Starting to have a crush on someone at my gym

[Stacked1]

I don't know why but I'm finding myself scheduling my gym time more and more around the time hes normally there. Its weird, I don't mean to gross anyone out but hes got a great career as a union laborer, hes the strongest guy at the gym, always tan, you kinda just know when a dude is attractive I guess in a way. I find myself imagining sometimes how it would be to just have him come over to my house after the gym and just overpower me and man handle me on my kitchen table which im sure would break because hes a freaking beast. I've been searching for his facebook but I can't find it but I just don't know ive never thought about alternative stuff like this.

 

[Namreg]

i hope you're a girl, because i'm eating dinner right now.

 

[BlueBalls]

I did once fantasize about what it might be like to throw my own faeces at Steve Guttenberg.

That's pretty alternative, right?

 

[Jack Davenport]

Try this:

I love you.

Do you love me?

Check one, yes or no.

 

[LukeEl]

I almost had a seizure laughing at this thread.

 

[DJCowboy]

I've been searching for his facebook but I can't find it

and you slowly turn into a stalker. Just remember, no matter how much you think it will work, shooting Ronald Reagan will not make him love you... Even though you'd have to dig up his grave and shoot him

 

[lurkingdirk]

Try working out naked, and offering to spot him on the free weights. When he's got a heavy bar, stand just a bit too close, and rest your ballsack on his forehead.

60% of the time, that works every time.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Oh, this doesn't have ANY potential whatsoever to turn into a flamefest...

 

[The Joker]

Just walk on over and say,

"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!"

See what happens.

 

[STDiva]

I almost had a seizure laughing at this thread.

ahaha me too. This guy is a real Dane Cook.

 

[Smallville417]

I'm guessing you are a man? Odds are you are going to find yourself the victim of a physical assault unless you know for a fact he leans that way also.

Personally I'm not going to make fun of you, you are attracted to who you are attracted to, and it's not for me to judge. Go with your feelings.

 

[STDiva]

I find myself imagining sometimes how it would be to just have him come over to my house after the gym and just overpower me and man handle me on my kitchen table which im sure would break because hes a freaking beast.

ahahaha oh man. This is funny. Can we keep this guy around? His last one was pretty good too.

There is this bro at the gym, biggest guy in there great job as a union laborer, tan, good guy, tough, just kinda has that look like you know he would be a good provider. Anyway the other day I imagined if he came by my house after the gym just to hang out and shoot the shit, and next thing I know he just picks me up onto the kitchen table and just has his way with me. Never been with a dude but I just wonder sometimes I guess.

:rofl::rofl::1orglaugh

 

[Stacked1]

I have also lately found myself searching more and more for the males in porn videos, Mark Davis and Dirty Harry are a couple of my favorites, old, nasty and just dirty and full of cum. I don't know if I just like seeing hot chicks fucking old nasty bros or what the deal is.. Especially when Mark Davis says "ooooooohhhhhhaaaahhhoooohhhuhhhhhhh" before he squirts everywhere
-EDIT- This is not a picture-posting forum.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Okay, someone fess up.

Blue Countach? is that you?

 

[Jack Davenport]

ghey

 

[STDiva]

I have also lately found myself searching more and more for the males in porn videos, Mark Davis and Dirty Harry are a couple of my favorites, old, nasty and just dirty and full of cum. I don't know if I just like seeing hot chicks fucking old nasty bros or what the deal is.. Especially when Mark Davis says "ooooooohhhhhhaaaahhhoooohhhuhhhhhhh" before he squirts everywhere

Isn't this guy in Prison Break?

 

[jod0565]

I'm ascared now.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Okay, someone fess up.


Blue Countach? is that you?

watchu talkin bout Willis?

 

[lurkingdirk]

watchu talkin bout Willis?

Have you ever been logged in at the same time as the OP?

hmmm. interesting...

 

[Jack Davenport]

Cold busted.