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No probs.. Which do you prefer.. Duckhams or Castrol ?

All the way.. approx 300ft :hatsoff:;)

'Developed and tested by a former NASA engineer..' <knock knock> 'Hey Bob, I was wondering if you could look over this data... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!.. WTF IS THAT CONTRAPTION ON YOUR COCK... ****!.. I MEAN, GODDAM... ****, BOB.. WAIT UNTIL YOUR HOME BEFORE YOU DO THAT.. I...

Yes, if you wish to live your life as a 16th century farmhand.. Ever tried congealed pigs *****? (otherwise known as black-pudding) Well, Being a Stratford lad (Midlands) I would guess at Aston Villa

I have a question about handbags... Why, why, WHY?

No, Roger Daltrey is alive and well. Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich.. my sympathies to you all.

All of the original 'Charlie's Angels'.. except Kate Jackson (sorry Kate) ..and except Charlie and also not Bosley Lyndsey Wagner aka The Bionic Woman

Yeah, you would think so, wouldn't you?... [/URL] BUT YOU'D BE WRONG - MYSTERY SOLVED!

I think I'm going to be nominated quite soon... When you see what I'm about to post in the 'UFO hits UK wind turbine?' thread..

hmmm.. let me see. Well, it's black, it has not one - but TWO coffee cup holders and a nice blue-lighted button, which I think is just there for show.. I'm just going to push it in and see what happ

I've just heard on the news, that someone actually took a picture of the collision.. I'll post the pic soon.

Which I wasn't.. Something bothering you chef?? ;)

No, that was me... I was short of bog roll.

1. A hamster once ate 2 pounds worth of Petrol in one day. 2. 65% of Old Women said they would not do this again.- Watch porn alone 3. If someone won the lotto whats the first thing they would wear. - A Big smile and pink suspenders 4. When flying first class most people like to wank the pilot...

Sounds logical... The damage is too severe for it to have been a bird. Only a military aircraft would fly low enough to have possibly hit it, but you would expect such a collision to have been reported. To hit it hard enough to knock off a blade would have caused as much damage to the aircraft...

Yeah, but it's the quality, not the quantity, that counts..

Leave that to me...

Let us know when you get the certificate put up. :hatsoff:

Yes.. they 'cum-round' on Thursdays

Did they see any black monoliths around? :eek:

Nice gesture.. but that cistern lid is too heavy, cumbersome and hard to use. Also, it's no way absorbent enough to get the crap from my crack. Why can't they just leave some toilet paper... or some Man Utd football programmes to use?

1. Name your own fictitious movie psycho killer. - Latherface (***** you with his soap-on-a-garrot-rope) 2. Something people like to fondle. - The vicar's nuts (well, he shouldn't put them out for the birds) 3. I would show up at a ****** reunion dressed as Harold Shipman - you should see the...

You're selling what, again? :dunno:

I always thought 'Earthworm Jim' was amusing.

Infected - The-The Much underrated 80's album, from a much underrated act.

Only just got round to watching it tonight. Too long Too convoluted Too many plot twists Batman's voice was just stupid Maybe I'm just sad and old (goes without saying) but I preferred Tim Burton's films. Although I did like the more gritty, hard-edged aspect of 'Dark Knight' Verdict 7/10

How recession affect you comrades? I find that I can no-longer afford to hire assassins, to **** people who impersonate of heads of state. Looks like I'll have to track those people down myself and beat them around the head with a frozen haddock.. until their dead.

Too-many-euphemisms---must-resist-urge-to-respond

great, I'll forward my address to you.. pop round whenever you like :hit:

Walkin' by, but never stoppin', huh?.. :1orglaugh;)

Sunny days :sunny:, lazing around in my back garden with some cool beers :glugglug:, favourite tunes on my hifi :sing:, scantily-clad babes walkin' by..:boobies: What are you all looking forward to doing once the ice-age called January has gone?

There is a Linux called Austrumi, which will allow you to access your xp passwords and it is only 50mb. Link and descrption, here: http://jaredtech.blogspot.com/2005/10/windows-2000xp-password-recovery-with.html

It's your's maildude :hatsoff:

I feel somewhat bad about starting this thread now. It's almost like intruding into someone's private grief. I'm delighted that Patrick is fighting back against his illness and I hope he does make a full and lasting recovery. BTW: I'm asking for this thread to be closed.

How many times do I have to tell you.. the signal...THE SIGNAL!

I'd like to meet the guy who went out there and measured it. Maybe he could bring along the fucking-huge tape measure he used.. because I need to measure my dick. :hatsoff:

Ready, Steady, Cum..

Evel Knievel Stunt bike.. I was lucky enough to also have the 'Rocket Bike' & 'Dragster'.

Great, I'll forego paying my gas/electric bills and enjoy some porn instead.

It's Blueballs. there really isn't any other explanation..

Are you being a naughty boy..hmmmm? :wave2:

(23rd? - I'm sure it's pencilled-in for the 21st!) I concur.. and if anyone disagrees, they can come see me the day after and tell me so.

I'll bet there's a queue outside your front door, as we speak..

Looks like a sizeable chunk of America will disappear under a blanket of ******* ash and dust... now, let's see what's on T.V. :*****:

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This might help.. What a corker !

Not from where I'm standing.. Here are my Questions: 1. Something you do with the light turned off.. 2. Someone who should be sacked because they are ugly.. 3. Freeones member you would pay to spend an evening with.. 4. Unusual pizza topping you would like to see.. 5. If the Freeones Mods...

Before you would say 'No thanks missus..' This should be interesting.. just how fussy are you pervs ? :dunno:

Bernie Hamilton - Dead, Aged 80. If like me, you were a fan of Starsky & Hutch back in the 70's, you will know Bernie as the short tempered and irascible Captain Dobey, on the show. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7807751.stm