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Damn.. beat me to it I would just like to add to that.. 'the rest of the male Mods NOT naked' :hatsoff:

So... What's the deal with those 'mounties'? How often do they 'mount'?

You can kiss my A... Oh wait, I'll do it myself.

#3: I put clean underpants on EVERY day. By the time Friday comes round, I can't get my trousers on..

< Go on then... :lovecoupl

No, no, no, no, no ... well, yes.

Before my time.. but I'll take your word for that.. :hatsoff: We (the brits) tend to bad-mouth the French a lot (Bonepart, Battle of Trafalgar and all that). The Germans tend to get some stick, but it's mainly post 1966 world cup, rather than about WW2. And then there's Pakistanis, Indians...

A list and brief synopsis of movie ideas that didn't quite make it.. http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2008/12/the_black_list_2008_the_full_l.html If you can't be arsed reading through the list, here are some highlights (some real humdingers in here): THE BEAVER by Kyle Killen “A...

That bit, I understood..

Because saying 'Primary Sex Organs' just doesn't have the same appeal..

Utter Cack... CACK !

Well, here we go again.. Cold weather, getting *****, receiving horrible presents (usually brightly coloured cardigans and gloves that don't fit).. Not to mention crap, christmassy TV - full of '******' films and repeated 'christmas' episodes of popular TV series.. Overdoing it with the...

Nice to see your still around, bud.. have a good xmas.:thumbsup:

How I would dearly love to test that theory... :D

Yeah, I guess you can squeeze through the 'Gulf of Finland' to the edge of Russia.. Then across the Bering sea to Canada. :hatsoff: BTW: I have thought of starting a similar game for just ***********... any thoughts on whether it would be popular?

I have banter... Oh, won't someone listen to my banter.. :weeping:

You usually find a hairy-arsed workman having a skive and a crafty fag..

Wow.. what started out as just a porn game, is now becoming a geography lesson.:bowdown::dunno: BTW: The original '80' pornstars limit can be ignored.. it doesn't make any real difference to the game.

Emma's very pretty as she is now, but I think when she hit's her early 20's, she'll be a stunner (hopefully she will 'fill-out' a bit more THEN strip off)

Yeah, like you'd know any real swallowing men...

'Yeah, like anyone on this board could possibly think of anything sarcastic to say about what I put here...' (Hope that makes a good start... :hatsoff:)

:*****:

Great song.. it should 'shoot up' the charts.

I used this modified version as my sig, some time ago..

OK that's enough cobra, I thin... wait... Blueballs !? :eek:

Emma says she would be happy to strip.. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/film/article2013790.ece

Damn right... :helpme:

Wow... I heard that H.o.T. (Acronym.. but so apt, huh) was the hottest woman who ever lived.. but I never really believed it, until I saw the pic.

I'm not going to bother... NO-ONE ever looks for me :weeping:

Sat down to watch 'Doc Savage - Man of Bronze' as I haven't seen it since I was a ***. More cacky than I remember it..

No.. but I did once wank-off my phone while talking to my penis.

Re: Do you think the incredible hulk has a huge green penis that grows when he gets a If The Hulk gets a big dick.. does that mean that She-Hulk grows massive tits? :boobies: :dunno:

Also bear in mind, if they battled on Tatoinne, Superman would have two suns to get his power from.

Yeah, sorry about that.. I'll do better next time.

and it's not just 'tunsty' who is ragging on the noobs.. I think I'm going to sulk now..

Can I get back to you, on this one..? :D

Re: Robert De Niro (1943 - 2008) This Thread (2008 - 2008) Alas, we never really knew it.. :angels:

Lost City of Atlantis found in a Bread Roll. The great mythical, Lost City of Atlantis, has been discovered in a bread roll, in Chelmsford. 'Well, cover me with jam and call me a tart', said bakery owner and all-round dickhead, Gilbert Frostknuckle. 'There I was baking some rolls for the...

Who would win ? At what? Being a big cry-baby wuss, when you find out your *** likes to wear black S&M clothes and speak through a raspy ventilated mask? or.. who can wear their kegs outside their pants the longest, without looking a prat? or.. Who can get the biggest hard-on after...

what.. like egg roll, or something? ;) Most people just die of laughter when I'm here... without the laughter bit of course. :dunno:

Dude, this is a tough crowd.. you're gonna need better material than that. :helpme:

Your a complete and utter wanker... best of luck good buddy.. :hatsoff::thumbsup:

Where the hell are you Stek?? I'm trying to keep the squirrel world news going myself, but it's ****** hard work. :crash:

'Idiot' report selling well.. A report into how easy it is to part idiots from their money, is selling like hot-cakes in Norwich, it is reported. the 44-page report, consisiting of mostly blank pages, except for the words 'you idiot' on the front, has been on sale for the last two hours, for a...

Re: ****** OF GOD! Most Ballsy Gutsy Crazy And Mind Blowin' Thing I've Ever Seen! OMF Did I miss something.. or did I just watch 7+ mins of a guy showing what nice muscles he's got.. FFS mate , write a frickin poem, send some flowers, get circumcised..:dunno:

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Thanks... it's nothing really.

Russell Brand to be next Wurzel Gummidge... Russell Brand, the small-time star of TV, radio and gay nightclubs, is to star in the movie lead-role of Wurzel Gummidge. "I don't believe it" said a passing Victor Meldrew impersonator, as we prodded him with a spoon, "But if you think about it...