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Moderator fantasy.... I'm HUGELY disappointed at the direction this thread is going.. The thread title promised something else entirely.. I thought. :******:

Yes.. post crap. That's what noobs usually do.. :2 cents: it's about time that the 'points for 100 posts' was dropped - STOP THE NOOBS POSTING CRAP !:mad:

Listen babe, it's -3deg outside, so I ain't fucking standing outside to see some lights in the sky... You go have a look and tell me if it was any good. :thumbsup:

Time to get a move to the meat-counter...

I can do some trouser-trumpeting..

I did, at my local supermarket... Now they won't let me into the fruit & Veg section anymore :******:

The Kinks - Lola. Boy George is having your baby...

I will not, I say NOT, tolerate the use of the word 'mastermind' when referring to myself.. 'Master-Wanker' is adequate.. :hatsoff:

Armageddon it - Def Leppard Your favourite team is beaten by a some lesbian hairdressers.

Even a we speak, someone is writing a screenplay to this and will sell the rights paramount, who will sign up Bruce Willis to be the brave captain of the tanker, who manages to pick the pirates off, one-by-one... So there's the script for Die hard 5

Pretty Vacant - The Sex Pistols Your recent tonsil-removal operation didn't go well. They got you the wrong way around on the table.. so, no more **** for you chummy.

I can be easily impressed... GET YER COCK OOT FER'T LADS !..:nanner:

http://www.answers.com/moot :dunno:

I think mine is in reverse gear.. :(

All Shook Up - Elvis Presley. You steal an Ice-cream van and head for the border...

Flesh For Fantasy - Billy Idol You accidently dye all your shirts pink..

That's the exact opposite of what I'm usually told...

Spanish Guitar Music (any).. quite relaxing :*****::thumbsup:

Look pal, don't start changing the subject.. Let's just stick to what threads are doomed, etc :hatsoff:;)

Don't Look Back In Anger - Oasis. You finally get a break in the porn movie business... selling refreshments in the cinema foyer.

Just put my mobile phone through the washing machine - it's lovely and clean now.. :mad:

I'm guessing.. YES, you are the only person who would do that! :D

Money - Pink Floyd Obama's new puppy shits all over the Oval Office..

1) An expression you'd use when you orgasm. - So.. how was it for you?, right-hand 2) An excuse you'd use for not giving up the seat next to you in a theater. - I just spilled my diet **** there, bud.. 3) The first word you would notice when randomly opening the dictionary. - Wanking 4) A line...

He might take a turn-for-the-worse if you did that.

Heard of Barrow-in-Furness? Walney is a small island just off the coast from there. http://www.walney-island.com/site_contents_01.htm

Wite?.. (white?) 'Walney' is a good one.. :hatsoff:

maildude, your a genius.. despite what all the aptitude and intelligence tests say.. :thumbsup:

In the spirit of goodwill, I'll give this to maildude.. also, there's the fact that no-one else could be bothered to put some answers up..

Well.. as ole Dicky-Boy has buggered-off.. I'll restart this fabulous waste of a thread. The Thing(1982 film) - __________ - Roddy Piper :dunno:

Time to bring this back from the dead.. Letter is 'T' 1: An Island country. 2: Pizza topping. 3: Body-part. 4: ********* you would like to shoot into space. 5: Swear word. 6: T.V. Detective 7: Four-legged ******. 8: Star Wars character. 9: Type of non-engined vehicle. 10: Something to do on...

Orange Juice - Rip it up (album) Classic early 80's pop :nanner:

QUICK!.. someone bump those damn threads..

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1886349 :1orglaugh

Reading through some of these 'annoyances' only to realise that I don't really care about other peoples problems. :*****:

You know my name - Chris Cornell You let-rip the smelliest fart of all time.. in a lift full of Nuns.

hahahahaha.... even 'hotrod11inches' outclasses you :1orglaugh

Not exactly 'funny' pictures.. just some 'off-camera' type stuff. http://www.taringa.net/posts/imagenes/1713665/Fotografias-Ineditas-de-Star-Wars!.html

I'm considering staying.. get used to it! :mad:

I often say 'No' in my *****.. well, I think I do.. I'm never awake to hear myself.

If only someone had posted something about thi.. Oh, there it is..:hatsoff:

I'll salute you..:bowdown:

You're going to stop Mods posting? :dunno: :D

It should say 'Let's have a jaw-jaw, chinwag, gossip'

Dear Diary. Last night I dreamt about the Kangaroos again.. This time they were wearing purple dresses and driving Porsches. :*****::dunno:

I'd like a 'Mime-Room'.. Chat is boring, so let's all just 'mime' what we want to say. Here's my first one: Did you see it? Wasn't it amusing...? :dunno: :*****:

The naked truth... The bare facts... The stark reality... Ok, I'm done.. :*****:

Surely the penny must've dropped long before the 256th loss.. If that were me, I'd have cottoned-on around the 198th fight.

Not least, because of the amount of time mine took to create... (about 2mins)

Make your own 'head in a jar' http://www.madhauscreative.com/head%20in%20a%20jar.html