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Really. Well, I'm from Utica and I never heard anyone use the phrase, "steamed hams."

He was waiting for me to fall ****** so he could make it up to Senob since I was out of commission. Or that's what I heard, anyway.

Cool...let's kick Senob out of the house and... Wait. You're trying to set me up, aren't you?

Why would the man want the dog in there with the two of them? I just don't get it.

Gotta remember to apply for the coupons. Thanks for the reminder, AFA!!!

While we all know that Bill is into that kind of thing, and yes, Hil DOES have a thing for whips, it's not as well known that the whips Hil prefers have hooks at the end.

Woo hoo!! :D

Hmmmmmm...since even a sip of some energy drinks make me excessively hyper, I wonder how THAT would effect me.

How do they know when it's stolen? :confused:

You know, that guy kinda looks like a guy I used to work with. The former coworker had/has longer hair.

That's all well and good, but I still can't find the any key.

Well, he's cuter than some of the guys who try to grope me, I'll say that.

:throwup: How can people EAT that stuff???

Wouldn't surprise me.

:thumbsup: Enjoy and make up for lost time!!

It's made me despise stick-thin women with fake boobs.

Snazzy stuff, but even Hugh Hefner doesn't have those kinds of powers.

Should I bump my bellybutton poll for you?

Probably thought it was cute as a cub, but then it grew up. Or they're just assholes. Or used it to guard a **** house. ...Or something.

Nothing on earth could get me to eat clams. Not even the thought of finding a pearl.

I didn't, due to being out of commission.

You think you're funny, don't you?

I want "FIRST!!!" ****** from any and all message boards.

Naughty bits and/or girly bits would be a better description, but OK. :tongue:

Even better is when they get ****** and manage to get a thread closed at the same time. :thumbsup::1orglaugh

Coooooooool. I never got around to it, myself. I'm not fond of lakes and oceans, anyway, even in the summer... :rolleyes:

You know, some of us have weight problems. And you don't see us ladies of the board talking about fat men, do you?

So THAT'S what happens when milk goes bad!!!

Those t-shirts are ****** from Newark schools, or so I read in the Star Ledger once.

I will do a search of their last posts, but I also keep in mind that the worst ones may have been deleted by mods or admin.

The ones I've quoted can also be seen on "You Know You're From Wisconsin If..." lists. :tongue:

Wow. That takes supreme talent.

Stayed home, watched TV, talked to my ****** and checked my email. And worried that the fireworks being set off in the neighborhood were scaring the cat.

And I'm going to continue saying "Back on the block" to mean the same thing. :thefinger

I have it here. How much do you need?

Thanks for the link!!

Green, but they change colors. Want to taste the flavor of my Chapstick?

Well, Kermit DID appear on SS every once in a while.

Don't care. Will you listen to Senob for me?

Damn sick fuck.

Will she be subjected to an inheritance tax or anything?

I can't send text messages, but I can get them, and this one my at work ****** sent me: After careful consideration I decided to renew our friendship contract for 2008. I kinda like you so don't go and fuck it up!

That's what I said when she told me.

Brain bleach, please.

:tongue: My ****** just told me she's getting me a bodice dagger. :nanner::nanner:

I ******, I laughed so hard!!!!!! :1orglaugh

Good stuff, D-rock!!! :hatsoff:

It is scientifically impossible for Freeones Himself to have had a mortal ******. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself. Freeones Himself destroyed the periodic table, because Freeones Himself only recognizes the element of surprise.

It's OK. I forgive you.

Where were those for my use 10 years ago???