AIDS virus can hide...

[habo9]

I always thought the aids virus could hide anyway and thats how people caught it

I didnt know it ran about telling you , you had it or that other people had it

 

[BlueBalls]

I've heard of the theory that Blueballs causes SpaceAIDS, but wasn't too sure.

Now I Know!

Damn right "now you know"!

Let my name ring out throughout the land; BlueBalls is here and he's taking motherfucking names! You don't want the SpaceAIDS? Well shut the fuck up and get in line you cock munching, jizz snorting bastard!

I want to hear your children cry when they hear my name being uttered. Parents tell them before they go to sleep at night that if they aren't good little piss ants BlueBalls will come and get them.

Feed that fear, make it grow fat and strong.

Fear is good.
Fear is good.
Fear is good.

::evil laugh::




What the fuck am I talking about? This is all your fault Joker

 

[The Joker]

Damn right "now you know"!

Let my name ring out throughout the land; BlueBalls is here and he's taking motherfucking names! You don't want the SpaceAIDS? Well shut the fuck up and get in line you cock munching, jizz snorting bastard!

I want to hear your children cry when they hear my name being uttered. Parents tell them before they go to sleep at night that if they aren't good little piss ants BlueBalls will come and get them.

Feed that fear, make it grow fat and strong.

Fear is good.
Fear is good.
Fear is good.

::evil laugh::




What the fuck am I talking about? This is all your fault Joker

Now I got a fucking six foot erection with a giant cheeseburger on the end of it after reading all of that.

Which is all YOUR fault, Blueballs

 

[ChefChiTown]

Can you get AIDS from eating your own cum?

 

[BlueBalls]

Which is all YOUR fault, Blueballs

No. :tongue:

Can you get AIDS from eating your own cum?

Only if your AIDS has AIDS.

 

[The Joker]

No. :tongue:

Tease.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Only if your AIDS has AIDS.

My AIDS has gonorrhea.

 

[BlueBalls]

My AIDS has gonorrhea.

Then I'm sorry to have to break the news to you here, but yes you have GonorrAIDS and being as though it wasn't caught early you only have about 3 months left to live.

It's just one of those things I suppose. :dunno:

 

[ChefChiTown]

Then I'm sorry to have to break the news to you here, but yes you have GonorrAIDS and being as though it wasn't caught early you only have about 3 months left to live.

It's just one of those things I suppose. :dunno:

3 months, huh? SIGH, oh well. I guess there's nothing left to do now but masturbate into a Dixie cup, save it up and drink it. That's what people do before they die, right? Ok, good.

 

[BlueBalls]

3 months, huh? SIGH, oh well. I guess there's nothing left to do now but masturbate into a Dixie cup, save it up and drink it. That's what people do before they die, right? Ok, good.

I've known several people who've attempted to throw their jizz cups at famous celebrities before they croak. Just the other day in fact a young man with Genital Wart AIDS attempted to throw a 5 month supply of his old infected jizz over Lil' Wayne. Yes he was successful in the fact that about a quarter of the cup got in Mr Lil's hair but the vast majority of it was wasted on his bodyguards face. Which I know he was disappointed about but the sheer fact that even just a tiny proportion of his seed touched his favourite star filled him with so much hope for the future.

He's dead now.

Both the jizz chucker and the body guard in fact. Not because the guard contracted the AIDS. No, he got stuck in-between two mattresses and suffocated to death.

What I'm really attempting to say here is that you still have plenty of options open for you and your jizz. Although the end is nigh the jizz shall live on.....