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I'm not qualified to answer this.. over to the rest of you. :hatsoff:

Nooooo.. the ***** dies here. :******:

I've never played CoD5, but the ass-whooping sounds interesting... be round on Sunday.:hatsoff: I haven't anything specific that I'm looking for.. I might just catch the after-Christmas sales and see what tat the shops are trying to sell-off.

I recently bought a Dual-Core 'e-machines' PC (2x 2.1ghz) Everything runs so smoothly now, multitasking is a breeze.. mind you I immediately dumped Vista and went back to XP - it does help. :hatsoff:

Why isn't there anything worth watching on TV this Christmas?

I'm never sick and tired... However, I do get 'slightly bemused' but I find that an aspirin and a lie down, usually sorts that out.:thumbsup:

You're thinking of the noobs... and me

Sounds like Cobblers to me.. I think I'll throw pieces of paper with my signature on it, at The President.. it's the only way my autograph will ever be worth anything.

Sarcasm... that's what the 'winky' smiley's for ;) (I'm not using it sarcastically there...)

Teardrop Explodes - Kilimanjaro & Wilder ABC - The Lexicon of Love Aztec Camera - Love Erasure - The Innocents Eurythmics - Savage Genesis - Invisible Touch Orange Juice - Rip It Up Thompson Twins - Into The Gap Sade - Diamond Life

I like Top Gear as wel... Don't get me started on the fucking TV licence - ROBBING BASTARDS!

Does it have purple nuts ?

Is that a swimming pool..?

I wooden know anything about it..

Is that Will Ferrell?

Will you provide refreshments? Or should I bring some biscuits with me? :dunno:

I'm booked in for my examination next thursday..

Don't you remember that episode of Star Trek, where Spock gets behind the wheel of a '58 Corvette? Dr McCoy is in the passenger seat and Kirk is trying to direct them from the backseat. They break down on a country road and have to be towed to 'Scotty's' garage, where Scotty says 'I cannae...

I've seen the guy on the right in 'Friends' Haven't got a fucking clue what that pic is all about, though

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7793369.stm I have to say, I'm more of a Spock.. I'm always ready prepared, in case I get lost going to the corner shop. BTW: Nice to know that having solved all of life's problems, scientists can noew answer important stuff like this.

Wow.. you really felt the need to sign up, to tell us that?

Their reply: 'Dear car owner, why the fuck do you think that some black plastic bin liner, across your window, will stop us?' PS: WTF is an 'Ocarina' PPS: Morgan Freeman is 71 and has a gammy arm.. WE COULD TAKE YOU!

A bowel movement.. oh the cramps.. :(

Re: It's that time of the year again Merry Tunstymas ! (It's like Christmas, but you have less fun, you don't get invited to parties and you don't get laid...)

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'Executed' means that the pen accidently went to North korea and was promptly ****** for being a 'Spy-Pen'

In no way is this an attempt to hijack the recent 'ask a...' series of threads. Instead it's an attempt to realise the distinct advantages of applying basic knowledge, through a semi-automated response line, with strictly controlled... Oh what the hell.. I'M HIJACKING !! MUHAHAHAHAA!

Well, I suppose someone has to... BTW: I didn't know how to break it to you, that one of your threads was going to be in there.. So I thought, 'I'll just post it and run for cover' :thumbsup:

I believe (no personal experience) that 'Fag' was actually a derisory term used in colleges such as Oxford and Cambridge. It wasn't necessarily a term for 'homosexual', it was used to describe a lower year boy who was 'employed' to run around doing errands for a higher year boy... something of a...

I think Bowler Hats disappeared around the same time as John Cleese's 'Ministry of silly walks' sketch on Monty Python. :hatsoff:

;) ^ and if we accept Bodie's 'small genitalia' theory as being true.. then oscar has a pussy.

ooh, ooh.. I know that one.. You're battery would go flat really quickly.

From paper wads.. to Dick wad..

Why are Americans addicted to large cars ?(ahem, Automobiles).. I mean, here in the UK we do have large capacity engines, but they're not really the norm. It seems that every American car you see, is like 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 litres and has to be a V6 / V8 etc.. Also they seem to be physically big...

Are you more stupid than a rotten tomato?

A selection of some of the worst stocking-fillers, you'd never, EVER, want to receive.. 1: Cum on your pics 2: willy talk + okay here goes + I have a good cock and i'm alone.. * 3: The Goal: A 12-Hour Wank 4: If dogs were human would they be gay? 5: Hello, I am the...

There is a Santana song called 'Open Invitation'.. I recommend listening to the last #2 mins of it.. some excellent guitar work there.

Bambi.. Hey, a cartoon ****** got ******.. OK!

Well, we're not 'best' buddies.. but thanks for the 'sexy', anyway. :hatsoff: ;)

and I'm responsible for the other 10% :nanner:

and Tiddly-Winks.. I can provide a 'Tiddly' if the rest of you provide the 'Winks'

Would you buy a Chinese Car ever? Silly name for a car.. 'Ever' Seriously (ahem), chances are, five minutes after buying it, you'd want to buy another..

A 'roll of shame' page A list of ****** members, that we can all look over and..um.. enjoy?

I won't go quietly... :crash:

What Would You Like to See? A queue of naked pornstars, at my front door begging, I say BEGGING.. to know where they can find a good clothes store, because they're naked, cold and need something to put on, before they catch their death of cold.

I'll have one... but only if you autograph it.

I was all-ready to defend the 97 yr old fruitcakes of this world. I mean, surely it doesn't matter how old you are, nor what sort of lifestyle you want to lead..etc 'actual' fruitcakes... hmm, I have no opinion :dunno:

I thought your head-shaking was because of some sort of severe mental problem... ;)

hold on dude, the Mods have hangovers to attend to first...

oh man... Looks like a festive 'crazy thread' poll is on it's way.