anybody here ever use one of those strokers you plug into a computure?

[iluvazz]

i saw one forgot on what website though. heard the stroker recreates what the girl is doing in any porn you watch aslong as theres a dick or even better a strapon in it so that you feel when you put youre boy in it. cant find where to buy it anymore

 

[Sicario]

 

[jod0565]

Never heard of it - sorry I did.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

I've seen it. I think it would be pretty weird to be sitting naked in front of the computer (and covered in nacho cheese) with my dick in a machine.

 

[Ace Bandage]

 

[alexpnz]

I'm drinking a Colt 45 right now and this goddamned thread STILL don't make no mufuckin sense yo!

 

[BlueBalls]

Yes and it tore my cock off.

You have to understand that this was an early prototype and I did volunteer. But I did get quite a nice cash settlement from the company involved (who I will not name for legal purposes (what's that Cony?)). So, you know it's not all bad.

But I do have to piss in a bag that's connected to a tube in what's left of my urethra which can and will get infected on numerous occasions,

Swings and roundabouts as they say.

 

[L3ggy]

What the?!

 

[shimmy2]

realtouch, looks like a pencil sharpener

 

[Death-Proof-69]

you serious?

 

[PirateKing]

one word: prostitute

 

[Hot Mega]

This contraption.
http://www.realtouch.com/dispatcher/starsPublic

 

[maildude]

Greg Centauro just plugs his dick into the USB port.

 

[LukeEl]

So a device that can give you a stroke? Um why does the whole prospect of getting a stroke not sound so exciting to me?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

This is one of the saddest threads I have ever seen in my life.

 

[316sherm]

:ban:

 

[Doc Scurlock]

Pfft, you guys are quick to judge. Who hasn't stuck their dick in random household appliances? The toaster was a shockingly good fuck.

 

[KimoraKlein]

I'm drinking a Colt 45 right now and this goddamned thread STILL don't make no mufuckin sense yo!

Totally OT but I just choked on my sandwich laughing that there's actually some chick that calls herself Colt 45. Now that's class lol :clap:

 

[LukeEl]

Totally OT but I just choked on my sandwich laughing that there's actually some chick that calls herself Colt 45. Now that's class lol :clap:

So there is hope for my male porn star name, Mr. Pibb

 

[biomech]

I would not put my dick into that thing.:nono: