'Jessica Simpson was like sexual napalm in bed,' reveals John Mayer
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Lust
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actually i'm not sure how serious i can take a guy who labels his dick David Duke. yeah sure, i call my dick Mr. T or Mohawk, but thats different cos I'm going for the romantic factor of it, i pity the foo
all in all tho, if you have a son teach him guitar teach him music, encourage his rock stardom cos he's gonna get laid every night and well, he'll probably buy you a nice car for all your support. like a brand new Civic or if you're lucky, an Accord! that little shit.
all in all tho, if you have a son teach him guitar teach him music, encourage his rock stardom cos he's gonna get laid every night and well, he'll probably buy you a nice car for all your support. like a brand new Civic or if you're lucky, an Accord! that little shit.
roronoa3000
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REALLY!?
the luckiest dick in the world next to Brad Pitt.
Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston, gwenith paltrow, and just the ones i know about.
I'd take Mayers lineup of women over Pitts anyday.
They both had Aniston, so they cancel each other out.
Jenifer Love Hewitt > Angelina Jolie
Jessica Simpson > Gwenyth Paltrow
Lust
Lost at Birth
yeah but, Mr Marcus beats em both. who hasnt he fucked???????? :nanner:
well, him or Tommy Gunn's list of women :hatsoff: :glugglug:
Ok, ok, ok. Just because I'm such a selfless person, I am willing to go out and verify his story. It will be a sacrifice but nobody else has stepped up to the plate. Ohh the things I am willing to do just because no one else will.
Lust
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pictures would be nice.....wink wink nudge nudge
oh...and not of you but of john. why you want to verify sex with john mayer is beyond me, but who am i to judge???
I agree with STDiva up there.
Thing is John Mayer is overrated. I believe only thing that made him popular was that skit on Dave Chapelle's show. Beyond that no one would no about him. At least I never knew who that cracker was until then.
Thing is John Mayer is overrated. I believe only thing that made him popular was that skit on Dave Chapelle's show. Beyond that no one would no about him. At least I never knew who that cracker was until then.
pictures would be nice.....wink wink nudge nudge
oh...and not of you but of john. why you want to verify sex with john mayer is beyond me, but who am i to judge???
Well if he is nailing all of them there has to be something to him.:shy:
roronoa3000
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JLH is my fav so i agree there but only slightly. i would take gwenyth paltrow over Jessica Simpson cause I have been in love with her since I was a lad.
Google to see whom else they have fucked then we can make final arguements.
Lust
Lost at Birth
ok, ok, i'll go with you...stop twisting my arm!
PirateKing
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they don't come close to Lexington Steele's infinite resume.
I had no idea who he was until every tabloid magazine had him and Jennifer Aniston on the cover each and every fucking week.
And this shit went on for months and months ... and months.
Personally, I think John needs to just go ahead and hook up with Wilmer Valderrama in order to do a little more bragging before eventually releasing the sex tape for publicity purposes.
I had no idea who he was until every tabloid magazine had him and Jennifer Aniston on the cover each and every fucking week.
And this shit went on for months and months ... and months.
Personally, I think John needs to just go ahead and hook up with Wilmer Valderrama in order to do a little more bragging before eventually releasing the sex tape for publicity purposes.
Perhaps. Though I believe Wilmer will do nothing but insult his momma during love making time while sticking to a rhythm beat.
For me it's harder to believe she was married to Nick Lachey. I've seen their show, she doesn't seem like the brightest girl in the world, one can get tired of that.
I like the guy's music, and he can be a bit douchey at times, but hey, it's obviously working for him. :hatsoff: to the guy.
Perhaps Napalm is just another way of saying she was menstruating a lot. You know the smell...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPXVGQnJm0w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPXVGQnJm0w
Lust
Lost at Birth
yar! dont be stealin me "mr steele trump card" ye scurvy pirate. avast me heartie!
Okay, is it really that damn hard not to be a royal douchebag, especially having fucked the likes of Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Anniston??? See, this is what becomes of high-school lame-asses if you give em' a little money and some fame. Couldn't score with head cheerleader in school, scores some hot chick down the line in life, and goes out of his way to be a dick about it.
Maybe there should be a famous douchebag convention... you know. Guests would include John Mayer, Tiger Woods, Sean Avery, Ray-J, John Stamos, the male cast of Jersey Shore, etc... Hopefully it would be held on a nuclear testing site.
Maybe there should be a famous douchebag convention... you know. Guests would include John Mayer, Tiger Woods, Sean Avery, Ray-J, John Stamos, the male cast of Jersey Shore, etc... Hopefully it would be held on a nuclear testing site.
Seems Jessica is dynamite between the sheets
The 32-year-old proves he isn't much of a gentleman - yet again - as he describes his 'crazy' sex life with ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson in a new interview.
Speaking in the March issue of Playboy magazine, he describes Simpson, 29, as 'sexual napalm' in the bedroom.
Mayer and Simpson dated on and off for 10 months from August 2006 - nine months after her high-profile split from husband and Newlyweds co-star Nick Lachey.
The singer admitted their relationship was sexually charged, describing Simpson as 'a drug'.
He explained: 'And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them... Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me.
'Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just f**king snort you?"'
Mayer's claims about Simpson's bedroom skills will no doubt come as a surprise to her fans after she famously claimed to remain a virgin before she married Lachey in 2002
After excerpts of the interview with Mayer were published this week, a stunned Simpson wrote on her Twitter page today: 'Interesting day so far... hmm... at least I am boxing two-a-days this week.'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...ike-sexual-napalm-bed-reveals-John-Mayer.html
Until he posts pics and video to back up his claim, as far as I'm concerned it didn't happen
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