I'm finally legal!

[KimoraKlein]

My 21st was yesterday! Went and legally bought my first bottle of **** today. :] And they didn't even card me. lol

ANYWAYYYY, I just wanted to make sure that all you east-coasters here in the good ol' US of A come by EXXXOTICA in Edison, NJ next month to see me! It's Nov. 5th-7th.

I had an awesome time last time and I love taking pictures with you all and signing DVDs/magazines/your girlfriend (for real) in person! Who's gonna come though? Check out some of the pictures from past EXXXOTICAs:

 

[vodkazvictim]

Let me get this straight; a couple of days ago it was legal for you to fuck & suck for cash but not to *****?!
ameriduh is crazy...

 

[wolverine83]

I'd buy you a ***** if I was heading that way. Happy 21st.

 

[Doc Scurlock]

Let me get this straight; a couple of days ago it was legal for you to fuck & suck for cash but not to *****?!
ameriduh is crazy...

Yeah, I'm in Alberta here in Canada and the ******** age is 18, which makes sense considering you're an adult. The whole 21 thing seems stupid. I mean if you can go out and fight a war at 18 then you should damn well be able to ***** a **** at that age.

 

[Member442]

Happy birthday!

In Ontario it's 19 have to wait a year after being an adult to ***** I think 21 is nuts though.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Happy birthday! Can I party with you when I turn 21 as well?

 

[L3ggy]

Congratulations on becoming legal Kimora, ***** your heart out.


In Sweden it is also 21, but I don't care, 'cause I dislike *******, but I've had some Swedish ****.

 

[Jane Burgess]

Happy birthday Kimora.

 

[KimoraKlein]

Let me get this straight; a couple of days ago it was legal for you to fuck & suck for cash but not to *****?!
ameriduh is crazy...

I know. Tell me about it.

I'd buy you a ***** if I was heading that way. Happy 21st.

Thanks! <3 That's too bad, I go around the country lots, maybe you'll meet me soon. :]

Happy birthday!

In Ontario it's 19 have to wait a year after being an adult to ***** I think 21 is nuts though.

Thanks lady! Yeah, the US is just dumb like that. Canada has a LOT of awesome policies that we don't have...

Happy birthday! Can I party with you when I turn 21 as well?

Totally!

Congratulations on becoming legal Kimora, ***** your heart out.


In Sweden it is also 21, but I don't care, 'cause I dislike *******, but I've had some Swedish ****.

I should probably keep my heart, but I am definitely getting started on training my liver. You dislike *******?! Well you've never had Kimora Klein whip you up a *****!

 

[Death-Proof-69]

well then happy birthday kimora!

 

[roronoa3000]

Whats the point of ******** anyway?

 

[L3ggy]

It's just not my cup of tea, but I suppose that I can manage if you are pouring me a *****

 

[Ace Bandage]

So... happy belated b-day. :fiesta:

A **** drinker too. I'm impressed. I love me some extra dry pinot grigio.

 

[alexpnz]

So... happy belated b-day. :fiesta:

A **** drinker too. I'm impressed. I love me some extra dry pinot grigio.

Pinot?
A grown man?

 

[Ace Bandage]

Pinot?
A grown man?

I like white ****. It's relaxing and it's a better alternative than shooting people after a long day.

This is for you, by the way.

:hatsoff:

 

[jinxypie]

Happy Birthday Kimora!

My 21st birthday wasn't that eventful...
I'm hoping my 31st (coming up in a few weeks) will be much better.

Yay for October birthdays!

 

[alexpnz]

I like white ****. It's relaxing and it's a better alternative than shooting people after a long day.

I gotcha
I like to unwind with an Absolut and Diet Ginger Ale with a twist of Lime @ the end of an uneventful day, myself. :glugglug:

 

[Hot Mega]

My 21st was yesterday! Went and legally bought my first bottle of **** today. :] And they didn't even card me. lol

ANYWAYYYY, I just wanted to make sure that all you east-coasters here in the good ol' US of A come by EXXXOTICA in Edison, NJ next month to see me! It's Nov. 5th-7th.

I had an awesome time last time and I love taking pictures with you all and signing DVDs/magazines/your girlfriend (for real) in person! Who's gonna come though? Check out some of the pictures from past EXXXOTICAs:

HAPPY B'DAY Doll!!!
artysml:arty:arty:artysml:

 

[alexpnz]

I like white ****. It's relaxing and it's a better alternative than shooting people after a long day.

This is for you, by the way.

:hatsoff:

:1orglaugh You're such a fuckin dick....

 

[Ace Bandage]

:1orglaugh You're such a fuckin dick....

I thought the Purdue tattoo was a nice touch. I also had to throw in the Cubs, Hawks, and Colts logo to the left. And oh yeah, a girl was there too. You know, MY Ashley Dupre. I figured you could appreciate that.