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Getting ready for House to come on.

I'm bad enough, but then when PMS hits, you better run far away.

Whatever it is, it's ugly. :eek:

:rofl2: Just once?

**** up at 7:45. Get out of bed and head to the bathroom. Go downstairs, light a smokey treat and grab the newspaper and feed the cat. Set out meds, then eat breakfast. After breakfast, play some mahjongg on the computer and listen to music until approx. 9:05-9:10. Head upstairs, take a shower...

No. That was just the first thing I noticed. :dunno:

A half inch can make all the difference. :1orglaugh

What the hell is wrong with her bellybutton?!?!?!?!? :eek:

28 Very nearsighted, but not "nearly blind" as some asshats like to think. Bad knees. Don't know how I did it, but I was walking to work one day in 2001 and my left knee clicked. Hasn't been the same since. Mood swings. Could be undiagnosed mental issues. Clumsy. I fall up and down the...

The best meat's in the rump!! I LOVE Simpsons quotes.

I'm going with guilty. He just doesn't seem honest. Not even a teeny bit.

I utterly loathe 99% of all pictures taken of me. Maybe if I can find one that I can tolerate, I'll post it.

What L3ggy said.

Sucks to be us, I suppose. Right now, I'm regretting craving Taco Bell. :(

LW? The one with Winona Ryder. P&P? A&E miniseries. Only version allowed in the house, thank you very much.

Aw, you guys are too sweet. Senob's wrong, however. I'm NOT 5' 1". I'm 5' 1½". So there. :tongue:

It's all good. Just don't tell Senob. Shhhhhhhhhhhh. T? Turkey.

I'm sorry, but you'll have to get in line behind other guys who want to borrow money from me. I guess I'm a walking bank.

I want one. Too bad the cops at work would take it from me. Bastards.

Too bad you don't see the "Decency Leaguers" running after her with petticoats and bloomers.

As I've said before on similar subjects, it's only fair. I mean, if a guy goes down on a girl and then kisses her, he shouldn't freak out when a girl goes down on him and then kisses him.

I've seen the email and the "correction". Many times. If I had a dollar for every time, well...I'd have quite a few dollars.

Wow. I just always figured that practice (if you will), experimenting, and finding out what the guy likes would work. :dunno: At least, that's what has worked for ME.

Sorry about that. :shy: I know. Comedic purposes only. :angels:

Thinking of different was to entice a man.

Bring on the mistresses!!!!!!

What are you men afraid of? We all know that 90% of your thoughts are about sex and/or food.

Of course not. I take care of gifts for your ****** AND mine. :dunno:

I'm glad to hear that. Happy dance. :nanner:

Oh, I have. That was an interesting porn movie. Words cannot begin to describe it.

All this bellybutton talk made me think of a joke: Why did the blonde have a black and blue bellybutton? Her boyfriend was a blonde, too.

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to...delegate the task of finding a girl with an outtie bellybutton to determine if it's sexy.

I understand your point. Your stance is the same as mine. And don't worry, karma is looking out for him!!

Even if it's an outtie?

Go, Slowhand!! Don't forget my keychains!!

Do twins count as clones? And watch out for the ones without bellybuttons!!!

They're too busy banning people. :1orglaugh

Have LOTS of fun, and please don't forget my souvenirs!!

Undecided, but leaning towards hell no. :eek:

Senob has to approve.

I'm a FO slacker, so I don't hit this thread as often as I should. Let me congratulate everyone-- And thanks to all who have given me rep so I can be a part of this.

Why does the Easter bunny **** me? I didn't do anything wrong!!!

I just asked people from Albany. They say you're making it up.

:tongue: I've never even heard of THAT position. :eek:

Ooooooooooooooh, wheelbarrow?

The Days of Duchess Anne: Life in the Household of the Duchess of Hamilton 1656-1716 by Roaslind K. Marshall

Give me time. I ask my mommy weird questions all the time.

But think of how stupid they must feel when they realize that they did that!!! :1orglaugh

As soon as I get the wording right, I'll be back to mention it.

:1orglaugh You're too much.