that conservatives are fucking boring and incapable of entertaining the masses.
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