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  1. Elwood70

    Retired pornstar you'd like to come back ?

    ..and there's only going to be a few names left among the ashes. Thanks for the site...down the hole I go. :cool:
  2. Elwood70

    Retired pornstar you'd like to come back ?

    We are in an interesting period in porn now. Put simply, it's a transitional phase, because there's no "household names" anymore, and there's a lot of indicators saying that there won't be in the future. It seems to be headed towards Clips4Sale, cam sites, and niche marketing. I don't think it's...
  3. Elwood70

    The *** Control debate thread

    Just the fact that is exists is all I need to know - for now.:cool:
  4. Elwood70

    The *** Control debate thread

    That was an intentional smartass reply, just for the hell of it. It's an extreme oversimplification to just cherry-pick the last phrase to further a goal. (Sound familiar? ) Obviously, it isn't unlimited. I am of the opinion that the current issues can be resolved without tampering with the...
  5. Elwood70

    Helter Swelter

    Sounds about right for this area, but not quite as hot. Summertime in Baltimore/ D.C.
  6. Elwood70

    The *** Control debate thread

    Shall. Not. Be. Infringed
  7. Elwood70

    Helter Swelter

    So, if you're stuck outside, you'd want to find someplace cool. Perhaps go to an establishment with air conditioning and say "Gimmie shelter. " :cool:
  8. Elwood70

    Why are fewer people getting married?

    Damn, that actually made me miss being married..... You're absolutely right: It's good if it's to the right one.
  9. Elwood70

    Stronger ******* Content **** Thread

    It used to be 90.:cool:
  10. Elwood70

    Are you brand loyal?

    Marlboro Reds. Everything else is at least negotiable.
  11. Elwood70

    Is Rachael Ray Good Enough For A Poke?

    Plus, her proclivity towards cutesy/annoying abbreviation ("Nutrish") could lead to some interesting things.
  12. Elwood70

    What's on your TV or desktop (your wallpaper)

    Emily Addison ..nice and summery. ...and for the record, my wallpapers when I was married were all of a similar nature. The one I remember distinctly was Veronica Zemanova....in all of her glory. My wife considered them inspiration.
  13. Elwood70

    Is Rachael Ray Good Enough For A Poke?

    Aw hell yeah...at least one.
  14. Elwood70

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today? ..is my current wallpaper. Groovy. :cool:
  15. Elwood70

    My gf won't let me do foot stuff

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to LeyaFalcon again. I couldn't have said it better myself. However, I would have said it with more profanity. ;)
  16. Elwood70

    Should women be subject to Selective Service requirements?

    Absolutely. Also, there's no draft here.... anymore.
  17. Elwood70

    Are you a night person?

    The sunshine bores the daylights out of me.... chasing shadows, moonlight mystery.
  18. Elwood70

    Which pornstar(s) would u like to **** up with?

    That's the point: I can't **** up if I can't *****.
  19. Elwood70

    Do Fellas Still Have The Hots For This Angelina Jolie?

    Sounds like a party to me. ..and the Star is a tabloid, so I'd take their "facts" and "sources" with a grain of ****-salt.
  20. Elwood70

    Which pornstar(s) would u like to **** up with?

    Whichever one(s) can goddamn guarantee me a motherfucking full night of ***** to **** up from. Goddammit.
  21. Elwood70

    Hot or Not?

    Nope.
  22. Elwood70

    Help Will! (parody)

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Rey C. again. Seconded. Seconded, thirded and fourth-ed (If that's not a word, fuck it - it is now.) You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Ace Boobtoucher again.
  23. Elwood70

    MS 13 member dies after trying to gold plate his nuts.

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to LeyaFalcon again. Props for paying attention.
  24. Elwood70

    MS 13 member dies after trying to gold plate his nuts.

    Wasn't lies....just..bullshit. http://now88news.com/disclaimer/
  25. Elwood70

    This board huffs dong without BC

    Well, if you're not gonna name names, how about some fuckin' hints?
  26. Elwood70

    Car tuning show babes....

