Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/bighollywood/2009/07/19/garofalo-american-media-too-conservative/
I never found her to be funny unless she has a script in front of her. Even when she does have one, though, she comes up with gems like "Wet Hot American Summer,"(which did have some brilliant moments when she was off screen) or "Mystery Men."
"The Ben Stiller Show" had some bits of genius to it but it was so short-lived that it really never had a chance to develop.
She was supposed to be headlining at a venue in the UK, received a less than enthusiastic response to her stand up act and walked off the stage. Here's one of my favorite comments on the piece.
Reading the comments at the bottom of the page was more entertaining than the actual article. Some were well thought out and astute while others were simply personal attacks targeting her appearance.
The aforementioned personal attacks had some wit to them.
This one made me scratch my head a little.
There was even a nice little haiku by, let me get this name right, Obama_is_a_Nazi (doesn't really give you an opportunity to ponder his clarity of thought, or lack therein does it?). I don't think I'd read a post by someone this stupid ordinarily, but it's in haiku form and I'm a sucker for that.
I don't get this one (okay I got it. Not too thoughtful) but I found it kind of funny. Way to appeal to the LCD.
While I disagree with the attacks on her appearance (I could care less) some of the remarks about her political leanings and her irrelevant status really were pretty interesting.
I never found her to be funny unless she has a script in front of her. Even when she does have one, though, she comes up with gems like "Wet Hot American Summer,"(which did have some brilliant moments when she was off screen) or "Mystery Men."
"The Ben Stiller Show" had some bits of genius to it but it was so short-lived that it really never had a chance to develop.
She was supposed to be headlining at a venue in the UK, received a less than enthusiastic response to her stand up act and walked off the stage. Here's one of my favorite comments on the piece.
She's achieved crazy cat lady status and nobody listens to crazy cat ladies.
Reading the comments at the bottom of the page was more entertaining than the actual article. Some were well thought out and astute while others were simply personal attacks targeting her appearance.
The aforementioned personal attacks had some wit to them.
Who's this garofalo person and why is her image not with a warning?
A child might be walking by my monitor at the wrong time! Gheesh!
This one made me scratch my head a little.
Wait, what?Can't you just picture Janeane post-show?:
"If you don't find my stuff funny you must be either a woman or a black man with Stockholm Syndrome. Also, all those people who didn't laugh were Tea Party racist Brits who hate a black man, anyway."
There was even a nice little haiku by, let me get this name right, Obama_is_a_Nazi (doesn't really give you an opportunity to ponder his clarity of thought, or lack therein does it?). I don't think I'd read a post by someone this stupid ordinarily, but it's in haiku form and I'm a sucker for that.
The Skank Flop
In a Tank Top
Flaps Her Diseased Lips
Again
East Wind Rain
I don't get this one (okay I got it. Not too thoughtful) but I found it kind of funny. Way to appeal to the LCD.
Dildo mechanic! I tell you all, she's a dildo mechanic!
While I disagree with the attacks on her appearance (I could care less) some of the remarks about her political leanings and her irrelevant status really were pretty interesting.