Let me ask one question of the men. Are you ever able to watch a woman eating a banana and not think about a blowjob? Huh? I can't do it and I know why. I'm a sick evil f*ck. I accept that, but I can't do it. Eating a banana, eating a pickle, licking on an ice-cream cone! I'm saying to myself, look at the tongue on her! Wooowww! So, you women be careful when you're standing in front of that Hägen Daz. Cause we are watching, hah, and we are thinking!
George Carlin
