I disown Britain.

[vodkazvictim]

I count a max of 3CM snowfall today.
The town centre is jammed with cars.
They closed the airport claiming 3 feet of snow.
I mean, seriously, what the fuck, how can the country grind to a halt with just a lil' snow? I've been going around in the snow on my bike for fucks sake!
Yeah I came off a couple of times, didn't fucking kill me.
What's happened to this country?
Other countries must laugh at us. I never saw this crap in Russia; the snow was a lot worse there and everything worked fine. In fact they were still waiting for the winter to actually hit when it dropped to minus 12.
Other Western European countries manage. Why can't we? Where the fuck has all the taxes we've paid to ensure that our country works despite the "snow" (frost would probably be a more accurate description) gone?
How the fuck is this the same country that was tough enough to dominate two thirds of the world?
How the fuck can Canada keep a straight face as they remain part of the Commonwealth?
Other countries manage with the snow, why can't we?

And while I'm on the subject; what's the deal with the pictured cunt?
http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/384x216/legacy/clip/p00yy9ld.jpg?nodefault=true
I strongly suspect that the two are not related; forget the generation that fought world war two, forget the generations that built the British empire; look at what we have now.
This boy is appearing on TV saying that he's been "gangsta for time". Seriously? That's not a man. it's a fucking joke.
Seriously. I'm done with this fucking country.
We don't act.
We don't think.
We're not strong or tough anymore as a people or nation.
All unjustified pride and no humility even before God.
FUCK!

 

[lurkingdirk]

It's a hardship for the nation, Sir Mutilated Cock.

 

[vodkazvictim]

It's a hardship for the nation, Sir Mutilated Cock.

There's no fucking hardship; it's a bit of snow.
Fuck, it's fun for fuck's sake!


Get this; my wife, who is Greek, thinks we're exagerating the severity of the snow and overreacting.
Her mother, while visitting, was thrilled to see the snow but wished there was more.
What does that say about this nation, that we're less able to handle the snow than the Greeks?

And you don't get to talk about my mutilated penis anymore since you can't fit it and my bollocks in your mouth when I'm hard :nono:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Happens here, too.



Also, your dick doesn't fit into my mouth because I don't allow it to.

That is all.

 

[STDiva]

I don't know who that gangster is, but unless you live in a perpetually snowy country, most people are bitches when itcomes to snow. Canadians often pride themselves on their cold, winter weather but the minute we get a half decent snowfall, shops close, people call in sick and people act like 7 feet just fell. It's sad.

Fuck snow though.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Fuck....move to Cleveland. Only place that gets more lake effect snow then us, is Buffalo N.Y.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Happens here, too.



Also, your dick doesn't fit into my mouth because I don't allow it to.

That is all.

I'm in the midlands.
Shouldn't be that bad. Where you at?

My dick has been in your mouth - you just thought you were using a toothpick.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

I agree. Our reaction to snow today was pathetic. If we ever have another proper war, we're fucked. They'll know that big mounds of white powder render us useless, so it surely wouldn't take much more than three pea shooters and a cap gun to invade the place. If they have the right Fuhrer.

 

[bobjustbob]

I've seen it too. Living 90 minutes north of NYC in the 70's it took 10" to close a school. NYC had milk deliveries threatened with 2". 3 days ago 3" shut down Upstate with slush doing the same to NYC. Grow a pair people. Wake up early and shovel the shit. Call out sick when you want an extra day of vacation.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

Sad but true. I would call it a problem of First World countries. While in Africa people walk 4 hours to fill a jerrycan with water, people over here just stay home because of a little snow. We're used to too much comfort.

 

[Mayhem]

How the fuck is this the same country that was tough enough to dominate two thirds of the world?

To give credit where it's due, you guys pretty much specialized in hot-as-fuck countries.

When I was at Ft. Gordon (Augusta, GA) 4 inches of snow shut down society.

And as I posted not too long ago, here in Las Vegas (and also Ft. Bliss, El Paso, TX), a little bit of rain is a full-blown calamity.

Have a crumpet and cheer up, ya limey prick. :hatsoff:

 

[larss]

We've just got too used to driving everywhere, and driving in snow (or worse snow that has turned to slush and then frozen), is dangerous without the proper equipment such as snow chains.
We just don't get enough snow to be well prepared for it, but when there is a reasonable covering it is too much.

 

[Red XXX]

Have a crumpet and cheer up, ya limey prick. :hatsoff:

But my local shops sold out of crumpets .... I've had to have tea cakes instead!

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Fuck, I grew up in the Ohio snow belt, and learned to drive on a rear wheel drive car. People now a days have no common sense when it comes to driving in bad weather....they either drive 2 mph, with their hazards on, creeping along as though they don't know when the road is going to come to an end. Or they stomp on the throttle like it's the NHRA nationals, and fly around like assholes. The worst are some of my fellow truck drivers, that should know better, but get paid my the mile, so they hammer down in a loaded tractor trailer, on an un-plowed highway, passing everyone as they fly down the hammer lane, with a cloud of snow dust rolling behind their trailers.

 

[tartanterrier]

:crybaby: You Londoners :crybaby:

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Red XXX[/URL][/B], post: 7307575, member: 55251"]But my local shops sold out of crumpets .... I've had to have tea cakes instead!

You ARE a tea cake.:yummie:

 

[gunslingingbird]

You ARE a tea cake.:yummie:

Tea cake? I thought we called them teabags. :dunno:

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Tea cake? I thought we called them teabags. :dunno:

In most of England, a tea cake is a light, sweet bun.

No quit fuckin me up, I'm trying to get brownie points.

 

[om3ga]

Dontcha know - as soon as a few snow flakes descend on dear ol' Blighty, we go into Snowmageddon mode.
Yesterday the BBC scrapped an episode of "Question of Sport" just to show a half hour report on the white stuff....

 

[Red XXX]

In most of England, a tea cake is a light, sweet bun.

No quit fuckin me up, I'm trying to get brownie points.

I was never in the Brownies :boobies: