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Why the **** over the polls. What about when the French invaded the polls at the start of World War II? Or when Reagan, during his famous speech, told them to tear their stupid wall down? Or something like that.

A couple of obvious misses, at least for me: rhQ13geD2OA I mean, seriously, how could that song be left off? I know it is a rather hokey song...but wow. Wt5EHAqhR1c This is a tough song to go through. I would include Don't Fear The Reaper, but the beat itself is too upbeat.

There is nothing better than a nice, big, juicy poll.

Do they come with tiny lamps and sofas?

Actually, it is not nice to make fun of dogs. That poor dog, what did it do to deserve that?

Wow, that was a trainwreck. The message I got was that the editor of that disaster is a retard. Maybe you guys should stay away from complicated things like entertainment, science, fucking, sports, homosexuality, the economy, employment, health, education, teen pregnancy, technology, comedy...

That one giant leap opened up a lot of minds to the universe.

Did Anders give you that picture before or after you ate the bananas?

I got this out of that, Cutie: Ooooh...yeah....

Romney is white, so he gets a pass. Only whites are born in merikah.

You guys are so fucking far off, it is pathetic. This was actually the original plot for Bridge Over River Kwai, before some of the rewrites.

***: We are so proud of you! We want to see the movie when it comes out! UncleClark: Uh...yeah. I want to see the movie, too... Ed: Hey! I'll be there! Shanna: Bring a mop.

Is not! Your ****** was a hamster, and your ****** smelled of elderberries.

I love looking at pictures of food...always gives me ideas. I am not the greatest cook in the world, but I know how to make my own stomach happy. I follow few recipes, I just get ideas from them. However, I am not sure why people insist on spoiling a great meal by putting fungus on it. Sheesh.

I would let you mod my brains out.

Insane, but kinda cool, actually. A lot of concentration on her part (most would really rush it during the approach of the tunnels and fall), as well as the drivers. Even with the danger, they still had a lot of safety features. And if she were to fall, her harness would have caught her, and...

Shhh!

Where's the gland that secretes the stuff that ***** sperm during a legitimate ****?

Maurice Bachmann's new program, "Warming up that pussy will help you spray the gay away" was an utter failure by those who took it too literally. BTW, those burners are on!!! OUCH!

In the UK: Cliff Richards, Congratulations. In the US: Bobby Goldsboro: Honey Australia: Bobby again. What a fucking shitty musical day. However, it did have this: "During a European tour, Pink Floyd played 2 shows at the Piper Club, in Rome, Italy." That sort of made up for it. Wonder what...

Will, Sam and fatfish are too collectively stupid to come up with coherent or thoughtful posts which contain more than 20 words, have not been cut and pasted from somewhere else, or do not contain pictures. I made up a rule a while ago which seems to hold true: Democrats want to control your...

At least this is a well written, pretty funny list. Now all we need is some fucking retard to try and copy with a list of 12 reasons to vote for Democrats, doing so in an almost completely unreadable fashion. Oh...wait...

Fairy tales should be kept out of the political arena.

I was kind of hoping the camera would go through the windshield and rest at just the right angle to allow us to see his mangled body. Oh well.

Wait...that is Ryan Howard, the temp, from The Office.

Republicans need to start distancing themselves from rock music. Just stick to country, folks.

It's used to go between cars. Just don't use it in high wind.

The AP. Reuters. (both on Yahoo) The Washington Post. ABC. CNN. Even the Huffington Post. Even TPM. Only a total infantile imbecile would attempt to say that the mainstream media is not reporting on this - and even a quick glance at the stories would show that the motive behind the...

Big difference between ******* a bunch of people at a temple or movie theater, and shooting a guard in the arm. That said, a coward which tries to find a solution for anything with a *** is still a coward.

Re: Fans Fundraising to make their ***** porn scene come true with favorite porn star He did it once WITH a ****. I don't think I will ever erase that horrifying vision from my mind. It was a keg. Not a mini one. That said, it is not always about the money. Some women simply do not want to...

