wow you two look like your having a blast atleast i know how to keep blueballs entertained now just have him talk to strangers
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- Thread starter DrXE
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Not so entertaining, but goofy nonetheless !
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello sir
You: Hi how are you doing?
You: How did you know I was a "Sir"?
Stranger: an educated guess
You: You went to school?
Stranger: was i right?
You: I could not afford school in Bambzabwey. My parents were killed in the civil war and I found my waya to Bangcock
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello sir
You: Hi how are you doing?
You: How did you know I was a "Sir"?
Stranger: an educated guess
You: You went to school?
Stranger: was i right?
You: I could not afford school in Bambzabwey. My parents were killed in the civil war and I found my waya to Bangcock
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: My name is Andre The Giant and i like drinking beers
Stranger: Andres dead
You: no its a work
You: I live in Hawaiii
Stranger: where are you from thene
You: and i make my ring return next wrestlamania
You: shhh our secret
You: HAWAII
You: you
Stranger: Andre would never be in Hawaii, hell he grew up and had his home in france
Stranger: also what would you do next mania, face John Cena in a crappy match
You: could you not imagine me in hawaiian shirts drinking froms a cocconut?
Stranger: because your pretty old now
You: yes i'm jobbing to cena
Stranger: and you could barely move to begin with
You: i'll still make cena look good
Stranger: well thats a waste of a work years in the making
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: My name is Andre The Giant and i like drinking beers
Stranger: Andres dead
You: no its a work
You: I live in Hawaiii
Stranger: where are you from thene
You: and i make my ring return next wrestlamania
You: shhh our secret
You: HAWAII
You: you
Stranger: Andre would never be in Hawaii, hell he grew up and had his home in france
Stranger: also what would you do next mania, face John Cena in a crappy match
You: could you not imagine me in hawaiian shirts drinking froms a cocconut?
Stranger: because your pretty old now
You: yes i'm jobbing to cena
Stranger: and you could barely move to begin with
You: i'll still make cena look good
Stranger: well thats a waste of a work years in the making
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heey
You: Melt the butter in a heavy pan and cook the onion on the hob for 20 minutes, stirring frequently until soft
Turn the heat down low, do not cover the pan and cook until the onions are brown, this should take around 1 hour or more, dont rush it, leave them cooking and read the paper! The long, slow cooking gives the depth of taste and colour to the gravy
Add the stock and if using the booze, Worcestershire sauce and mustard
Bring the gravy to the simmer, stir frequently, check the seasoning and serve
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heey
You: Melt the butter in a heavy pan and cook the onion on the hob for 20 minutes, stirring frequently until soft
Turn the heat down low, do not cover the pan and cook until the onions are brown, this should take around 1 hour or more, dont rush it, leave them cooking and read the paper! The long, slow cooking gives the depth of taste and colour to the gravy
Add the stock and if using the booze, Worcestershire sauce and mustard
Bring the gravy to the simmer, stir frequently, check the seasoning and serve
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Shizzle
You: Dont talk to strangers
Stranger: Yes, you areee?
Stranger: Hmmm. Hypocriteee.
You: Wha!!!
Stranger: :O
Stranger: Wha, what?
You: My nuts hurt
You: lick them for me
Stranger: Unlucky nutty person.
Stranger: Unluckyyy.
Stranger: No thanks.
You: jesus loves you
Stranger: He does not.
You: and so do i
Stranger: Oh yes you do.
You: will you be my shemale girlfriend?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Shizzle
You: Dont talk to strangers
Stranger: Yes, you areee?
Stranger: Hmmm. Hypocriteee.
You: Wha!!!
Stranger: :O
Stranger: Wha, what?
You: My nuts hurt
You: lick them for me
Stranger: Unlucky nutty person.
Stranger: Unluckyyy.
Stranger: No thanks.
You: jesus loves you
Stranger: He does not.
You: and so do i
Stranger: Oh yes you do.
You: will you be my shemale girlfriend?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
hahah so pointless
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi there
You: how do you jerk off
Stranger: same way anybody else does?
You: how please expain
Stranger: na chill w. that
You: chill and explain
Stranger: you are one flaming homosexual arent you?
You: EXPLAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi there
You: how do you jerk off
Stranger: same way anybody else does?
You: how please expain
Stranger: na chill w. that
You: chill and explain
Stranger: you are one flaming homosexual arent you?
You: EXPLAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: Help
Stranger: Location? So I can make fun of your country.
You: My friends and i were driving in the woods
You: when our car broke down
Stranger: you found a body i am guessing
You: no
Stranger: raped
You: they got jamie first
You: then jeff
You: they are picking us off one by one
You: and killing us in very brutal ways
Stranger: "they"
Stranger: i think you mean "me"
You: theres like a hundred of them or so
Stranger: no, there was only one
Stranger: ME
You: help I gotta go they are breaking the door down
You have disconnected.
You: Help
Stranger: Location? So I can make fun of your country.
You: My friends and i were driving in the woods
You: when our car broke down
Stranger: you found a body i am guessing
You: no
Stranger: raped
You: they got jamie first
You: then jeff
You: they are picking us off one by one
You: and killing us in very brutal ways
Stranger: "they"
Stranger: i think you mean "me"
You: theres like a hundred of them or so
Stranger: no, there was only one
Stranger: ME
You: help I gotta go they are breaking the door down
You have disconnected.
