Worst things a girl can tell a guy

[BlueBalls]

I've been drivin' all night, my hands are wet on the wheel.
There's a voice in my head that drives my heel.
My baby call said I need you here.
It's half past four and I'm shifting gears.

When I get lonely and the longing gets too much,
She sends comfort coming in from above.
Don't need no radio at all.
We got a thing that's called radar love
We got a wave in the air
Radar love

The radio's playin' some forgotten song.
Brenda Lee's coming on strong.
The road has got me hypnotized,
As I spin into a new sunrise.

When I get lonely and the longing gets too much,
She sends comfort coming in from above.
Don't need no radio at all.
We got a thing that's called radar love
We got a wave in the air
Radar love

No more speed I'm almost there.
Gotta keep cool, now, gotta take care.
Last car to pass, here I go.
The line of cars go down real slow.
The radio plays that forgotten song.
Brenda Lee's coming on strong.
The news man sang his same song,
One more radar lover gone.

When I'm feeling lonely and I'm sure I've had enough.
She sends the comfort coming in from above.
Don't need no radio at all
We got a thing that's called radar love
We got a light in the sky
We got a thing and its called radar love
We got a thing that's called
Radar love
YOU GOT IT BABY!!!!

:dunno:

 

[jibbijib]

Ok worst thing she can tell you.



"I love you."

 

[DirtyTerry69]

How about "Wow, your brother is REALLLLY cute!"

 

[Galactic]

Ok worst thing she can tell you.



"I love you."

Wow.....I don't feel bad for you at all if THAT is the worst thing you have ever heard.

 

[Hourglass]

I think "you are soooo funny" is worse.

I might be speaking from personal experience, but every time a girl has told me that I am funny...I end up as nothing more than "just a friend" for the rest of my life. No chance of breaking that friendship barrier at all. All they end up wanting from me is a chuckle, which they do get, but it fucking sucks. It's like that is all I'm good for and nothing else. Oh well. At least I'm good at it? :dunno:

I'd rather be told I was cute, any day of the week.

Perfectly said.

 

[jibbijib]

Wow.....I don't feel bad for you at all if THAT is the worst thing you have ever heard.

LOL just seein what reaction I could get.


Worst thing would be


"I eat my mates after I have sex with them."

 

[Baill Inneraora]

This is a part of a conversation that I had with a girl once...

"I wish you were gay."
"What? WHY?"
"HE HE, because then we could go shopping and try on clothes and stuff."
"Umm, ok? Where the fuck is this coming from?"
"Well, there's no chance I'm going to have sex with you anyway, so You Might as well be gay, you know?"
"Bartender? Another shot please..."

Damn Chef........thats harsh.

 

[BlueBalls]

You make me feel like dancing, I wanna dance the night away.

 

[Dawn]

Aint the worst thing a girl can tell you is...





No

 

[BlueBalls]

Aint the worst thing a girl can tell you is...





No

Nah, just move onto the next one Or become this guy http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=2628776&postcount=1

Either way its win win......

 

[gunslingingbird]

How about this charming e-mail that I received from my girlfriend last Tuesday?

It’s time for us to go our separate ways now. I’ve seen this coming for awhile, but I love you and I tried hard to ignore the signs. The negative changes in our relationship have deeply saddened me. After what happened today, I realize that I cannot ignore them any longer. God will give you and me the strength to move on with our lives. I thank Him that you were a part of my life EVEN IF it wasn’t forever. It is time for me to be single again.

P.S. I'm sorry for sending this by e-mail.

 

[BlueBalls]

^^^^ Breaking up by e-mail!!! Thats low, really low!


Worse than being dumped by text <= me :hatsoff:

 

[Baill Inneraora]

How about this charming e-mail that I received from my girlfriend last Tuesday?

Damn! What did you do?

 

[confused1]

"It's your baby"

 

[ChefChiTown]

How about this charming e-mail that I received from my girlfriend last Tuesday?

It’s time for us to go our separate ways now. I’ve seen this coming for awhile, but I love you and I tried hard to ignore the signs. The negative changes in our relationship have deeply saddened me. After what happened today, I realize that I cannot ignore them any longer. God will give you and me the strength to move on with our lives. I thank Him that you were a part of my life EVEN IF it wasn’t forever. It is time for me to be single again.

P.S. I'm sorry for sending this by e-mail.

Ouch. That uh, that sucks.

People are such pussies when it comes to breaking up with somebody. I'm willing to bet, especially now-a-days, that most break ups occur via e-mail, text or phone call. People just don't have enough respect to tell someone that "it's over" to their face and that's kind of pathetic.

I got broken up with over the phone. So, that felt good. Plus, I got the old "I think we should take a break" routine. Yeah, that felt good too. Why can't people be just a little respectful and break up with their boyfriend/girlfriend with some honesty and not through some third party messaging system?

:dunno:

 

[Dawn]

I got broken up with over the phone.

It never happened otherwise for me :crash:

 

[gunslingingbird]

Damn! What did you do?

We were gonna go spend a few days with my friend who lives near Tahoe, and possibly go to Reno. I was at my mom's house, which is in a city that's 50 miles closer to our intended destination than where we live, so I asked her if she could take the train to where my mom lives so I wouldn't have to make a 100-mile round trip to pick her up. Well, she pitched a bitch fit because I could make time to drive 200+ miles to visit a friend and stay with my mom for a few days to help her, but I couldn't drive to pick her up. Well, it's not that I couldn't, I was just asking for some cooperation so I didn't have to spend the extra time and money (it's about $30 dollars in gas to make a round trip, and only $5.05 dollars to take the train) to pick her up. :dunno: Whatever. Fuck if I know.

 

[BlueBalls]

We were gonna go spend a few days with my friend who lives near Tahoe, and possibly go to Reno. I was at my mom's house, which is in a city that's 50 miles closer to our intended destination than where we live, so I asked her if she could take the train to where my mom lives so I wouldn't have to make a 100-mile round trip to pick her up. Well, she pitched a bitch fit because I could make time to drive 200+ miles to visit a friend and stay with my mom for a few days to help her, but I couldn't drive to pick her up. Well, it's not that I couldn't, I was just asking for some cooperation so I didn't have to spend the extra time and money (it's about $30 dollars in gas to make a round trip, and only $5.05 dollars to take the train) to pick her up. :dunno: Whatever. Fuck if I know.

Women!

 

[ChefChiTown]

We were gonna go spend a few days with my friend who lives near Tahoe, and possibly go to Reno. I was at my mom's house, which is in a city that's 50 miles closer to our intended destination than where we live, so I asked her if she could take the train to where my mom lives so I wouldn't have to make a 100-mile round trip to pick her up. Well, she pitched a bitch fit because I could make time to drive 200+ miles to visit a friend and stay with my mom for a few days to help her, but I couldn't drive to pick her up. Well, it's not that I couldn't, I was just asking for some cooperation so I didn't have to spend the extra time and money (it's about $30 dollars in gas to make a round trip, and only $5.05 dollars to take the train) to pick her up. :dunno: Whatever. Fuck if I know.

Dude, THAT'S why she broke up with you? No offense, but you're better off NOT being with some idiot that's going to bitch about shit like that.

You + Driving 200 miles just to pick her up = No big deal
Her + Spending $5 to take a train in order to see her boyfriend = SOOO HARD

 

[gunslingingbird]

Women!

Dude, THAT'S why she broke up with you? No offense, but you're better off NOT being with some idiot that's going to bitch about shit like that.

You + Driving 200 miles just to pick her up = No big deal
Her + Spending $5 to take a train in order to see her boyfriend = SOOO HARD

My thoughts exactly. :hatsoff: