Embarrassing Sex Moments

[Wizard Sleeves]

I have a strong feeling this topic was already made, but I searched for it and came up with nothing, so I figured I would start a new thread until I am forced to remove it.

I am a big fan of Tucker Max, who isn't? He has some pretty good damn stories of funny/gross/ridiculous encounters with females, and I just know that with the amount of people on this site, we are bound to come up with some shockers. So here it is folks, post the most embarrassing moments you've ever had with a guy or girl while getting it on, about to get it on, or something just happened, like how you got diarrhea right after you got her panties off and couldn't stop shitting all over the bed, while she just laid there screaming at the amount of excrement you released from your ass.

Hit me with your best shot.

 

[jod0565]

You first.

 

[tjones80]

I have a strong feeling this topic was already made, but I searched for it and came up with nothing, so I figured I would start a new thread until I am forced to remove it.

I am a big fan of Tucker Max, who isn't? He has some pretty good damn stories of funny/gross/ridiculous encounters with females, and I just know that with the amount of people on this site, we are bound to come up with some shockers. So here it is folks, post the most embarrassing moments you've ever had with a guy or girl while getting it on, about to get it on, or something just happened, like how you got diarrhea right after you got her panties off and couldn't stop shitting all over the bed, while she just laid there screaming at the amount of excrement you released from your ass.

Hit me with your best shot.

Hmmmm! Me thinks he already shared his moment :rofl:

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

I had a feeling that was coming. Anyway..

When I was a junior in high school, I got my first shot at anal with my girlfriend. We had anal probably about 2-3 times before this and decided yeah lets have some anal sex tonight, sure why not? So here I am railing my girlfriend in her ass standing doggy style, with her over my bed, feeling good, lasting long, and overall just enjoying the hershey highway. My parents were usually home when we were fucking, but never decided to bother us until of course this rare time I'm banging my girl in her ass. So of course my mother decides to not even knock and just straight up open the door... and as my mother screamed "Oh my God!" And as I'm yelling "Mom, get the fuck out!" I suddenly heard a loud fart as my girlfriend dove into my bed sheets. As I recollected myself, I realized an awful smell was lingering, and of course, yes, my girlfriend shit. It wasn't just a shit though, it was a spray shit, complete with lube, all over my leg and down my foot. My girlfriend had also shit on the floor, and on herself, and gotten some of it on my bedsheets as she dove into my bed. I then decided it was best my girlfriend went home, as I spent the rest of the night cleaning my room from the shit stains she left everywhere. That was the last time I ever had anal sex with that girl.

Maybe not embarrassing for me, but when your room smells like shit for a week straight and your girlfriend comes over to visit within that week, and the smell is still there, its a pretty fucking awkward time.

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

Hmmmm! Me thinks he already shared his moment :rofl:

Hahaha no I didn't share my moment then, it just reminded me of the moment I had saved up on my last post.

 

[habs0000]

I had a feeling that was coming. Anyway..

When I was a junior in high school, I got my first shot at anal with my girlfriend. We had anal probably about 2-3 times before this and decided yeah lets have some anal sex tonight, sure why not? So here I am railing my girlfriend in her ass standing doggy style, with her over my bed, feeling good, lasting long, and overall just enjoying the hershey highway. My parents were usually home when we were fucking, but never decided to bother us until of course this rare time I'm banging my girl in her ass. So of course my mother decides to not even knock and just straight up open the door... and as my mother screamed "Oh my God!" And as I'm yelling "Mom, get the fuck out!" I suddenly heard a loud fart as my girlfriend dove into my bed sheets. As I recollected myself, I realized an awful smell was lingering, and of course, yes, my girlfriend shit. It wasn't just a shit though, it was a spray shit, complete with lube, all over my leg and down my foot. My girlfriend had also shit on the floor, and on herself, and gotten some of it on my bedsheets as she dove into my bed. I then decided it was best my girlfriend went home, as I spent the rest of the night cleaning my room from the shit stains she left everywhere. That was the last time I ever had anal sex with that girl.

