Worst things a girl can tell a guy
- Thread starter raven_azrael
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well how about this, check this chick out, this guy made a site for his cheating girl
http://ihateyourachel.com/?id=b1d217ee6bb0fe531fbb8b30514e4957
http://ihateyourachel.com/?id=b1d217ee6bb0fe531fbb8b30514e4957
Are you going to post this in every thread?
@OT
"It's not you, its me" is probably one of the biggest bullshit lines any girl could tell a guy
"Why can't you be like my sister's husband?"
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
What if she thought your dad was hot? That might get her panties in a bundle...or however that saying goes. :dunno:
True story.
Sitting at a nice Italian restarunt. Halfway through dinner. Which means we still have half to go. Good looking blonde sitting across from me. Been seeing her for a little over a month exclusively; I am thinking things are going better than great.
Out of the blue, totally off topic, no warning what-so-ever:
"You are too nice. I keep waiting for the axe to drop. I just don't believe that anyone can be this nice."
It was a very quiet rest of dinner. And she kept my left overs.
Sitting at a nice Italian restarunt. Halfway through dinner. Which means we still have half to go. Good looking blonde sitting across from me. Been seeing her for a little over a month exclusively; I am thinking things are going better than great.
Out of the blue, totally off topic, no warning what-so-ever:
"You are too nice. I keep waiting for the axe to drop. I just don't believe that anyone can be this nice."
It was a very quiet rest of dinner. And she kept my left overs.
"Are you wearing a condom b/c I'm not on the pill." Or "I just found out I have Herpes."
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
That is the best thing I've ever heard in my life. No uh, no offense to you and your emotions. But that...was...AAAAAWESOOOOOME.
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
This is a part of a conversation that I had with a girl once...
"I wish you were gay."
"What? WHY?"
"HE HE, because then we could go shopping and try on clothes and stuff."
"Umm, ok? Where the fuck is this coming from?"
"Well, there's no chance I'm going to have sex with you anyway, so You Might as well be gay, you know?"
"Bartender? Another shot please..."
"I wish you were gay."
"What? WHY?"
"HE HE, because then we could go shopping and try on clothes and stuff."
"Umm, ok? Where the fuck is this coming from?"
"Well, there's no chance I'm going to have sex with you anyway, so You Might as well be gay, you know?"
"Bartender? Another shot please..."
"It's OK, honey, that happens during sex. I'll just grab my vibrator and go in the other room." *she goes in the other room and laughs*:1orglaugh
raven_azrael
Banned
Well, it is sort of the the first post of the thread, which i posted on my blog. Yeah that case where if you and that girl are the only humans and have to re-start mankind, it means humans are doomed...
Violator79
Take a Hit, Spunker!
Worst thing a girl can tell me at this point in time:
"I'm pregnant, you're the father and I'm gonna kill all 3 of us!"
"I'm pregnant, you're the father and I'm gonna kill all 3 of us!"
