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Two words: Raising Arizona.

Covered. :cool:

Yes. Exactly like that.

...or, drop a full shot of hooch into a mug of **** and chug that ****. :cool:

A lit cigarette.

Quoted for truth. Fuck Gillette. Buy a Schick instead.

First things first: The guy that almost single-handedly created "Southern Rock" with this: 0y8Q2PATVyI ...and later, with the band he founded (June 27, 1971, at the Fillmore East, to be exact): Gg54zkr6IWs ...and a joke, stolen from the comments:

I wasn't this year. ;)

That's tonight? :cool: ;)

All. The. Motherfucking. Time. ...and I was raised Catholic - key word "was" . I'm impervious to guilt.

Wait just a goddamn minute:Hawaii Five-O is on TNT? Since when? Is it the good ones?

Yep....and that's the part I wouldn't mention to ***.

...as if Paris is the one who actually calls the dealer.

I'd introduce Lisa Ann to my *** before Kanye.

With a name like "mountain" you'd think no one would fuck with him.

Re: Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today? I was listening to "Lola" by The Kinks when I saw those pics. Make of that what you will. ;)

...and that's why we love 'em.

http://ist3-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/6/7/2/6/67261/3/s/D/A/3sDAS/Raylene-04.jpg

I'd invest in improving/perfecting tattoo removal techniques, and developing procedures to repair gauged ears. I sense a trend....

Oh, I'm aware...believe me. :cool: This is my go-to for porn stars -of (almost) all ages. For everything else, there's Google.

I think the song you're referring to is "Keep Me In Your Heart For Awhile". Me, too. "Enjoy every sandwich" are now words that I live by. That whole Letterman show is just almost too much. Also, when The Wallflowers (with special guest Jordan Zevon) played "Lawyers, Guns and Money" on a...

David Bowie and Alan Rickman..... fuck this week. Just fuck it. Hard.

Here's the difference: Lynyrd Skynyrd's was unintentional

You're welcome. I try not to think about it that way, but yeah.

I haven't posted, or said my usual smartass comment anywhere today. Because David Bowie. Safe home, Starman. Thanks for everything. Every last bit.

I do; and it does help a lot, but they still don't last nearly as long as they should. I basically have to shave more often to reduce irritation. The longer I let it go, the more painful it becomes.

Because the whole industry is a fucking racket. The razors suck, and they're completely non-proprietary - even within the same manufacturers. I'd damn near give my left fucking nut to find a fucking razor blade that lasts more than three goddamn shaves. It doesn't matter what brand I use - but...

Aerosmith "Rocks" on vinyl. Because it is, and it does.

Lemmy will never truly die, because somewhere, someone will always be blasting his music. "if I don't meet you no more in this world, I'll meet you in the next one, so don't be late."

Stories like that - and punching Keith Richards for touching his guitar - are part of the reason why Chuck is the real King. szHlr7a4v_8 ...and I'm quite sure that young Keith said "all I want for Christmas is a rock and roll electric guitar..."

EDIT What the FUCK is wrong with this fucking board?

Noted, but the point still stands. :cool:

Chuck Berry. A. He's the real King. B. "Mabellene" isn't a cover. ;-).

Now, this is a topic I can get into.! I've got a mental list of ***** cars, and there's more Cadillacs on it than Lincolns. However, the Lincoln that's on it is this: One of my earliest ********* memories is seeing a picture of JFKs motorcade, and exclaiming "Holy ****, that car is cool!!"...

A preservative for one who can't be ****** by conventional weapons.

Keith Richards outlives another one.... With that said, I like STP and Velvet ********. STP did a great cover of "Dancing Days", and their originals were really good.

I aims for August. ...and Johan's post made my day.:cool:

I never heard of them until this thread, but what about Cheese Nips? For crissakes, they're even yellow...

Damn..this is a good topic. In the beginning: Looney Tunes, Berkeley Breathed, M*A*S*H (TV Show) Later, but not quite "old enough" to watch, but I did any-fucking-way: Johnny Carson and Saturday Night Live . I'm pretty sure Dan Aykroyd/Elwood Blues is a kindred spirit. I was exposed to a...

No picture of it in action? For shame.

Change "married" to "pregnant" and I'd say yes. Apparently, I've dodged more bullets than John McClane. Although in hindsight, it only happened three times -that I know of - I still feel like I got really lucky.

No, I kind of slacked off... too much bullshit.

Bonus fact: The steps and building that play a prominent role in that video is the same as this: ...and Keith is cool in everything. :cool:

Yes, but at least he got a warm welcome:

I'm fully aware of the fact that this is the absolute last place I should be asking, but here goes: I'm hearing two very extreme sides to this story, from groups of people who are typically allies. So, which is the truth? I've read this thread as well, and my question remains. What the fuck?

Nobody. Gianna is a one-of-a-kind.

What they've done is propaganda. Pot is not nearly as harmful as some people-and organizations- would have you believe, but it's not a goddamn "miracle" either. Also, let me clarify something: I'm pro-legalization. I think it should be legal for consumption and regulated in a similar way to...

...like tobacco?

Speaking of obvious, how am I the first one to catch this? Heh heh.....

I don't figure anything, she doesn't consider herself a porn star....more of an adult model. If I remember correctly ;) she was fisting herself, and I also remember seeing somewhere that she doesn't think that making that vid was the best decision she's ever made. I think the definition of...