Maybe not embarrassing for me, but when your room smells like shit for a week straight and your girlfriend comes over to visit within that week, and the smell is still there, its a pretty fucking awkward time.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[Hirohito]

Once, I went to an escort. I didn't have an erection at all. I paid 90€ just to be sucked (with condom, so no great feelings) and to finger the girl.
Embarrassing !

 

[dooney]

My story isnt embarrassing but its funny. My sophomore year in high school me and a friend was in my basement getting head from a girl. This girl lived right across the street from me so I used to get head from her almost everyday and my parents never came home early. But this day I forgot about the time and they came home early. So I had to play it off like I was going to play basketball and I left the girl and my friend downstairs for hours while I played ball. I got back home around 8pm and my parents were sleep so the girl and friend left and the girl was scared cuz she knew she was going to get in trouble.

 

[The Joker]

I had a feeling that was coming. Anyway..

When I was a junior in high school, I got my first shot at anal with my girlfriend. We had anal probably about 2-3 times before this and decided yeah lets have some anal sex tonight, sure why not? So here I am railing my girlfriend in her ass standing doggy style, with her over my bed, feeling good, lasting long, and overall just enjoying the hershey highway. My parents were usually home when we were fucking, but never decided to bother us until of course this rare time I'm banging my girl in her ass. So of course my mother decides to not even knock and just straight up open the door... and as my mother screamed "Oh my God!" And as I'm yelling "Mom, get the fuck out!" I suddenly heard a loud fart as my girlfriend dove into my bed sheets. As I recollected myself, I realized an awful smell was lingering, and of course, yes, my girlfriend shit. It wasn't just a shit though, it was a spray shit, complete with lube, all over my leg and down my foot. My girlfriend had also shit on the floor, and on herself, and gotten some of it on my bedsheets as she dove into my bed. I then decided it was best my girlfriend went home, as I spent the rest of the night cleaning my room from the shit stains she left everywhere. That was the last time I ever had anal sex with that girl.

Maybe not embarrassing for me, but when your room smells like shit for a week straight and your girlfriend comes over to visit within that week, and the smell is still there, its a pretty fucking awkward time.

:rofl2:

 

[Lust]

i lied to a girl once and told her i had a 16 inch penis. we went back to her place, and right before insertion, she whipped out a measuring tape and much to my shame i was only 15 inches. i was sooooo busted. so no more lying, i don't have a 16 inch penis. it's 15 inches. true story!

 

[tartanterrier]

Premature ejaculating over a hookers tits,and then it was a case of time for
a sharp exit :eek:

 

[Petra]

In highschool, my boyfriend and I were getting busy on a park bench way in the corner by a jogging path. It was late, dark, and no lights so if anyone jogged by they probably wouldn't see us. We didn't account for the 80 year old jogger with a flashlight :o

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

i lied to a girl once and told her i had a 16 inch penis. we went back to her place, and right before insertion, she whipped out a measuring tape and much to my shame i was only 15 inches. i was sooooo busted. so no more lying, i don't have a 16 inch penis. it's 15 inches. true story!

OOO , busted!

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

In highschool, my boyfriend and I were getting busy on a park bench way in the corner by a jogging path. It was late, dark, and no lights so if anyone jogged by they probably wouldn't see us. We didn't account for the 80 year old jogger with a flashlight :o

Haha surprised the 80 year old man didn't drop dead from a heart attack, good thing he was jogging and staying in shape.

 

[mrtrebus]

I remember having sex with this really hot woman, I was really going for it pumping away deep for about 40mins. She was going wild, telling me "I'm cumming! I'm cumming!". But then, all of a sudden this white stuff came out of my cock. I just didn't know where to look! :shy:

 

[LukeEl]

The most worst/embarassing moment during sex was with my ex girlfriend. I was going down on her once and she blew a fart right in my face, I swear that I almost threw up all over her because of the smell.

 

[tony c]

One night stand with this cute redhead. We drank our faces off and danced all night. She followed me on the way back to my place but we stopped to get a coffee first. Guzzled that down on the 30 minute ride back home and smoked a pipe on the ride. I was drunk and stoned out of my gourd when we pulled up to my place and god damn didn't I do the best I could have but there was nothing that could have made me cum that night. I tried dammit, but I was too far gone and she knew it. After I decided I couldn't and pulled out, she slapped me in the face and said "let's just go to sleep already."

