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:scoffs: Hell freezes over a lot. I live in NJ and it snows. :lame:<---------me

A slow, painful death.

Let's find the person (or people) who did it and treat him/her/them the exact way. :thefinger

Three. This one, a kinda anti-customer site and another one. Well, I mostly lurk on the last one.

He's not telling me.

Ah, much love for Sideshow Bob.

You're an odd man. Very odd. You should be your own freakatorium.

I'm more of a MySpace person, myself. :ducking tomatoes:

Work. Some books I've read. Some movies I've seen.

That's news to me. What did I miss yesterday?

How'd you guess? :1orglaugh

No mention on if he's going to divorce her or not.

Interesting story.

From approx. 1500-1650, then the 1700s, then 1850-1875. Why? Damned if I know. :dunno:

I remember the video. According to the show Pop Up Videos, she didn't get money for being in the videos, just concert tickets...and the seats sucked.

And you already have what you desire if you'd only pay more attention to me than to CCT. :******:

Because of the man, I need an endless supply of brain bleach™®©.

Oooooooooooooooh, I like that one!!! Just gotta work on my accent.

It took you that long?? For shame, sir...for shame. :nono:

Re: The forgotten smilies There ARE??? :eek: Nah. I like it the way it is. Confusion makes me feel at home.

Well, CCT, I would step up, but you've hurt my feelings. You're a doody head and you're not invited to mine and Senob's wedding.

Tell that to my leg hair, bitches! :thefinger My legs don't EVER see the sun, damn it. I'm too damn white.

Human males have BRAINS?? :eek: I ***, I ***. Most men have the brains to notice me. :batting eyelashes:

Well, I know that I won't be getting THAT for Christmas.

I...see. :eek: Yeah, well. I'm enthusiastic, remember?

Beginning of December, 5 years ago. And yes, I cried. I'm such a damn girl!!!!

I'm not a guy. It's different. Besides, I'd probably *** my pants in fright if you snuck in. You like scaring me, you know. Perhaps. It's been awhile. Maybe I should start getting some opinions.

Since when do you like blue nail polish? I remember when you'd radiate disapproval at me.

Seinfeld. That is all. For now.

So THAT'S why you dumped Senob and turned to me... I was wondering.

Oh, I've given many. My Mommy and sisters miss me, you see. Anything they get is a treasure to them.

Yep. Know the feeling. You know you do. ;)

Nope. I don't see why size would have anything to do with it.

Here's some useless knowledge. I was conceived during a snowstorm.

I think Senob, CCT, the #1 awbf and my male harem might have something to say to your offer. They'd tell me to take you up on it. :1orglaugh

Christmas, if you please. But then, I'm not a lazy typer/texter. (No offense to those who are...)

Maybe not "really horny" but the sex WAS very good.

:hatsoff: Personally, I don't go for huge penises. I'd be scared.

:1orglaugh When I'm done laughing, I'll come back and post something clever. If I can be clever. Which I doubt.

How much time went by between her initially agreeing to sending you (a) pic(s) and you asking again? (And should I assume again and again and again and again?)

How come I never think of suing guys who's penises I have seen?

What about doodads?

Re: Too funny ... Spears ****** Just keep the baby away from Aunt Brit and Grandma Lynne and it should turn out to be a halfway decent human being.

Didn't go to prom. I wasn't even asked. Oh, well. I was sick that weekend anyway.

Damn. Did Senob and I ever get around to using the applesauce?

Since girls are under the age of 18, I will guess 0. Women, however... :wave2:

Between 10 and 20 minutes, but usually closer to 10. I think. Maybe I should time myself.

Damn teases. :mad:

Wow. I've never gotten or gave neg rep...although there are times when Senob deserves some. I hear that he gets some from others on occasion, though.

Re: The forgotten smilies Thanks for the props. And if we're talking big, how about this one?