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face down ass up. I know what that means.:nanner:

SPORK is the answer to all of our problems of course we still need the knife. but not just any knife we need a KNUIFE. http://www.harrisoncustomknives.com/collectorknives/9%20bowie%202.jpg

Ron jeremy

eew look at those meat curtains

Stranger: hi You: Help Stranger: Location? So I can make fun of your country. You: My friends and i were driving in the woods You: when our car broke down Stranger: you found a body i am guessing You: no Stranger: raped You: they got jamie first You: then jeff You: they are picking us off one...

My female boss wants my nuts. Its too bad shes not hot

are you kidding Jonah hill is fucking hilarious. Adam sandler and seth rogan are mediocre, but Jonah hill is legitimatly funny

Ive seen a scenewith araya and peter north were she has a couple of them during it one oraly and one while he fucks her.

boat

no, no its not, if a 15 year old girl wants to have sex say no. :tongue:

Go for it the VW is built way better than the mustang. I still own a 95 golf it has 300,000 and runs great it has only ever been in the shop once for a broken(cracked) distributer cap. parts can get a bit expensive since its foreign. well twice it had a crazy switch that the guy I bought it from...

ooh ooh do it make her your sugar mamma they are the best, and no one sucks a dick like a fat girl.

In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act. - George Orwell

so... This is obviously fake but... wow... wow... at least i hope its fake...wow

This site is proof that the gene pool is polluted because god didnt use enough chlorine

:1orglaugh

Multi tasking. Now thats a woman fucking and making the guy a sandwich. Im in love. I want one.

could this be a new phonomenon like lolcatz... hmmm Ive got work to do.

Her shit has never been funny. she has the whole 'Im funny in an ironic kind of way' and it makes me want to slap her parents for having sex on the night she was concieved. Never liked her

I invoke - RULE 32

uh oh! So you got your girlfriend a new place and shes letting you live with her? I wish you the best of luck. I really do that kind of things has never worked out for me. I dont really know how anyone can do it. Im not everyone though and some can do that kind of thing so I guess maybe I sould...

that first dude is funny as hell he sounds like Cookie monster and Elmo doing barbie girl

Not the funniest thing Ive posted but, eh, what the hell? http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80697704/ I got post a serious topic now and again

Nope, didnt laugh because its true. I had an enormous shit and thought 'hey this goes with this thread'. I wanted to see how far back the threads went, so I did and I found this little gem and brought it back into the light so it could sparkle once more.

If she has any drama before you ever even go on a single date with her, you dont want to end up in that hell. Dude, straight up, his grandfather wasnt talking about women. I know this because every time Ive gone after a chick because I thought 'what if...' It was always trouble. If its a sexual...

I went with skinny only because fat girls are easy. skinny girls are dumb but the date usually cost more than a bigmac

I ate 3 cheeseburgers and went to work when I got home I took a Giant BUMP

at least it was funny and unexpected.

They arent even nice looking they look beat up as all hell. fucking sick :throwup:

It puts the lotion on its skin and PUTS IT IN THE BASKET!

thats an anti tank rifle from WW2 Its not american but who cares

im in love.

Out!

I hate fake prank videos. but at least its a good idea of something to try.

JUst ignore her shes a stupid girl find one that isnt stupid and shit will be allright. You dont want to mess with coworkers anyway, its nothing but trouble.

yeah thats whats awesome they are advertising in whole new way. Ive seen stickers, at a local movie theatre, next to the door that say HUMANS ONLY

Because its better than drugs.

dude if I could get a chick to moan like a mountain gorilla that would be bad ass. Or get her to start screaming "I am Zul" like sigourney weaver from ghosthunters i wouls respond with "I am the Key master!"

I have a gmail account for anything that has to do with porn because of spam that way My regular e-mail is clean and free. Its kinda like if you had two dicks one for the whores and one for your girlfriend that way they dont find out about each other:thumbsup:

The shame is that James didnt know that Paul knew, James was sleeping with his wife.

nope hes pissed that there are toys in his BATHah TUBeh

:glugglug:

That is the Samuel L. Jackson of cigarettes

I thought this would make a good motivational poster so i made it one.

Micheal jackson butter sculpture? Well I guess it fits, he is slimy So is peta so what are they bitchin about? maniacs

Thanks now im gonna be questioning everything for the next week.:thumbsup:

She had a show on E (i think) for a while shes a stupid gossip monger

Types one handed Has wet dreams about Freeones Smells like Freeones!

...Ah dat gritters is gode....:sing:

Shark sugar