'Jessica Simpson was like sexual napalm in bed,' reveals John Mayer
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You forgot Kanye.
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We can make a whole thread dedicated to famous douchebags.
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning...." maybe he meant it that way... In that case, he's fuckin' hilarious. You all get too worked up over this guy. He's a friend of a friend of mine, and in print might come off as a douche bag, but it's all about staying on the front page of tabloids and staying in the public eye. It's all a game. Don't lose your marbles over it.
Actually...that's not true. That song came out before he dated JLH.And not just that but he makes music and profits off it "Your body is a wonderland" is his tribute to fucking JLove Hewitt:weeping:
I met John Mayer a few years ago. After I shook his hand I said to myself "I just shook a hand that's been all over Jennifer Love Hewitt's naked body."
I thought about running into the bathroom and spanking off quick with the hand that just touched the hand that touched JLH all over...thinking that that would be about as close as I'll ever get...but I couldn't get past the inherent gayness of John Mayer being in the mix.
So...if you put Styrofoam, gasoline, blonde hair, and Chicken of the Sea together, will you get Jessica Simpson? :tongue: Roll on snare...
Actually...that's not true. That song came out before he dated JLH.
I met John Mayer a few years ago. After I shook his hand I said to myself "I just shook a hand that's been all over Jennifer Love Hewitt's naked body."
I thought about running into the bathroom and spanking off quick with the hand that just touched the hand that touched JLH all over...thinking that that would be about as close as I'll ever get...but I couldn't get past the inherent gayness of John Mayer being in the mix.
lol
Actually...that's not true. That song came out before he dated JLH.
I met John Mayer a few years ago. After I shook his hand I said to myself "I just shook a hand that's been all over Jennifer Love Hewitt's naked body."
I thought about running into the bathroom and spanking off quick with the hand that just touched the hand that touched JLH all over...thinking that that would be about as close as I'll ever get...but I couldn't get past the inherent gayness of John Mayer being in the mix.
You have to be homo'd for NOT WANKING IN THAT SITUATION
You're right--you were THAT CLOSE to JLH Certainly closer than any of us will ever get to her :crying::weeping:I think "Room for Squares" is a decent CD. Your Body is a Wonderland is a horrible song. I can see how music critics tear him down but there are worse "talents" unleashed upon the music scene than Mayer.
Even if people hate his music--he should be the most popular Male Celeb on this site simply from the notches on his bedpost. All we can do is admire his body of work....:dunno:
Hell, JLH is still available to marry. She's still on the market. SOMEBODY needs to rescue her from the parade of douchebags she's been with since and Mayer ended their thing.
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
If she lied, as I believe she did, then that's a problem. Big problem.
I doubt she was a Christian, or any of her family.
Does she know how to spell Christian? :tongue:
You know Christians do sin, right? Just because she had sex with douchebag Mayer doesn't mean her Christian license is revoked...
Majority of people go by Christian; but what do they really know about it? Just because someone tosses around a label doesn't mean anything. Republican, Democrat, Christian, Catholic, Jew, whatever...
Doesn't mean they walk by it. Just another title added to their list of titles.
Doesn't mean they walk by it. Just another title added to their list of titles.
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
She would have had to have had one to begin with. :tongue:
She's not a Christian. :hatsoff:
I certainly am not the judge on who is and who isn't, but if she percieves herself to be, then that is the reality for her. The real test of her convictions is yet to come, and none of us will have anything to do with that.
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Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
She isn't a Christian. :tongue:
Just like Britney said she was one and a virgin, and yadda, yadda.
They lie for good PR. Then things like this come out and discredits them.
I perceive myself to be wealthy, but the banks do not agree. :tongue:
You just know Wilmer will brag about his numerous raunchy sexcapades of fucking John Mayer while insulting his mother on Howard Stern.
It's a given.
classic john mayer. he's like a magician. if he wants the panties off, its gonna happen
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