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Just come to where I work. After you work there long enough, as soon as you set foot on the property you act gay/bi until you leave again. Becks...not bi, but acts like it at work.

Change here, a dollar bill there...depends on the charity and my mood.

Well, for what it's worth, she's of legal age.

Let's tell our signifigant others that we're going on a cheesecake run. Today's fact: I didn't feel like taking a shower today.

Re: Chef from the Muppets ... I attract perverts. I don't know why...I just do. :dunno: Must be my innocent (looking) face. People want to corrupt me.

:1orglaugh Due to circumstances beyond my control, all extracurricular activities for this week have to be postponed. :(

I don't have cable...so I missed it. It's a shame...I had such a girl-crush on Lita.

I'm totally craving cheesecake. Again.

Hmmmm... :thinking: Nope, not ONE productive thing today.

That's why I get others to buy them for me.

One of my girlfriends decided to fulfill a bf's fantasy with a threesome. She told me about it beforehand and I told her that she should take great care with this, and that it might not happen the way she expected. The aforementioned activity happened with results I sadly expected. They broke...

Clerks and Dogma. Of course, I should mention that I have yet to see Clerks 2, Jersey Girl and J&SBSB.

M12, thanks for the congrats AND the actions that led to said congrats. :D And congrats to Aces, also. :)

Bless you for that. :)

There's just no pleasing you, is there? My random statement du jour: I like saying the words "naughty bits". :D

I'm glad that found approval from you, drd. I can't believe I forgot to mention my top favorite sex toys!! In no particular order--Senob, Chef, my #1 at work boyfriend... :tongue:

I'm all about House, The Simpsons, ****** Guy, Prison Break, CSI and whatever G. Ramsey has on network TV.

I need brain bleach--along with hand sanitizer.

You're more than a joke to ME. Let's both leave Senob and run away and join a circus.

D-rock can always help brighten up my day. :batting eyelashes:

Keep it up. This way my ass is sandpaper free. :thumbsup:

He's saying something about bringing some coworkers along. :eek:

That reminds me. You two can keep it. I'm so not touching it ever again. I know where it's been.

Hey, you're the one who asked to be treated like that!!!

That's not what Senob's camera phone is showing me.

Oh, Lord. I have oodles of phone numbers and zipcodes to tell them. I moved a lot. :D

I've heard that about you. :1orglaugh

I just provide my own smilies from freesmileys.org. :dunno:

Really? I lose count after 5. Nuh uh. I...should check the brand name--if it has one. You should've offered him some Trix cereal.

Drdeath is mad snazzy and brightens my day/night.

I didn't know you cared that much. :1orglaugh

No, but you can get me one for Christmas, if you'd like. :1orglaugh

You're saying that Chef touches himself more often than you touch yourself, or he touches you more than you do?

:1orglaugh Nah, it's got spiffy little buttons on the bottom.

And Senob wonders why I won't let him...

The funny thing is, you wouldn't know it has 10 speeds, just looking at it. It rocks. Well...not literally...

Just whip it out and let the girl decide what she wants to do.

Yep, but I save it for special occasions...like when Senob goes out to play with Chef and suchlike.

I think this upcoming Lent I'll give up... Hmmmmm...what's left? My male harem.

I think so, too. :D

Source? Sauce? Gravy? What...Kibbles N Bits? Uh...yeah. Boy, CCT will be sad to read that.

Too bad I don't get to indulge nearly as often as you do. :******:

Yep, 10 speeds and everything. :D

I'm off from work Tuesday and Wednesday. Should I make the trip to you? You come to me? We leave at the same time and meet up in between?

L3ggy made me blush.

I'm not in a bad mood...I'm just not in a good mood.

Senob likes to pretend that he's gay. Or so he says.

Word on the street is that Senob's a virgin.

Let's see...I gave up giving up stuff for Lent...biting my nails...swearing...I tried giving up working for Lent, but they threatened to fire me and I can't get by on my looks, so... :dunno:

I...guess so. Damn, I'm tired.