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That's nothing.. I took a **** earlier, only one of it's kind.. turns out it's worth ****. :dunno:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/7807210.stm not to mention an E-Type Jag and an Aston Martin.. I've had a look in my own garage and guess what I found?.. Nothing, because I don't have a garage. :crash:

OMG!.. A microsoft product with software issues.. who'd have thought it

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Re: OMFG. The ONE Princess 18 YEAR OLD Every Red Blooded Man Wants To BANG THE HELL O Well, that depends where you want to touch her of course..

When she goes shopping, it's usually for one of those bra's.. The one that lifts & separates, separates, separates, separates, separates, separates, separates, separates, separates, separates, separates, separates, separates, separates, separates...

Re: OMFG. The ONE Princess 18 YEAR OLD Every Red Blooded Man Wants To BANG THE HELL O She's all I can think about.. Who is she, again?

I'll just pull one out of my ass...

One qustion which it seems no scientist has an answer for (except the armchair Stephen Hawkings on Freeones that is..) How did life begin.. at all? If the universe was a 'singularity' which expanded into first a gas cloud, then galaxies and finally planets.. how the hell did any life start...

Don't you mean 'suck'?

Still works on 99.9% of movies, though.. I use DVD shrink all the time. To answer your question: Let DVDshrink copy the DVD to your Hard Drive. Edit the movie (get rid of menus etc). DVD shrink will then automatically decode/reduce the film to fit on a single layer DVD. It it worth...

Take your pick...

D'Sweatyarse by Givenchy

Another: 'Go green.. just like our mouldy pasties' I suspect there maybe some opposition to this to start with, but I think you should persevere..

OOh.. here's one: If you want to save your dough.. use your loaf. ... blueballs, I take my previous comments back. :*****:

We've said that about you, since the day you signed up here.. :1orglaugh

They are there, so that men can remove the smell of **** from their hands after returning from the bathroom..

Eau'd Pussy..

:thumbsup: That's good enough for me.. BTW: does it have to be specific to the bakery, or is it a generic 'green awareness' slogan you want?

And how much :2 cents: do I get for performing this service?

1. Another use for an eggbeater. - TV Aerial 2. You answer the door, and it's John C. Sigler! What do you say? - Where's my fucking pizz...ughhhh 3. Something that sticks you in the ass when you sit down in your car. - A large cock... I accidently got into the wrong car! 4. Let's let ____ be...

New films?.. no! Rehashed/re-edited/holiday specials of existing movies.. NO!

I don't obey the laws of physics... THE LAWS OF PHYSICS OBEY ME ! :hatsoff:

Someone ALWAYS posts something like this.. :*****:

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Without wishing to start a 'did he/didn't he' argument.. I doubt he would have said it as a joke, or as an off-the-cuff' remark. It's not something that a highly trained astronaut would just blurt out without having thought about it. Also, if he has altered his statement since, I would guess...

Buzz Aldrin has gone on record as saying that he saw UFOs on the moon.

Fork me...

Looks like a good servicing is required.. let me just get my tool.

Chocolate biscuits/sweets, shaped like various body-parts of pornstars. I'd like nothing more than to suck some chocolate off Erica Campbell's tits and Have a lick of Aria Giovanni's legs (BTW: did I mention the biscuits..? ;) )

I thought it was Hotrod11inches.. Oh sorry 'm-a-s-c-o-t'.. I thought you said 'm-a-s-s-c-u-n-t' :hatsoff:

You lot are Quackers.

Ya know... I just realized what a bunch of insensitive bastards we all are. ..still, what's to be done?. :*****:

Here you go, bud... http://www.2shy2buy.ca/ld003 Hope it all works out well for the both of you. :hatsoff:

Bill

Hmmmm.... I'd rather not. it's just that I see the word 'referral' in the URL and I also notice that you appear to be a gormless idiot.. sadly for you, I am not one. :hatsoff:

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Six Million Dollar man.. I remember getting this for my 8th birthday.

Yeah, but you had to admire his ability to come back and play with one leg, after a visit to the glue hospital..

Not as shocked as your suggestion that his *** is involved somehow involved..:eek:

The one question that is nagging me, is, how does he keep the camera steady.. and focussed?

Our thoughts are with you at his difficult time. I too have experienced the loss of a close sock, mine was more of a light brown colour, but that doesn't diminish the hurt. I suppose the best you can hope is that, wherever the sock is, it is not suffering, ie. has become a sock-puppet or a...

I think you missed the 'gag' there... Must be the ***** again..:glugglug::helpme:

spend Christmas day with ? Not 24hrs of blowjobs and shagging.. Just a normal Christmas day - presents, turkey dinner, snuggle on the sofa watching the Queen's speech etc. Okay, okay.. it's a boring thought, but fuck it, If I read one more 'which pornstar would you suck, fuck and *£%&#, I'll...

'Course it's slow.. every fucker is on holiday, looking for porn vids.. not me though... I'm looking for vids of cheese eating

I HAVE to know... what kind of cheese ????

Good quip... Next time you hear some prat say 'My body is a temple', just say 'what..like Shirley Temple?':D

Re: Busty Sara Stone She looks fabulous there.. :thumbsup:

I'd just like to wish a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year... to myself. :dunno: Oh.. I suppose the rest of you may as well have some sort of 'fun' if that's the sort of thing you like.