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  1. Elwood70

    Domino's Is Better Than Pizza Hut Gosh Darnit!

    Ledo's is allright, but nothing beats Armand's Chicago Pizzeria.
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    Fidel Castro Just Bought Something...

    Report: Cuba bans sale of ******* to deter celebrations of dictators death I guess so.... the party would be like Mardi Gras had an unholy union with Altamont.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today? ..and there's another one for the list... :cool:
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    JFK Cover up- The whole messy thing

    Found this among my bookmarks (Note: The original link was dead, but I Googled the title) Continued here: CIA director withheld information about JFK assassination I'm not sure how reliable that site is as a source - it's almost 3AM here - but I do remember thinking "Why in the hell isn't...
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    The ethics and lessons of being a hobo

    Well, damn. I learned something new today. http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/infrastructure/a3134/how-trains-can-be-silent-killers-16627219/
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    Uninvited to Thanksgiving Dinner because of election

    President Kennedy would disagree....vehemently.
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    The butthurt is worse than I thought. lol at Calexit

    I got curious... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
  8. Elwood70

    Chemtrails : Aluminum & Other Poisons Falling From The Sky

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Ace Boobtoucher again. Goddammit...
  9. Elwood70

    JFK Cover up- The whole messy thing

    I wasn't either, and neither were my ******* or ******, both of whom are older than me. Agreed.
  10. Elwood70

    I do not like her Politics but.

    This made me crack the fuck up....
  11. Elwood70

    Maddy O'Reilly is gone too fat!

    ...says the one who censored the word "pussy". On a fucking porn board. :D
  12. Elwood70

    Coffee Refills At Restaurants

    Thanks.:cool:
  13. Elwood70

    Coffee Refills At Restaurants

    Fuck coffee.I only ***** coffee because I can't afford *******.
  14. Elwood70

    Maryland Death Penalty: Lawmakers Approve Measure To Ban Capital Punishment

    Since bumping threads seems to be a trend lately....
  15. Elwood70

    Clintons: What now?

    Damn, you just love wishing death on people, huh?
  16. Elwood70

    IS FREEONES a LBGTQ or Homosexual or Heterosexual SITE

    I thought Freeones was a site for people that love fucking. Simple as that.
  17. Elwood70

    Great Porn Feuds

    The plot thickens.... I feel like this is the calm before the storm.
  18. Elwood70

    2016 MLB Thread

    Oh hells yeah - to all of it.
  19. Elwood70

    This man is my hero. Fast cars. Fast girls. Any chance that he'd adopt me???

    I'd drive a Lambo- as long as it was this one: Is that irony?
  20. Elwood70

    NFL '15 Season Thread

    http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?876384-NFL-16-Season-Thread
  21. Elwood70

    Hey everybody! Let's mock some lurkers!

    No. Fucking. Way. (It was more of a generalized comment.)
  22. Elwood70

    Hey everybody! Let's mock some lurkers!

    What. The. Fuck.
  23. Elwood70

    *********

    I agree with your point,it should be 100% legal, and regulated like cigarettes. That is, if you can fire up a fatty in public, I can fire up a fucking Marlboro. ;-) It's a cannabis oil called Charlotte's Web, named for the girl in question. All of the benefits, with none of the "benefits"...
  24. Elwood70

    What skillz do you have?

    I'm modest to a fault.
  25. Elwood70

    Don't like to go down!?

    I thought that was the problem?
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    which is your favorite band?

    Three guesses...first two don't count.
  27. Elwood70

    Donald Trump -- Porn Star Claims ... He Offered $10k for Alone Time

    Stopped reading after that...
  28. Elwood70

    New Gen (after 1990) music vs Old Gen (Before 1980) music

    No, but in fairness, no one can sing like Bon.
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    Don't like to go down!?

    Yes. I'm also pretty sure I know which attorney. I'm also pretty sure that no palms were greased, just bullshit invoked.
  30. Elwood70

    Don't like to go down!?

    No, I didn't. It wasn't a year. No pressure. There were definitely shenanigans involved. I read I was divorced on the Internet on a newspaper website.. I then went to Annapolis to obtain a copy of the paperwork which confirmed it.
  31. Elwood70

    Don't like to go down!?

    Considering the ease in which my ex obtained the divorce, not in Maryland. I suppose having contacts in the industry didn't hurt.
  32. Elwood70

    Does Pennsylvania breed the best pornstars

    More like they just want to get the fuck away from Pennsylvania. ;) :D
  33. Elwood70

    Confession Time. Spill it!

    If memory serves, it was in good shape bodywise. Slight rust on the quarters, faded paint, but nothing major. It was a base Road Runner,I think it was originally a bench seat, four-speed car, but someone added period correct bucket seats. The fact that they were also the right color leads me to...
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    Confession Time. Spill it!

    The fastest I've ever been a passenger in a car - so far - was 140 mph in a 1970 Road Runner with a 383 and a ******-grip 4-speed....and no front shocks. At least, my friend said it was a 383, but when I got a job working with the guy he bought it from, I discovered (and later verified) that...
  35. Elwood70

    Retired pornstar you'd like to come back ?

    Just a heads-up, I cleared my cookies and everything's fine. Also, according to Freeones, Gianna Michaels is active. :cool:
  36. Elwood70

    Marvel Avengers: What is your pick?

    http://http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-ways-iron-man-objectively-better-than-batman_p1/
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    Marvel Avengers: What is your pick?

    Meh, Iron Man's better.
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    Marvel Avengers: What is your pick?

    Depends on the day. Some days I wanna be Tony Stark/Iron Man (self-explanatory), some days Thor. (Who wouldn't want to be a GOD!? ) Villains? Loki - absolutely no question. Trickery and mischief? I'm totally in. Of course, if you were to broaden this to include the entire Marvel universe, I'd...
  39. Elwood70

    What do you shave with?

    I just shaved with a safety razor that's at least 50 years old. The blade inside is brand-new. My face is so smooth, it's like I never had any facial hair - ever. The handle is a little too short, but other than that, it's fucking epic. Here's the funny part: It's a fucking Gillette.
  40. Elwood70

    FreeOnes is my Substitute **** for a different matter

    Freeones goes well with nicotine, caffeine and *******.
  41. Elwood70

    How would you dispose of a dead body if you had to?

    How do you know I haven't?
  42. Elwood70

    WABC-TV Channel 7 Reports Hillary’s Death

    Wishing/hoping for death upon more people? Can't say I'm surprised.
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    How would you dispose of a dead body if you had to?

    Should I be offended by that?:cool: Heh... "most". Amateurs.
  44. Elwood70

    How would you dispose of a dead body if you had to?

    Okay, I can see that. I just thought it would be a good idea by virtue of pure quantity.
  45. Elwood70

    How would you dispose of a dead body if you had to?

    I'm somewhat surprised by this. After all, there's a lotta fuckin' holes in the desert.
  46. Elwood70

    How would you dispose of a dead body if you had to?

    I would start by not posting about it on a public message board.
  47. Elwood70

    Obama trashes America 18 times on foreign soil

    I'm going to go get more smokes before I get too ***** to drive. BRB....
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