ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
This is a true story that happened to me a few years ago...
While I still lived in Cleveland, me and all of my friends would have a big Christmas party every year. We always held it at one of the local bars and most of us would get together in little groups and "pre-game" before hand.
This particular year, one of my close female friends came over to my house and we pre-gamed in my bedroom (no, nothing sexual). We drank A LOT and watched some movies. At some point during the night, my friend wanted to play some music, so I let her go onto my computer to play some songs. At the time, I was signed onto AIM and she decided that it would be funny to send "penises" to all of our friends. (By "penises", I mean 8===D)
We were both *****, so we were laughing hysterically at this for some reason, but I noticed that she made her "penises" differently than I do. So, I brought it up. I asked her "THAT'S how you make your penises?" She acted kind of surprised and went "Well, LET ME SEE YOUR PENIS!!!"
At the exact time that she said it, my *** was walking into the bathroom, which is right next door to my bedroom, so she heard everything.
The following morning, my *** had a really pissed off, disgusted look on her face and she goes "So...did you show it to her?"
I was like "Show her wh..." and then it hit me.
Till this day, that friend isn't too welcome in my parents house.
While I still lived in Cleveland, me and all of my friends would have a big Christmas party every year. We always held it at one of the local bars and most of us would get together in little groups and "pre-game" before hand.
This particular year, one of my close female friends came over to my house and we pre-gamed in my bedroom (no, nothing sexual). We drank A LOT and watched some movies. At some point during the night, my friend wanted to play some music, so I let her go onto my computer to play some songs. At the time, I was signed onto AIM and she decided that it would be funny to send "penises" to all of our friends. (By "penises", I mean 8===D)
We were both *****, so we were laughing hysterically at this for some reason, but I noticed that she made her "penises" differently than I do. So, I brought it up. I asked her "THAT'S how you make your penises?" She acted kind of surprised and went "Well, LET ME SEE YOUR PENIS!!!"
At the exact time that she said it, my *** was walking into the bathroom, which is right next door to my bedroom, so she heard everything.
The following morning, my *** had a really pissed off, disgusted look on her face and she goes "So...did you show it to her?"
I was like "Show her wh..." and then it hit me.
Till this day, that friend isn't too welcome in my parents house.
