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Well, me being the lazy person I am... Congrats, everyone!!!!!! :glugglug:

I collect them here and there. :dunno: So many things I can say to that... Wow. I remember when you two would fight ever me. Now I'm ignored. I think I'll take D-rock out to find him some minions.

Sometimes ******, sometimes pretending to be ******. :*****: Always flaccid to start, but that didn't last long. ;) To answer the third question...of course. I never start anything I don't intend to finish.

Like CCT said, Rudy getting to play. I still cry sometimes. :******: I'm such a girl. All of Clerks, but I really enjoy the "Happy Scrappy Hero Pup" part.

Just your usual, basic, sneak in the house and start sucking dick. :dunno:

For a while, my future MIL would have me go to Mass with her. I probably wouldn't have minded so much but my fiance, his ****** and his ****** never had to go. :wtf:

The guys would always **** up. Was I that bad at it? :dunno:

Probably not. :rofl:

Funny stuff. So much of it is true!!!! :1orglaugh There are reasons why I don't like carrying a purse.

GREEN cheese, sir.

Drd, not interested in the name of my minion.

From what I've been told, I started out good and have only gotten better. I can only imagine how much better I could do if I had my tongue pierced.

Santa's real and chocolate milk comes from chocolate cows.

You're just jealous. Don't worry, though. I send one of my minions for you. One of the mysteries of the ages revealed.

I declare that today was a TOTAL waste of a pushup bra.:mad:

I break into your house when you're ****** and have my way with you.

I remember that night. 22nd birthday. :nanner:

Sort of. :angels:

That's what I go for. :D One time I saw a guy and his penis (hard) was as big as my thumb...and I have small hands.

Oh, yeah. I'm damn good at that. I only look sweet and people only think I'm nice. :angels:

One of my older sisters always has a birthday cake for Jesus for dessert.

I think I made him realize that he's not. :angels: Of course, my biting sarcasm and ability to emotionally cripple a man weren't nearly as developed then as they are now...

:comforting pats: there, there™®©

CCT, I'm merely trying to be discreet. You know...Senob might find out about us.

Yeah. I think I hurt his feelings. That's OK...turns out he deserved it and more.

Oooooooooh. My kind of man. Rowr. I wonder if Senob will be open to a three-sided engagement?

I wouldn't say porn LIES...maybe porn doesn't always tell the truth... Screw it. House quote: Everybody lies.

Let's just say that my first time involved me saying to my (at the time) boyfriend: Is it all the way in yet?

You don't? :eek:

Nope. Makes guys want to shove things up my ass. Give me facials. Go down on numerous "others". Oh, hell...it's also given me an inferiority complex about my body and my "skills".

Wait for it... How do YOU know about my #1 best at work boyfriend??? :tongue:

FANTASTIC!!!!!!! D-R, I bow down before you. :bowdown:

Well, there's always make up sex.

Funny. I don't remember THAT. I remember some moves straight out of RAW...

Some women do. And some guys who are all about Hannah Montana...but that's for someone else to talk about.

:swoon: He was better on ********* Death Match. :banger:

I'm a Brewers fan. He used to play for the Brewers. It all makes sense...to ME, for what it's worth.

Honestly...why do men think that all women like HUGE penies/dildos? I'm a small girl. I can only handle so much.

Well, drd, those two stipulations of mine--I would THINK they'd be easy to follow. For some men...they found it difficult. Hopefully they learned their lesson.

Nope. I don't like anal, I don't like threesomes/orgies, I don't like getting spooged on...

Hmmmm...I'm surprised I didn't think of that one. :1orglaugh My turn: ~Oooooooooh, I LOVE getting granny panties for Christmas...AND having to show them to everyone!!! Damn. I'm not clever today.

As I have said, "You push my head down, you'll feel my teeth. You fuck my mouth, you'll feel my teeth. You sit back and enjoy, you won't feel my teeth." And some assholes still had the balls to complain about my teeth. :thefinger

I feel your pain...that's how I'd feel when I was in WI. However, in the 4+ years I've been in NJ, I miss my ******. Well, I always miss my Mommy, sisters and *******. Holiday time I start to miss most of my aunts and uncles.

Re: how many time do you spend on freeones? An hour or so a day, 7 days a week.

I'm still shocked Fernando Vina is on the list. I have a couple of his game used baseball bats. Rather like the Catholic Church being the only one slammed for sexual *****.

Does she like books? Movies? Music? A cute little outfit that she's had her eye on? Tickets to an event of some sort?

Depending on my work schedule, 5-8 hours a night, and on my days off I take a ***.

Fifth book of the Outlander series: The Fiery Cross. I'm almost done with it. I have to start thinking what to read next, since I don't have the 6th in the series yet.

I made up a new weather report today.

Re: Chef from the Muppets ... I, for some reason, DO seem to attract everybody. I don't know why. I guess my work uniform is the most enticing outfit I own. The perverts stick out in my mind the most, though.