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Oh ... ye of little faith! :banana: Fan Wank!

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Bug report! http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?651302-Nighty-night

You've not been here long enough - that's exactly what I expected when I clicked this topic :spider:

$10000 and it's all yours! Vanillas road bikes aren't bad either :2 cents:

Bognor Regis :)

This ..... :D

I think you're about a decade to late with this post :horse:

Sorry I tell a lie ...... I have watched the Family Guy Star Wars episodes - does that count?

This means nothing to me .... I've never seen a single Star Wars film :nanner: Are they worth watching?

No, they speak English - only the Welsh have a truely native tonque :drool1:

What about those that are English but do not speak english? zExc6SK4kpA

Yes as Larss has said ... in the UK we swing both ways!

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Don't talk to me about that :surprise:

The way the UK's going there probably is a law against us getting together! I'm afraid it's never happened a few years back it was all set up and then Danica's car broke down on the motorway so the recovery man whisked her away! (He was never seen again) ;)

That's funny .... a few weeks back Sonia organised a 'Wank a fan day' and I'm afraid to say Danica failed to turn up :eek: so between Sonia and myself it was a dead draw, but Danica will have to remain a no show .................. until the next time :)

No .... never some of my shoes are irreplaceable! Stockings and Knickers you can have but not my shoes!

But you must be excluding the USA then! :stir: J2oEmPP5dTM

These things happen from time to time :updown:

You poor lambs :o this is just the last 48 hours in the UK : Scotland badly hit by flooding! and yesterday Devon villages hit by flooding! EtuYG8PNvJk and it's been like this all summer! Mwah XXX

This was last year!

You're getting a day of rain, a 30 minute asskicking, power out for a couple of minutes! For anyone unfamiliar with the UK, if you visit, YOU CAN'T STAY OUT OF THE RAIN!!!! it's always bloody raining, I can see why so many Brits live in Las Vegas one day of rain must be a dream come true! I'm...

Jenny Badeau and Red XXX Kitchen Kapers Enjoy :boobies:

It could mean life .... :hugkiss:

Danica Collins and Red XXX Jenny and Red XXX Enjoy .... I did :)

I once took a long walk off a short pier - quite literally! Hadn't noticed I was near the end ..... until I hit the water!

Really the 12th century takes some beating :boobies:

Just got those sorted - I'm off to Portugal filming underwater porn next week, which should be nice!

Isn't 'FreeOnes' a reality show?

Red - under a bridge and I'm going to "gobble you up"!

There's an ignore button :hit:

I think I would have enjoyed the Carboniferous/Triassic periods living so far south it must have been lovely and warm - but we drifted north, now look at us stuck between the continent and Ireland! I ask you what can we do about it?

My fav 3 retro babes :boobies: Nell Gwynn Lillie Langtree Salome

Now you tell me - I was in Warwick on Sunday I could've picked it up on my way home - do I ask for Anders Wally :blowjob:

But some of us OCSM's haven't got penis .... :eek:

From a British point of view this is a strange thread! But does this fit the bill?

You're a silly sausage :drool1:

Bland :eek: really you don't know what you've been missing blackpudding.org

I'm allergic to eggs :throwup: but I like a nice bit of black pudding, nom, nom doesn't everyone!

Stockings in the Bath! Stockings at work! Stockings at the station! Stockings whilst fucking! A pair of MILFs in stockings!

Yep 10 and a nice bit of drizzle - nothing like an English summer!

The spoons, it's a Cockney thing ;)

Yes :) joined in 2006, total post 1,114, posts per day 0.51, I'm on a roll :drama:

Does 'The Prince' by Machiavelli count as a novel?

Hope the 'Breaking News' thread didn't get your hopes up :party:

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It's a video!

Ohhh, give a MILF a break - just join it'll be the best $19.99 you'll spend today! And you just might get some rep points :boobies: