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It was a subtle joke.. but no-one 'got' it :dunno:

Goddammit Torre.. how many f*cking times do I have to tell you to stop f*cking posting things about me, I'm ****** sick of of.... and so on. :D

Are you asking a question, making a statement, or just wasting our time? :dunno:

I'm not loaning my mags to the other patients.. they come back with pages stuck together.. because of course, the other patients are sloppy with their glue etc.

Oh, I don't know... I get a certain satisfaction from replying to bullshit posters. Anyway, I'm always on the lookout for fodder for my Crazy thread polls.

FWIW.. I'm not going to enter the comp, so if someone wants to use my effort as a basis for an idea, go ahead.

Of course he's real, my GF shouts out his name during sex all the time.. I just wish I was there to hear it.

Ivory trade... Big game hunter.. need I say more.

Is he the 'dancey' one, or the 'balding' one?

Okay, I'm done...

I've heard that Gary Glitter still goes to that school... What did he sign...? 'Unfunny cunt'

It's not just the noobs... :thumbsup:

Why does every thread end up about Becks rac... oh, right :boobies:

It's just something that Roald does in his spare time...

I prefer 'Slowhand' by the Pointer Sisters, when I'm having a knuckle-shuffle.

No you didn't.. searching 'message under name' would bring up 82 possible results, including (near the top of the list) this one: Message under username. Help. I rest my case M'lud.

********* and dismembering strangers.. Hah, kidding..! I'm actually too squeamish to dismember them..:hatsoff:

* Serious Suggestion.. why not change the message under a newbie's name to 'I will remember to use the search' You know it makes sense..:thumbsup:

You're marked for life..

:nanner: Yay, I'm Midtable..! :*****:

Well, it's not like he could type with his butt, is it?

Sabrina Rojas http://www.lossip.com/4943/sabrina-rojas-is-a-smart-woman/playboy-model-sabrina-rojas-in-h-para-hombres-magazine-2/

My problem with Oasis, is that each new album is just too samey.. Most bands have a sound that evolves over time.. Oasis just seem to be stuck in a mid-nineties time warp. and FWIW.. I'm not an 'Oasis-Hater' - I Loved 'Morning Glory', possibly a defining album of the 90's.

I'll have you know, the guy typed those posts with his dick. At least he's makin' some use of it..

Hiya calpoon.. :wave2:

You should ignore such fatuous remarks.

It was a... (wait for it) Trumped up charge. :hatsoff:

Just one, but.. 2 point out that the bulb is in the wrong socket.. Several tell you that the lightbulb has retired.. One newbie suggests that he'd like to cum on the lightbulb.. The lightbulb itself says that it's giving up being a lightbulb and has found God.. tunsty cracks a joke that...

They're just going the same way that all my threads do..

Yeah.. I'm always wary of people who's heads have legs and run across the floor.

The Rolling Stones..?

Why bother invading? Just let us destroy ourselves, then the can just help themselves to the planet.

The world just lost a little piece of coolness.:angels:

They have now..

Um.. well, there's no reason why Danny Shittu couldn't be the first footballer in space.. and have you never heard of the starship shuttlecock? ;)

Hey icerfan.. :wave2:

Hey Deeeze:glugglug:

CALM?.. oh sorry.. I was looking for the other guy 'PANIC' :D

No need to be so formal... you can stop calling me 'T'. :1orglaugh

Shuttlecock Ferret Piston Danny Shittu (English Football player) Strimmer Scuttle

Yeah I get those.. once you get comfortable with a magazine, y'know..

See my reply ! I'm always trying to make jokes.. someday I might succeed

Just the blue-writey bits..

Congratulations and stuff, to jewelcity.. Here's something to print out and stick on the wall of your outside toilet: I'm sure Threepio himself would exclaim 'Oh, my...' upon seeing this :hatsoff:

Hey Artimus... :glugglug:

Well, it's either: 1) you owe me money 2) See 1) :D I thought it was time to spread myself around the board a bit more.. not an entirely pleasant thought, but I'm gonna do it anyway.. :helpme:

Hi pal.. :wave2:

Hi Becks..:wave2:

Yeah, I got that.. nice contrast though.. :hatsoff:

There once was a man from Nantucket... and at that point, I think I should stop...:D