Bad Blowjob / Bad Blowjobs / Bad BJs / Bad Head?

[KimoraKlein]

Re: Bad blowjob?

Oh man, I've definitely seen some bad blowjobs. Some girls forget to suck, some use their hands more than their mouth, others have their teeth all over the place...

If you experience a bad blowjob report it IMMEDIATELY to the Deep Throat Task ***** so that it may be corrected. Thank you for your time.

Sgt. Kimora Klein
Cheif Officer of Dick-to-Mouth Relations
Deep Throat Task *****

 

[allenk15]

Re: Bad blowjob?

All blowjobs are good, some are just better than others.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

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All blowjobs are good, some are just better than others.

no, some are truly bad and completely unenjoyable

 

[Shifty]

Re: Bad blowjob?

If you experience a bad blowjob report it IMMEDIATELY to the Deep Throat Task ***** so that it may be corrected. Thank you for your time.

Sgt. Kimora Klein
Cheif Officer of Dick-to-Mouth Relations
Deep Throat Task *****

Kimora, care to outline the corrective measures? :shy:

 

[DOA82]

Re: Bad blowjob?

A mouth is just a pussy with tongue, enjoy them both in their own special ways.

 

[Shifty]

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A mouth is just a pussy with tongue and teeth, enjoy them both in their own special ways.

Fixed.

 

[DOA82]

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Fixed.

Subjective. The older the gal the gummier shes bound to be.

 

[Shifty]

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Subjective. The older the gal the gummier shes bound to be.

Touche. :clap:

 

[dicklingamdeepayoni]

Re: Bad blowjob?

Oh man, I've definitely seen some bad blowjobs. Some girls forget to suck, some use their hands more than their mouth, others have their teeth all over the place...

If you experience a bad blowjob report it IMMEDIATELY to the Deep Throat Task ***** so that it may be corrected. Thank you for your time.

Sgt. Kimora Klein
Cheif Officer of Dick-to-Mouth Relations
Deep Throat Task *****

Hello Sgt.Kimora,

I would like to report some real bad blowjobs but what to do..I find it rude to get sucked badly and tell. So if your Deep Throat Task ***** cud assure me of a fool proof Witness Protection Programme then maybe just maybe I cud start singing else I would be content to allow your Deep Throat Task ***** to correct the damages with their professional skills.

Wud like to thank you and ur Deep Throat Task ***** in advance anticipation you cud provide me before I turn my blowjobber in!!

Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh Kimora!!!

 

[dicklingamdeepayoni]

Re: Bad blowjob?

Is it possible to get a bad blowjob? Maybe it's just me but any blowjob from a woman is a good one as far as I'm concerned:dunno:

Yeah I believe that it is quite true.No Blow job is bad if the intentions are good.. If I don't enjoy a blowjob which is really very very very very very very rare. I politely ask the Lady to stop for a moment and we switch to 69ing and with my tongue in her pussy it does not take long for her to understand what she needs to do on my dick.

All said and done as long as she does not reach the brink of bobbitting my cock wid her teeth or chew on my jewels rest is fine...I believe in giving head as much as I beg for it so most women learn fast what to do with my cock in their mouth....I even encourage them to keep yapping while giving a blow-job as it relaxes them!!!

 

[The Grasshopper]

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My ex-fiancee from a couple years back used to put it in her mouth for a minute or so and she really wasn't very enthusiastic about it at all. I put my time in but she had no effort... who cares, she's someone else's problem now.

 

[Member442]

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Yes there definitely can be. To much teeth to much hands not enough sucking. A good or amazing blowjob is an art form.

 

[Alyssa Rose]

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Yes there definitely can be. To much teeth to much hands not enough sucking. A good or amazing blowjob is an art form.

^^This

But really, the solution is simple to this, google "how to tell your girlfriend she sucks at giving head" then leave it up on the screen for her to see.. Idk :dunno: I'd take that as a challenge.. Or you could always watch some porn with her starring your favorite BJ artist and say stuff like, "I love the way she (insert what you love about the blow job scene), it really turns me on."
:2 cents:

 

[Member442]

Re: Bad blowjob?

But really, the solution is simple to this, google "how to tell your girlfriend she sucks at giving head" then leave it up on the screen for her to see.. Idk :dunno: I'd take that as a challenge.. Or you could always watch some porn with her starring your favorite BJ artist and say stuff like, "I love the way she (insert what you love about the blow job scene), it really turns me on."
:2 cents:

agreed
The most important part if you missed it was talking to her about it in some way!!!!

 

[UrMaSucksDonkey]

Re: Bad blowjob?

Teeth
Stretching skin further than it's willing to go.
Total lack of movement
Dry mouth
That weird bobbing **** she must've seen in a porno where she doesn't move at all but she thinks she's making it look like she is, I mean what the fuck is that!? (I guess that may be too specific, but I'm sure if you know what I'm talking about you've wanted to punch old people in the throat just as much as I have)

There are more, but I can't be bothered to list them right now. I have the sudden urge to punch something elderly in the throat.

lulz

PS> Its the reason why you watch porn blowjobs with such envy. But hey they can probably say the same about our oral technique on occasion....Some chicks like dick....Some prefer oral....Some don't even really like either....Its a fucked world we live in

 

[Connor Macleod]

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I've never had a bad one, but I certainly know it's possible. Gauge and Anastasia Blue were two of the worst blow-job stars that ever did porn.

 

[RichardNailder]

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I've never had a bad one.

The first one is always good, wait till you get your 2nd one. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

 

[dicklingamdeepayoni]

Re: Bad blowjob?

My ex-fiancee from a couple years back used to put it in her mouth for a minute or so and she really wasn't very enthusiastic about it at all. I put my time in but she had no effort... who cares, she's someone else's problem now.

Now that she is Ur ex show some respect for her as she is someone elses problem now. U must thank her that U cud dump her when you did as Ur fiancee.Imagine if you had dumped her as Ur ex-wife you wud have had to pay her elimony through the nose for giving you bad blow jobs and then she would have truly been screwed for lousy service.

So thank the Lord that she took it in the mouth and then forget about making any effort to suck it dry...God is indeed great!!!

 

[LukeEl]

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No teeth and lots of saliva that is the key, and maybe a girl with a tounge post too.

 

[absolutehell]

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Yeah, see this.Especially just after you ejaculate http://inter-show.com/st/thumbs/if/274161.jpg