The same can be said of bobjustbob and BloodshotScott....the only problem is, the voice of the intellect is being drowned out by the loud din of ignorance.

If I am not mistaken, the Reds didn't even make the highest offer (I could be far off there, though). They actually have a rather underrated Latin American presence, and it doesn't hurt that their history is full of legends like Davey Concepcion, Tony Perez, Mario Soto and Chico Ruiz.

Pffft. Fast Eddie Felson was a better pool player.

Guy would look great in the Reds rotation. Cueto, Latos, Leake, Bailey, Felix. Oh yeah. His last couple of innings were ridiculously dominant. Rays batters didn't have a chance. It was like watching guys face Chapman.

That was not a conservative side-step. It was pure stupidity. A pure inability to understand by Sam what is said by others. I have said many times that this ***** is extremely stupid. The "I'm encouraged" speech it attempted to give was proof of that, from its poorly formulated attempt to liken...

It's cute when some of those on the far right try to figure things out. Because, you know, to them - everything is totally literal. You know, like Biden means that they will literally reinstate slavery, and Watership Down and ****** **** were about cute little *******. You can almost smell the...

Everyone knows that, once you get a Canadian in a place, in a couple of weeks there are thousands of them. They are like bunnies...they breed and leave little **** pellets all over the place, AND eat all of your fucking carrots! Hell, I saw a movie once about Canadians invading the U.S., so that...

They should have used a taser on the guy. That would have been entertainment! I would have paid money to see that!

Would a picture of my feet make you happy, Maley?

Accessibility is a huge factor. As others have said, vending machines in schools is not a step in the right direction - is there a machine with V8 or Bolthouse Farms drinks next to the pop? How about vending machines with fewer chips and candy bars and more fresh fruit, nuts and granola? Go to...

That was probably the most retarded way to poorly make a point ever. I would rather see my tax dollars go towards those in need, than to give money made after taxes to some ****** that cannot even competently articulate a point. Go back and crawl into the pit from whence you came, little one...

I'll beat you with my walkin' stick! Get off my lawn! Attica! Attica! Attica!

I don't know who this "Mr. Feeney" you young punks speak of, but I did enjoy the part where Dr. Craig from St. Elsewhere said "tits". I also liked the part where we had glimpses of Olivia Munn's tits. That was also awesome.

Typing in a bunch of words does not constitute truth. You remind me of the "It was posted on the internet, so it must be true" girl. How was your date with the French model? As for where I live, I will go with your own rule: I have posted it, do your own work and research it. Stop being a lazy...

Ever work with a tea bagger? Laziest bunch of fucks around. Seriously. You cannot get good work out of good ol' boys. If it's not a cigarette break, it's a coffee break, or a pop break, or a **** break (they are full of ****, and have to take a lot of those), or a doughnut break, or a candy...

"We put dem der meyer in jail!" "He's your ******. And uncle. And *******. And ***. And granddad. He is also the town *****. And he was seen running around town naked all night. He deserves jail." "We'z iz ginst gubmint! We control da gubmint! We run this place likes we wants to!" "Oh, the irony..."

Way to go, Briana. In celebration, I have created a candle for you to blow out. Please blow it out quickly. My dick is on fire...

Actually, were the tea baggers to take over a South Carolina town, no one would notice for quite some time, then they would not do anything - because it is a South Carolina town.

Pesky's passing sucks, quite a bit. An era is quickly slipping away from us in the 1940s. It sucks not just for the Redsox, but for baseball. May he rest in peace.

Re: Paul Ryan Says He'll Only Release 2 Years Of Tax Returns In '60 Minutes' Intervie Yeah, actually you are going to do it, or we will continue to know you are nothing more than the coward that you are. The burden of proof is on you, the accuser. Get the proof - though, of course, we know...