ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Has anyone ever given a gift to someone for Christmas (or at any other time) that made them cry out of sheer happiness?
A few years ago, my *** wanted nothing but Josh Groban tickets. She talked about it for months and would always drop hints to me and my ***. One day, they announced that the concert was sold out and I acted as if I forgot to get some, even though I had secretly gotten her tickets already, and she was pretty upset.
I disguised the tickets in a shoe box that I had filled with rolled change (to make it really heavy). I put the tickets at the bottom of the box and I left an envelope on top of the change. Inside of the envelope, I had placed a "note" that I made which said...
"I'll see you in February.
Sincerely,
Josh Groban" (I had copied his autograph from the internet)
She was so happy that she started ****** for like a half hour.
A few years ago, my *** wanted nothing but Josh Groban tickets. She talked about it for months and would always drop hints to me and my ***. One day, they announced that the concert was sold out and I acted as if I forgot to get some, even though I had secretly gotten her tickets already, and she was pretty upset.
I disguised the tickets in a shoe box that I had filled with rolled change (to make it really heavy). I put the tickets at the bottom of the box and I left an envelope on top of the change. Inside of the envelope, I had placed a "note" that I made which said...
"I'll see you in February.
Sincerely,
Josh Groban" (I had copied his autograph from the internet)
She was so happy that she started ****** for like a half hour.