I continued to see her at random dance parties and clubs for the next three months. Ugh..

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

tony thats not even embarrassing, thats more disappointing. I know the feeling.. I picked up a prostitute in Canada by a nearby strip club and paid for a BJ completely hammered/stoned and couldn't blow my load to save my life. I eventually gave up, and was so mad at my dick. fortunately for me I didn't have to see her again though.

 

[Peashooter]

When I was a junior in high school, I got my first shot at anal with my girlfriend. We had anal probably about 2-3 times before this and decided yeah lets have some anal sex tonight, sure why not? So here I am railing my girlfriend in her ass standing doggy style, with her over my bed, feeling good, lasting long, and overall just enjoying the hershey highway. My parents were usually home when we were fucking, but never decided to bother us until of course this rare time I'm banging my girl in her ass. So of course my mother decides to not even knock and just straight up open the door... and as my mother screamed "Oh my God!" And as I'm yelling "Mom, get the fuck out!" I suddenly heard a loud fart as my girlfriend dove into my bed sheets. As I recollected myself, I realized an awful smell was lingering, and of course, yes, my girlfriend shit. It wasn't just a shit though, it was a spray shit, complete with lube, all over my leg and down my foot. My girlfriend had also shit on the floor, and on herself, and gotten some of it on my bedsheets as she dove into my bed. I then decided it was best my girlfriend went home, as I spent the rest of the night cleaning my room from the shit stains she left everywhere. That was the last time I ever had anal sex with that girl.

Maybe not embarrassing for me, but when your room smells like shit for a week straight and your girlfriend comes over to visit within that week, and the smell is still there, its a pretty fucking awkward time.

LOL I laughed so fucking hard when I read that, I had tears come to my eyes.

I have no story that's anywhere near as funny as that one. I did have a girlfriend that put some KY on her pussy when I wasn't looking, and when I started licking it that shit BURNT my fucking mouth. I gagged and coughed, KY is fucking nasty. Of course she thought it was hilarious.

Oh wait, I think the funniest story happened after a field party at our farm. My ex-girlfriend was there and we were all drinking. A few friends and I decide to take her back to our house to fuck her. One friend goes first, I go second. Guys 3 and 4 went almost simultaneously, and they yelled for everyone to come in there and watch. We did, and guy 3 was laying on the couch and didn't know guy 4 walked up and started getting head (guy 3 had his head between her tits). Somehow, guy 3's head came from between her tits and got his forehead slapped by guy 4's nuts. Guy 3 of course screamed "what the fuck", and guy 4 laughed and said "it's a teabag bitch." Eventually the girl goes dry and asks for KY. I said we didn't have any, so she said get some butter. We all looked at each other funny, but I went to the refrigerator and got some out. My dad had gone to the store earlier that day and had bought a new tub, so it was nice and fresh. Lots of fucking went on, and by the time everything was over, she had butter from head to toe, in her hair, and butter was smeared on the couch and floor. We all eventually pass out, and when we were cleaning the next morning before my dad got home, I noticed a condom in the now half-empty butter container. I threw the container out, and later that morning after my dad got home he fixed some toast. He looks in the refrigerator and asks where the damn butter was. I try not to laugh as I told him I hadn't seen any. He kept saying "I coulda swore I got some yesterday." I still haven't told him about that. Oh, and I forgot to mention that her boyfriend pulled into the driveway as I was fucking her and started crying when a couple guys outside said I was inside with her. He had been a friend of mine until he started a bunch of shit, and she didn't really care about him, so we both thought it was pretty funny. After all the sex subsided that night, his mom storms in my house and yells at her to get dressed because she was going home. He went crying to mommy that his girlfriend was having a train run on her

 

[maildude]

I was having sex with my algebra teacher in high school. Right in the middle of my groaning ecstasy, she presented me with a problem: If X=your eager, teenaged cock, and Y=my purring, willing vagina, what distributive property would you use to ensure Z=getting me to orgasm? Damn...I blanked out! It only took a few seconds and an angry stare before she disconnected and swatted my balls with a ruler. But the worst part was spending detention time with four other students, the janitor, Mr. Farbes in tenth grade, and two members of the school board.