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http://didyoutryrebooting.com/ :dunno:

Nice, simple, little timewaster.. http://www.ninjakiwi.com/images/stories/Games/meeblings.swf

I have a theory... Maybe at low tide, the seabed is exposed and it is solid enough to be driven on.

No, it's two words... http://www.answers.com/pre http://www.answers.com/virginal Put them together and they make perfect sense.. which is more than I can say about your posts. :2 cents:

The Food Chain..

Use the search function.? It'll never catch on, I tells ya..

Never been a fan of Kevin Bacon, but Fred Ward rocks!

1. Whenever I'm in the shower, I enjoy soaping up my nipples! 2. Something the cat dragged in. - Jade Goody 3. A beauty pageant competition they oughta have. - Best looking dildo 4. I have a *****, too! It's licking marmite from Jennifer Connelly's armpit. 5. Now that the Super Bowl is set, one...

Best 37 seconds of his life... Next attempt is two weeks on Thursday.

Oh yes.. we call him 'Mein Farter' and we :bowdown: to him each morning... We regularly partake the ritual of the '****-sniffing' and I have renamed my pet cat as 'Turdles' in his honour.

I say, those of us still able to recall what decency is, should band together and build a raft out of bamboo and empty ***** bottles.. Follow the winds to a distant land, set up our own porn forum (Perhaps called 'Free-ofcrap-Ones') and indulge in some nonsense free fapping (and possibly some...

Avalon - Roxy Music

Football Pontoon Would anyone be interested in a Football based pontoon game? I have two ideas that I want to put forward: 1: Everyone picks a Football club and the numbers of goals scored in consecutive games is added up until you hit 21. If you get more than 21 you are bust and start again...

Sophisticated? But I ***** tea..?! hmm, it doesn't figure !?

Mental Asylums must be having more 'day-release' schemes...

Happens to me all the time... :dunno:

This thread is ONLY for those of you who are like-minded etc Crap, crap, crap, crap, crappity crap.. discuss:

The guy's obviously put a lot of hard work into these posts.. God knows, I've done my fair share of copying/pasting... it's a chore. The least you people can do is read through his posts... THEN, you can dismiss them outright. :hatsoff:

$2000 a year ?! Time to change car, bud.. I pay £160 a year and I certainly wouldn't pay even twice that, if I had the choice.

I can't answer the 'oil' question, but plastic can be recycled. I work in the recycling industry and despite the our best efforts, there is still an awful lot of plastic that ends up in landfill sites.

I concur with the DVD prediction. I reckon that in future, movies will be stored/distributed on something like SD micro cards (current limit 2TB) DVDs are a great medium, but as someone mentioned, they are prone to scratches and marks. I also think that PCs will go the same way.. Smaller...

Did Giraffe to post that picture.. :D

Yup showers curtains rule.. great for cleaning up after a soapy wank.

I think true 3D of anything, is a long way off yet.. but it would be cool to be almost totally immersed in a game.

Is there a way of resizing images (via 'attachments') before you post them? Normally I would resize an image before I have it uploaded, but this means firing up photoshop to do it. It would be handy if the board could resize an image to a pre-determined size, before showing. It would also stop...

Er, I think that's him in the background..

and I thought you might post something weird. :)

Thank God.. I thought my cover was blown, there.. :pimpdaddy

They called them 'Rover'.. just like pet dogs. But they would never fetch a stick back when you threw it..

Now he'll say 'The Hearse, The Hearse'

It's been a real pisser of a day, for ********* deaths.. First Patrick McGoohan, then Batman, now Ricardo. :(

Re: Steorra / Jinny / Jenny McClain I've got a feeling.. in my left foot That she will turn to hardcore in the next 12/18 months I can't explain 'why' I think that.. I just do :dunno:

'HOLY SHIRT-LIFTERS, BATMAN..' :batman:

'There are two types of spurs, my friend.. those who come in by the door and those who come in by the window..'

I wonder if Rod Hull was around back then...

When you say 'Red Mark' Was it in the shape of a tick, with '92%' beside it..? if so, it's nothing to worry about.. It was just your pal Vladimir Putin, giving you his score. He only gave me 30% with 'must try and be harder'

e.t.

Do you like to wank to a particular theme? ie: big tits, one night, then asses the next night, etc Perhaps even girls with ponytails, then lesbians, then one-legged dwarf-girls, the next time..? or do you just spread your seed to the four winds and wank over whatever the next saucy pic...

He'll be back.. Just like Superman Cpt America, etc

I would say that the joke is wearing a bit thin, now.. except for the 'joke' bit.. :*****:

Should we have a 'whip-round' ? here's my :2 cents:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7829267.stm Uncannily, I was watching 'The Prisoner' just the other week and I wasn't sure if Patrick was actually still alive or not.. Good series.. up to a point, then it just got too weird.

'I'm not the pirate your looking for..' 'This isn't the pirate were looking for..' 'I can go about my plundering and stealing..' Okay, you can go about your plundering and stealing..'

You mean...

Having a POLL system in? We conducted a poll about this - 100 noobs were questioned and the result was: YES, I know: 3% NO, I didn't know 2% I couldn't be arsed searching 95% :hatsoff:

Hmmm.. both sets of answer seem equally disturbing.. But, I think blueballs is the most disturbing...:hatsoff:

1: Somewhere, usually off-limits, where you'd like to have sex - 2: Handsome actor, who you wished was a woman, just so you could fuck them - 3: Unlikely Pop/Rock act that should be inducted into the 'Rock and Roll hall of fame' - 4: Aspect of your body, that you would like to have 10% bigger...

Perfume adverts.. ie: Givenchy, Hugo Boss, etc Pretentious nonsense :crash:

I'm sticking with XP :hatsoff:

CDs Best cup-coasters EVER..