Help Will! (parody)

[assari]

My friend Will E Worm is unable to send messages to this forum.

Can anybody fix his connection?

 

[xfire]

Help Will, sounds like a country western song, like Feed Jake.

 

[Supafly]

Will comes and goes from time to time. That is because he has a habit of posting statements that often brings him problems with the stff.

Well, how is anybody to campaign for te title of the biggest asshat if one doesn't go for the maximum?

He will be okay.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

May the Lion Of Liberty, The Illuminator Of Truth, and the Tutel Of Tutelage soon make his valiant return to this message board store of pornography.

 

[assari]

Help Will, sounds like a country western song, like Feed Jake.

Cute dog, nice song.

Will comes and goes from time to time. That is because he has a habit of posting statements that often brings him problems with the stff.

Well, how is anybody to campaign for te title of the biggest asshat if one doesn't go for the maximum?

He will be okay.

In my view Will deserves "Honest Guy" -title.

That asshat-thing is suitable for you and me.

May the Lion Of Liberty, The Illuminator Of Truth, and the Tutel Of Tutelage soon make his valiant return to this message board store of pornography.

It's great when he comes back.

 

[Rey C.]

So what happened? Would someone just blurt it out already and stop screwing around?! Did Will and Countach get into a fight with each other, or someone else? Neither shows up as banned, but BC's rep is now 0. It doesn't say Closed Account under either of their names, so what gives? And Will's status looks normal. Why all the double super secret, 007 foolishness in these threads???

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

No. Fuck him. We're better off for it. And we've been over the parody thing countless times, you idiot.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

It's great when he comes back.

I feel this is a fitting tribute for such a great patriot. He wants his message board store of pornography... BAAAAACK!

 

[Elwood70]

So what happened? Would someone just blurt it out already and stop screwing around?! Did Will and Countach get into a fight with each other, or someone else? Neither shows up as banned, but BC's rep is now 0. It doesn't say Closed Account under either of their names, so what gives? And Will's status looks normal. Why all the double super secret, 007 foolishness in these threads???

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Rey C. again.

Seconded.

No. Fuck him. We're better off for it. And we've been over the parody thing countless times, you idiot.

Seconded, thirded and fourth-ed (If that's not a word, fuck it - it is now.)

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Ace Boobtoucher again.

 

[darkwarrior3007]

So what happened? Would someone just blurt it out already and stop screwing around?! Did Will and Countach get into a fight with each other, or someone else? Neither shows up as banned, but BC's rep is now 0. It doesn't say Closed Account under either of their names, so what gives? And Will's status looks normal. Why all the double super secret, 007 foolishness in these threads???

We would not be able to handle the truth. We're talking about end of days, worlds colliding type shit.

 

[Rane1071]

Jeez! Will E is going to great length's to wriggle out of the AHoTY awards this year isn't he?.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Somebody nominate assair for the AHOTY. This thread is reason enough. And maybe the competition with WillE.Himmler will drive a wedge between them and their bromance. Wait, does assair have tits? That would explain a lot. Will loves men with tits.

 

[CrimsonBolt]

That thread should be named Free Willy.

 

[assari]

So what happened? Would someone just blurt it out already and stop screwing around?! Did Will and Countach get into a fight with each other, or someone else?

They have stepped someone's feet I quess.

I feel this is a fitting tribute for such a great patriot. He wants his message board store of pornography... BAAAAACK!

Will could be a leader.

Leader: the man who stays on the path that he has chosen.

We would not be able to handle the truth. We're talking about end of days, worlds colliding type shit.

"The truth is more than the reality"

(assari)

That thread should be named Free Willy.

^

 

[Supafly]

So, assari:

Are you stepping up for the Asshat Of The Year 2016 ontest???

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Will could be a leader.

Leader: the man who stays on the path that he has chosen.

Will is a guiding light, a voice of reason, and the conscience of this board who, until recently, would set the tone for us on a daily basis. The void he leaves from his departure is tragic.

 

[assari]

So, assari:

Are you stepping up for the Asshat Of The Year 2016 ontest???

Of course. altought the idiot Of The Year 2016-contest would give me a better chances.

Will is a guiding light, a voice of reason, and the conscience of this board who, until recently, would set the tone for us on a daily basis. The void he leaves from his departure is tragic.

If Will were Finnish guy one could think that he is a communist.

When you read his text you will notice that he is defendig ordinary citizens and is opposed to the police the government.

 

[darkwarrior3007]

Will is a guiding light, a voice of reason, and the conscience of this board who, until recently, would set the tone for us on a daily basis. The void he leaves from his departure is tragic.

He's the hero Freeones deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll honor him as the AssHat. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent worm. A watchful conspiracist. A Cup Cake.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

That thread should be named Free Willy.

Well done. :clap: