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I'm sure this has already been done! :troll2:

Yeh, yeh, yeh :drunk:

He told me he'd stick it in my Stinking Bishop :flaccid:

Am I the one getting confused or VV? :confusedcow:

You'll end up on the FreeOnes naughty step!

'Reuleaux triangle' ;)

I was never in the Brownies :boobies:

But my local shops sold out of crumpets .... I've had to have tea cakes instead!

Re: Red You can't go wrong with a good Blowjob ... check your mail IloveHandjobs :wiggle:

I must admit the Danes I know do seem to speak English better than we do.

Brythonic is nothing like Dutch! We were doing alright until the bloody Romans turned up :fight:

Probably Swedens most important company and one of the worlds leading industrial corporations! SKF global story

How can you forget SKF!

The MarquisdeSade has a theory about women! :jester:

I thought you said Vespa!

I'm very impressed with all of you :drool1:

Yes, but you've got to put in the practice, practice, practice, practice

Remember real friends are the ones you can poke, ie: not being poked by so called friends on FB, if you need sousaphone lessons Kookis your lady!

I have a friend called Kooki she plays the sousaphone :eek:

I'm sure you can! So this isn't 'the second cumming' then?

I haven't heard the sound of a trumpet!:hatsoff:

Oh .... I do like a bit of pitch 'n' putt :nannerf1:

Good then the Northern Isles can remain British, if Scotland votes for independance :drama:

They eat cheese 'I have to make do with Epoisses and a big slice of Camembert Calvados' :dunno:

Are you meant to wear clothes when driving?

I'm fucking Michelle Thorne! 'Red will be on shebang tv tomorrow (2nd Jan) in a live show with Michelle Thorne!'

Yes, just getting in my Mini in a minute :boobies:

So it was you, always outside Camden tube station :horse: 2N77AqoBGRc

Happy New Year :partysml:

Happy New Year :crowdgrin

Happy New Year ... Mwah XXX

Happy New Year everyone especially my members, friends and squeezes ;-) Mwah XXX

Please no .... we don't want him back :eek:

Over the edge ..... is that a good or a bad thing?

Mwah XXX :boobies:

Being English I find it rather hard to understand the obession with guns, but just saw this little tweet on my tweeter feed thingy ... 'Australia. Tough laws 1996 after gun massacre. 18 years before, 13 mass shootings. Not one in 14 years since. Murder rate with guns fell 40%' ....

Just a quick little hello to another latex vixen ;)

gunslingingbird and Smallville22 ...... why? :beatinghead:

cheese :turnturn:

trap

As a tot I aways danced at family occasions to 'Baby Love' by The Supremes whilst taking all my cloths off - so thats really all I've ever done :boobies:

Big Black Jumper! Green Latex Corset!

Winters here wrap up warm! Big Black Jumper! Or Thighboots! Pinstripes and thighboots!

Funny ha-ha or funny perculiar?

None that I saw, please show us some that describe reality! As TheSpokenWheel has said Finland did side with the Nazis, obviously Finland was in a difficult position - but Sweden remained neutral and dispite pressure from Germany continued to honour it's aggrement to supply nearly all the UK's...

I wouldn't call A.J.P Taylor a diplomat - and having a quick look at 'amplicate' I can see that it attracts some of the internets leading intelligentsia! Try reading a few books rather than the puerile crap posted on a website - do you actually believe everything you read on the internet! I...

Try the Crimean War I do like A.J.P Taylors epilogue 'In Finland, the Crimean War had revealed the backwardness of the existing communications system, and in June 1855, an electric telegraph link was established between St Petersburg and Helsinki, which was soon extended to northern Finnish...

There's only one thing worse than a night club ...... and that's a Fetish night club!

In the shower! Back to the wall! On the floor! In the bath! On the furniture!