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I'm a graphic designer. It's what I went to school for since I was 14. <3 Living the dream -- sucking and fucking AND making use of those credits! Bam! :D

I know. Tell me about it. Thanks! <3 That's too bad, I go around the country lots, maybe you'll meet me soon. :] Thanks lady! Yeah, the US is just dumb like that. Canada has a LOT of awesome policies that we don't have... Totally! I should probably keep my heart, but I am definitely...

My 21st was yesterday! :D Went and legally bought my first bottle of wine today. :] And they didn't even card me. lol :facepalm: ANYWAYYYY, I just wanted to make sure that all you east-coasters here in the good ol' US of A come by EXXXOTICA in Edison, NJ next month to see me! It's Nov. 5th-7th...

It's still super super hot. It's Miami. ;)

I'm going to read that as where I like to be kissed? My ear. Sounds dumb, but I like ear nibbles. I never liked bacon. The idea of eating an animal that rolls around in its own shit and eat pretty much anything just isn't appealing to me. :pukey:

See, I look at it in a much more positive light. The dudes who are rubbing dicks REALLLLLY must like the chick to want to do that. Don't get me wrong, you'll never catch me with two dicks up my butt, but I have had two in my mouth, and it was the hottest thing ever to me.

Don't think it didn't cross my mind, lol.

Yeah, it just seems slightly insensitive the way people come off sometimes. ESPECIALLY when us girls see our names pop up on here. :2 cents:

These kind of threads make me go :\

I have a deep respect for Wicked just because they use condoms and their content is awesome regardless.

CHACE CRAWFORD. My oh my. Lexi Love.

Another that I couldn't use cause my face wasn't in it, but its just as fun :]

k<1 or k>4

Awwwwww yay! This makes my day. :nanner:

With my acting? Dramedy.

Yessir, new DVD is out! Selling it signed. See my reply on my 'new babe added' thread if you want one. :nanner:

New DVD out! First boxcover. :nanner: Selling it signed, if interested in reserving one, e-mail me! kimoraklein@gmail.com

Hey sexy! I'm awesome. :D Hope you're doing the same :)

Super! I'm real glad there's a Top OSCM category. I don't really fit into the other ones, so that's the one I'm gonna shoot for! Aw honey this headache still hasn't gone away from last night... *rolls over in bed* YES. I've dated an Aussie. I like you all and your down under-ness very much...

Power to her, she's real pretty. All you guys' negative reactions is exactly why girls look how they usually do in porn, btw. In 'real life', I like to have a little bit of hair, but I know there would be some dudes flipping shit if I had what I like. So better safe than sorry. ANYYYWAYYY, if...

I wanted to share two links with everyone. #1 My Amazon wishlist - http://amzn.com/w/SSGEUTXG2AFN My 21st birthday is Monday, October 4th! I am soooo excited to finally not get hassled anymore when I just want to go out and buy a merlot for a dinner, lol. If you get me anything on my wishlist...

I heard it was two brothers...

YES! Minus the LotR soundtrack, sorry lmao

Before I even start... where did this rumor come from and is there a news source?

It's Jamaican Patois. I'm Chinese-Jamaican. I hear this shit all day long with family. Translation: Me na only ave foa so, ya na owe me laytah, zeen? I only have four, so just pay me back, understand?

Me na only ave foa so, ya na owe me laytah, zeen?

I've been posting, just all over the board. :) I've been awesome for the most part -- Sara Jay (roomie) was in town for the past week and she jetted out yesterday so I've been bored all today. Blahh.

I don't date. :dunno: Wow, sooo many. I'd love to go back to the UK. Specifically Ireland and Wales. I'd also love to go all over Asia. I've never worn latex, so I can't say! Uh-oh. lol. I'd assume this is before sex, so I'd suggest wiping up down there, and then to offset being offensive...

I drive an Acura CL 3.0. It's automatic. Aw, thanks. From KimoraKlein.com: How did you get your stage name? “Kimora” came from a security guy over at a club I practically used to live at — because according to him (and a few others), I look like Kimora Lee Simmons. My good friend came up with...

NAKED VEGAN COOKING SHOW!!! I make baller fucking vegan food that omnivores love too. I'd do it naked, and at the end of every episode fuck myself with one of the veggies I used. ...In which case most recipes will call for zucchini.

Moderately? More like conservatively. ZING! :1orglaugh I honestly don't think I'd be able to look at anything from that genepool as attractive. :rolleyes:

Bonobo Massive Attack Portishead Bjork Sigur Rós Goldfrapp Husky Rescue Tricky Telepopmusik Aeroc Essentially all of Ghostly International records. I <3 chillout electro and minimal.

I look at this a different way. Brazzers - doesn't seem interested in me Bangbros - only shot me once and won't shoot me again* Reality Kings - only shot me once and won't shoot me again* Naughty America - would love to shoot for Site-wise, I like NA. *because they used me in a 'reality' series

The last two scenes I were at they just played the song over and over pretty much. Someone told me they had someone make songs for them to use. Not too sure of the status of the legal thing, but it seems kind of obvious to not use someone else's music without crediting them -- especially in porn.

Re: Awe-inspiring sight as hundreds of thousands of Muslims gather at Mecca for Ramad Awesome photos! I love Islamic architecture soooo much.

Re: Bad blowjob? Oh man, I've definitely seen some bad blowjobs. Some girls forget to suck, some use their hands more than their mouth, others have their teeth all over the place... If you experience a bad blowjob report it IMMEDIATELY to the Deep Throat Task Force so that it may be...

Watching porn with your girlfriend/wife is the BEST! Talk dirty about what you both like to see (*COUGH* Kimora *COUGH*) and go go go! :D

Just registered! I'll hope that you all find me fitting for the Top OCSM! <3

Awww thanks! That means a lot to me. Sorry for the super late reply. :(

Totally OT but I just choked on my sandwich laughing that there's actually some chick that calls herself Colt 45. Now that's class lol :clap:

Re: Question about the video "Belladonna's Hole in the Wall" She is in it, performing with her hubby's dick in the gloryhole. The set (which is a hunk of what looks like a bathroom) was taken to a show for fans to take pictures in with her. See caps for Scene #6...

I think it's silly. I'd much rather watch two actual people of accurate body proportions fuck, lol. Plus, the girl voices can be soooo annoying! D:

Your annotation to the article was crude, ignorant, and wholly incorrect anyway. And who the hell mentioned anything about Saudi Arabia in the first place? Mind you: "Imane Boudlal, 26, a Morocco-born U.S. citizen" I am ALL for whatever the hell someone wants to wear, but I guess she should...

1st Amendment ftw! Don't be mad at the entire effin Muslim population, be mad at the guys who were flying those planes. Hatred breeds hatred.

Double anal? No thanks, I like being able to control my bowel movements.

lol it involved ice cubes. And I haven't been fisted or anything since that last time, it really depends on the size of their hand. I guess it wasn't real fisting, but more generally just all fingers?

Rocco Reed and Asa Akira. They're the hottest real-life porn couple ever. And Chace Crawford, who stars as Nate on Gossip Girl. jaysooschristooooo sooooo sexay.

Hey!! Sorry for the late reply. Thanks for the kind words, it means a lot!! :iloveyou: NO, I did not retire!!! I was on a short hiatus, for like a month and a half. That thread is kind of dead just because I don't really know what to put in it, but I do create new threads with little updates...

"Fake stuff"? You mean pee? :1orglaugh

"Me and my friends easily could have taken advantage" This is a joke, right?