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  1. Elwood70

    Ask Henessy anything!

    Damn, what the fuck do they put in the water over there? You're gorgeous.
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    Members poll (parody)

    Wow...fuck all y'all. Motherfuckers.
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    moderator poll

    Who?
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    Food that sounds vulgar

    Head cheese. You're welcome.
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    Today I learned: Mountain Dew was created to be a mixer for moonshine

    Not in my experience. It tends to go better with clear ***** like *** or *****....especially bottom-shelf ***.
  6. Elwood70

    Colin Kaepernick refuses to stand for U.S. national anthem

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to zeeblofowl_1969 again. For this: (Emphasis mine)
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    Google "beiing a soldier is stupid" Is that sentiment coming from the right or the left?

    Re: Google "beiing a soldier is stupid" Is that sentiment coming from the right or the left? I'd love to ask my uncle if it happened to him, but I can't. He didn't make it back.
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    Liberalism is all about mediocrity and shittiness

    Stopped reading at "all".
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    Jsmoothpa

    Man,I miss the **** outta some crabs...haven't had them in ages. (Being born-and-raised in Md. adds a whole different context to that statement.....right? )
  10. Elwood70

    Engagement Rings - For Both Sides?

    I did, and I still have mine. All I have to do now is find another woman who has a March birthday...:D
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    Porn Etiquette 101

    No, you fuckin' don't.:cool:
  12. Elwood70

    Mandy Flores is getting married this weekend!

    Congratufuckinlations, Mandy!!!!
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    Porn Etiquette 101

    Wait, you guys don't have after-parties? Another illusion shattered....
  14. Elwood70

    Porn Etiquette 101

    For the record, I have no issue with the liberal use of "fuck", and all forms thereof. In fact, I like it. I'm amused by the fact that "testing dirty" has an entirely different meaning in the porn industry than virtually anywhere else. ******* is a ****. I mean, I see your point completely...
  15. Elwood70

    Who has the biggest dick on here?

    Who "has" the biggest dick, or who is...? Also, nothing. I've been doing nothing - at least nothing particularly noteworthy.
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    How do you view pornstars that won't do interracial?

    Of course...it's a perfectly logical and courteous discussion. . . . . . . . . :cool:
  17. Elwood70

    Weather Control

    It does. The "once lived in area" was Silver Spring. Oh, and it really was a good time: I was a ***, and for an entire summer, we had random transformer failures/explosions. It was fucking awesome!
  18. Elwood70

    Weather Control

    I didn't pick anything in the fuckin' poll because none of the choices apply. It's nature's domain. That said, I think the idea of controlling the weather - at least partially - is possible. Also, the frequent power failures may be due to the age of the power infrastructure in your neck of the...
  19. Elwood70

    The never ending Jane Burgess thread. Ask away

    Goddamn right we do.
  20. Elwood70

    The 2016 Summer Olympics

    Along those same lines is Michael Phelps schooling Chad le Clos.
  21. Elwood70

    NFL '16 Season Thread

    Know what I think would be funny? A Redskins/Patriots Super Bowl.
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    Photoshop

    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=x-ray+photoshop
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    verybody has a beautiful ******?

    It's just the latest word to have been diluted to the point it's practically lost all meaning. Like "addicted", and "love".
  24. Elwood70

    "User Names": What do they mean?

    Going by the fact that more than a few have changed, not a goddamn thing.
  25. Elwood70

    Happy drunks, alcoholics unite

    Not for a lack of trying. I don't push it to excess......any more.
  26. Elwood70

    Happy drunks, alcoholics unite

    I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a professional.
  27. Elwood70

    How Do You Post Those Twitter Tweety Tweet Thing-A-Ma-Jigs On This Here Board?

    I haven't had the need or want to do it here, but if I were to, I'd just screen cap and crop the post...then put it on a hosting site. Test:
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    Who Is The Nicest Porn Star You've Ever Met?

    Call me shithouse crazy, but I'm sensing a pattern....
  29. Elwood70

    There’s an Easy Way to Reduce Violent Crime

    Beat me to it, so I'll just QFMT.
  30. Elwood70

    Pokemon Go or Pokemon No?

    Where's the option for Pokemon: I don't give a **** either way?
  31. Elwood70

    Business and the making of American *** culture

    ....Shall not be infringed.
  32. Elwood70

    What is best in life?

    Wow...thanks for reminding me...
  33. Elwood70

    Man's '91 pickup passes the 1M-mile mark

    I'm more impressed by the '66 Volvo. http://www.popularmechanics.com/cars/g121/million-mile-club-the-worlds-longest-lived-cars/
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    Black On Black Homicides

    I think that enough of them would seek out legitimate work which utilizes their skills to make the idea have merit. Let's face facts, some of the people in the upper levels of distribution are practically CEOs. Blue, I hope?
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    Black On Black Homicides

    Your avatar is me on a typical day, except my hair is longer. :D (I should just edit mine to remove the lettering. I have the skills...I have the technology....)
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    Black On Black Homicides

    No offense taken. This is what I meant about "there's more..." : It won't solve all the problems, but it's a hell of a good start. They're not ******* each other....directly. They're just dying of overdoses (typically heroin cut with Fentanyl)
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    Black On Black Homicides

    End the fucking **** war. Decriminalize - or flat-out legalize - all *****. End direct-to-consumer marketing by the pharmaceutical companies to the "patients" er, customers.http://www.who.int/bulletin/volumes/87/8/09-040809/en/ **** companies never used to be allowed to do that, and the fact...
  38. Elwood70

    Old, Fat, Bitter Gretchen Carlson Claims Roger Ailes Wanted To Do The Sex Inside Her

    The thread title and the first two posts are pure poetry. "Ass worth harassing" is fucking GOLD.
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    Does power really corrupt?

    Well, everyone knows that with great power comes great responsibility. Some people can't handle the responsibility.
  40. Elwood70

    Loretta Lynch

    :cool: :D
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    The ask a favor thread

    No, don't. This thread has potential. Your initial post brings up an interesting point: What if any, accent or character do you (meaning everybody) read others' posts in? I admit this is similar to a "mental image"-type thread, but fuck it. It'll be a nice distraction from the other topics...
  42. Elwood70

    Model Quality Pornstars

    I'd be happy to check the links to galleries on Freeones and give my opinion - but not a goddamn one of them work. However, THIS I agree with: Aidra Fox is beautiful. Not just pretty, beautiful. ...oh, and evidently, I must spread some Reputation around before giving it to animus fox again.
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    The *** Control debate thread

    I want to buy a tank
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    The *** Control debate thread

    I'm pretty sure you can have a tank - as long as it's decommissioned.
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    BREXIT ~ British Exit Referendum on the 23rd of June

    This will most likely be a moot comment by this time tomorrow, but live feed here: http://http://news.sky.com/story/1716579/live-results-and-reaction-as-votes-are-counted
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    Feminists deface Seattle mural of pin-up Bettie Page

    Bettie Page is a goddamned American treasure.
  47. Elwood70

    The *** Control debate thread

    It doesn't matter, because the government always has the well-being and best interests of its' people- Damn, I couldn't even finish typing that without laughing..
  48. Elwood70

    Retired pornstar you'd like to come back ?

    I'm pretty sure he was referring to Gianna.
  49. Elwood70

    Alright Bad Boys time to ask me anything! Anna Bell Peaks style!

    As someone on the "inside" what do you see as the future of the industry as a whole?
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