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Re: Who made you cum today? salma de nora

Weak sauce, man. :nono: :facepalm:

Sabrina please. Bwahaha! Surprise pirate strikes again! :pirate: <-- (I told petra I wanted him to have a tricorn! :mad:)

:rofl2: That diagram describes you to a T.... Thank you for showing us a detailed representation of your own mind, Will.

Meh. I've seen this before.

Why did you put red in quotations instead of handed?

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Quite convenient. Why did you ever support them though?

Another double post. You're killing me!

Shut up and eat your pies. Once your done clean my giant oven for me, don't forget to sprinkle yourself with these spices before you do.

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I know. You too bro. That's why I won't take advantage of you like Dirk would.

Just "vote for me"? It's very basic, don't you think?

I eat aliens to enrich my DNA

^ lol this guy! "Shoot him just to be safe." :rolleyes:

That's what she saiiiid! Yeah, I kmow I'm fashionably late to the party. Whatever

You're the compliment/shoulder guy friend. The one who makes her feel better after her boyfriend puts her down. The man she wishes more guys were like despite the fact that she's not into you. I don't know if that's reassuring or not but you're welcome.

Your hair...it's so shiny and vibrant. :surprise:

:cool: Too late. I migrated some time ago and only left devastation behind. If you must know, Odessa. Please don't track down my family and interrogate them though. They don't know I became a pirate.

Okay.

He was defending himself against an unarmed person whom he initially followed. Alright... Yeah yeah we get it....blacks are guilty, whites are victims of false racist accusations. Anybody who looks like "ghetto scum" must be shot. Yada yada yada... You're so wise Georges. You know what's what...

Thanks. I've become pretty skilled at finding the right pic to sum things up. :D

Ur drunk.

It's still relevant. Plus it echos the sentiments of many people here. Are you actually bragging?

Re: Hi, I'm Siri! This is my official Miss FreeOnes Best Newcomer thread! come say hi Pancakes!!

Who, me? Just a little town in Washington, but I've lived up and down the western coast. I won't ask why you ask because naturally I know I'm awesome enough to warrant curiosity about my background. :D

Re: Hi, I'm Siri! This is my official Miss FreeOnes Best Newcomer thread! come say hi I'm PirateKing, but you can call me the muthafuckin' Pirate King. Welcome to my ship. All these shady guys are my crew members. They all look like they're up to no good, don't they? A downright nefarious and...

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I need to take advantage of this, but I'm too tired to think of anything clever at the moment.

Ok, bye. :wave: If you have any further updates on your self important status then be sure to not let us know. :rofl2:

Death by troll.

What the hell does this mean? Is he a "good man" for going after the "evil" Trayvon Martin, rather than doing nothing? Who is the evil one in this situation?

I just accidentally bit down on my tongue.... The pain subsided quickly enough but....FUCK, MAN!! :mad:

To quote Happy Gilmore: "You shouldn't have been standing there!". :dunno: And yes, if you can swallow your pride (pun intended) then you can look 20 again. :rubbel:

Alright stop... Hammer time!

From what I've seen the vampires in TB, although more legit than Twilight, are still underwhelming. I'll go with Dracula and the vampires in Hellsing or Blade. They can turn humans into ghouls. Ghouls!

I didn't realize so many good movies were coming out. Last summer was a snoozefest except for maybe the marvel movies which I thought were just "alright". Green Lantern was such a disappointment.

Age=/=wisdom

So it's devolved into this huh?

:facepalm: I think you're over-applying the term. Try to learn some new diagnoses.

Well I knew that. You can't trust police or DA's to prove your innocence. They're only interested in keeping the conviction rate up. As slimy as lawyers might seem for defending legit murderers and rapists, one learns to appreciate those guys when he or she is being wrongly accused of a crime...

My votes: scroll down.... They're a secret! Bwahahaha!

Bailey Jay

Oh boy.... Step 1: insinuate Step 2: deny Step 3: reflect Cattiness 101 And so it has begun....