    That's funny: Every car show I've ever been to, the owners of the cars would fuck a motherfucker - or a bitch - up, if they sat on (or even touched, for that matter) one of the show cars.
  27. Elwood70

    NASCAR leadership continues to make terrible decisions

    I agree. A good start would be to remember what the "S.C" stands for: (Not the song, just the video) RKmF4CkroJQ
  28. Elwood70

    Am I the only one who thinks anal sex is gross?

    Despite the fact that I knew what was in store - solely based on the wording of the thread title - I went against my better judgement and read the thread anyway. This post made it totally worth it: ...and this post: ..perfectly illustrates my opinion of the matter. I second the congrats.
  29. Elwood70

    Women whose speaking voices you like the sound of...

    ...and Part III of the N.Y. Triple-shot: u2L_0bDK6tY Lorraine Bracco
  30. Elwood70

    What are you listening to right now?

    Let's see... I'm a left-handed redhead with eyes of green.(Fucking word-filter) This is my personal anthem: vBecM3CQVD8
  31. Elwood70

    Cheap Eats

    You are aware that chicken can be fried at home, and it's a lot cheaper....right? ;)
  32. Elwood70

    Backing Up Your Collection

    Another vote for external here. One of the best decisions I ever made was getting one. It's only 500 GB for now, but it's a sure thing.
  33. Elwood70

    Cheap Eats

    $35.00 a day would be enough for three meals and smokes..especially since I won't be buying smokes daily.
  34. Elwood70

    PUI- Posting while Under the Influence

    Re: PUI- Postng while Under the Influence Short answer: Yes I have, and will continue to do so. Long answer: "Under the influence" is subjective. Have I ever posted in the midst of an *******-fueled frenzy? Possibly, but I suck at typing - and I'm somewhat of a grammar/spell **** - so, you'd...
  35. Elwood70

    Leya Fuckin Falcon

    This made me laugh. A lot.
  36. Elwood70

    Hey everybody! Let's mock some lurkers!

    Probably watching Game of Thrones...
  37. Elwood70

    Hey everybody! Let's mock some lurkers!

    ...and you've got twice as many posts... Wait....****. Are mods off-limits?
  38. Elwood70

    Hey everybody! Let's mock some lurkers!

    Goddammit, I have no one specific to mock.......how about people that don't check their PMs? :cool:;)
  39. Elwood70

    Curt Schilling fired over response to Facebook post ...

    Ouoted - again - for motherfucking truth....and ... You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Iceman322 again. Also, that may have been copied for future use. :cool:
  40. Elwood70

    Leya Fuckin Falcon

    Here's a lot to love:
  41. Elwood70

    ***** car?? Reality??

  42. Elwood70

    ***** car?? Reality??

    Ha!!! As if I only have one ***** car.... For the sake of discussion, I'll just say one per post. Steve McQueens' Mustang in Bullitt (Not a replica, the actual goddamn car - there's one left out there somewhere, it's hidden in a ****.) I'd rebuild the engine, trans and front suspension and...
  43. Elwood70

    Happy birthday to an amazing duck!

    Duck Amuck; the cartoon to end all cartoons. (YouTube didn't have the whole thing)
  44. Elwood70

    what the truth----anal sex

    My opinion on this matter isn't strong enough one way or the other to matter, but goddamn, this thread is hilarious.
  45. Elwood70

    "Affluenza teen" did *****-driving, ****** 4, goes to jail for 2 years

    I like the fact that you basically said "when" as opposed to "if". I would like to add another "if". If he gets out.... EDIT: God-fucking-dammit!!
  46. Elwood70

    Topic of the Week #2: What's Your Favourite Food?

    Re: Topic of the Week #2: What's Your Favourite Food Good fried chicken wings. When I was a ***, I almost ****** to death on one. I was told I could never eat them again. Yeah, right.
  47. Elwood70

    New York Times Columnist 'jokes' about ******

    You, of all people, have an issue with this?
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