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Meh. Same fake orgasms. :dunno: I wanna see some real ones, damn it!!!

Funny, I don't remember asking for HER opinion...

Doesn't everybody?

I think maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe Applebees is my top favorite of the three because of their apple chimicheesecake. Go on your own next time I go to WI.

I thought I mentioned that a long time ago. :dunno: Nope, got her as a being born gift. :1orglaugh

Even the guys I know that wear pink shirts and girls pants wouldn't be caught dead in Hello Kitty crap.

Wear some really baggy sweatpants and tell your ******* that you're adjusting your equipment.

I'll do my best.

I laughed so hard I snorted. :1orglaugh

I kinda get it, but I don't want to think about it. My brain's ******. :*****:

He's the pimp ***** of the polka band.

Well, I need brain bleach now. :helpme:

It's like Skittles, M&Ms, Froot Loops and a box of crayons had an orgy in a tornado.

Must be a guy thing.

Same here, otherwise I'm good at it. :D

Forgot to mention yesterday, when I got a present from her. The boxed set of "Scary Stories to Tell In the Dark". :nanner: I read those in grade school.

That made me think of a song.

Thanks, AFA, for the links. I found them fascinating to read. I owe you rep.

Hotmail, Yahoo, AND AOHell. :helpme:

Re: how much time do you spend in freeones, when you're not at freeones? Sometimes Senob will tell me about interesting threads when he's picking me up from work, and I'll wonder if people thought I said anything interesting, but that's about it.

Can't prove that!!!!!! :tongue: :1orglaugh

You are too sweet for words. And you're lucky CCT is out of town. You might hurt his feelings when he sees this.

You are awesome. :hatsoff:

Me, by chance?

Do you have an innie or an outie...or perhaps you don't have one at all? Mine's an innie.

Whatever makes your heart happy, O Mod of Mods. :bowdown:

Thank you for reaffirming my faith in that. :D

I know. I feel awkward when I say it out loud.

That's an exaggeration, and you know it. I laugh at all the East Coast people who are convinced the world lives and dies with anything and everything New York. Hell, I call Senob an East Coast snob.

But they can in cartoons!!! Are you saying cartoons have lied to me all this time??

I'm not sure, but I think it would look different than the one in the picture.

Isn't this like an Alanis Morrisette song?

I need a few of those. :angels:

I remember him in some of his aliases. Any pics of Koko B. Ware?

Can I rent them to stand in front of my house for a while?

:1orglaugh Poor girl.

I think I had a German Shepard smaller than that cat.

The duck doesn't look like (s)he's enjoying it. :(

Well, my ****** DOES want me back in WI...

Cool. I think.

Only one? Nah. Let's see what I can think of. Try to quit smoking. Lose a few pounds. Learn how to swear in a few different languages. Hey...those sound like my resolutions that I made for THIS year!!! :1orglaugh

Technically I've had two. And for some quotes from Primal Fear...because I felt like adding them, damn it.

Interesting, but I think Senob will make me use my Blockbuster card anyway.

I'll be mentioning stuff that both Senob and I got, since for some reason he doesn't want to have his own post on this subject. :dunno: Senob got The Simpsons Movie (from me), a guardian angel clip for his car and $20 (from his parents), and from his ****** we get to share a (Winnie the Pooh...

Let's see...since the last time I posted on here...I have since finished that book, read two crappy romance novels, a biography of Charles II of England and am now nearing the end of Jubilee by Margaret Walker.

No, the next one will be: "Does seeing a guy's dick in porn make you gay?" Silly man. :rolleyes:

One of the many things I find disturbing about this whole thing is the fact that it apparently is a matter of course for people to get (calls ordering) electroshock treatments in the middle of the night. :eek:

Not true. You started your account first. I just helped you with your profile after I did mine.

And this high praise comes from a man who doesn't particularly CARE for feet, except that a woman MUST HAVE TWO.

Amusing. How come I never see anything funny like that?