Worst things a girl can tell a guy

[Will E Worm]

You're not the only guy who has ever been told "I need a break" before. In fact, if you can find me somebody who hasn't been told that during their lifetime, I'll eat a 7lb dogshitburger and let you put the video on YouTube.

I hope you like it. Because I know plenty of people. Me, for one.
Eat up.

thanx chef, that makes me feel much better.

It's the truth. If someone needs a "break" they are sleeping with someone else. Never take them back, it's not worth it, and neither are they.

 

[SyN1zt3Ru]

I hope you like it. Because I know plenty of people. Me, for one.
Eat up.



It's the truth. If someone needs a "break" they are sleeping with someone else. Never take them back, it's not worth it, and neither are they.

well unfortunatley its not that simple and i wish it was! coz then i'd know and it'd be over!

 

[mrtrebus]

You’re really nice…” You can hear them say “But” before it leaves their mouths. I don’t want to be told I’m nice, I already know that!!

 

[black amal]

that she cant remember the last guy she slept with... SORRY YOU LOST HONEY!

 

[zell]

When you are talking to a girl and everything is going good,then like a punch in the gut,she pulls something like, "Yeah,my boyfriend..." or "My boyfriend and I..." or "My boyfriend has...".
You get the idea.

 

[Sean McC]

Yeah, dropping the Boyfriend-Bomb is a total headfuck.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I hope you like it. Because I know plenty of people. Me, for one.
Eat up.

You have a lot of time left here on planet earth. You'll hear it...you'll hear it.

 

[Dean Henneberg]

"You ARE the father of the baby."

 

[zell]

"You ARE the father of the baby."

Even worse when you're sitting on the stage of the Maury Povich show.:1orglaugh

 

[Dean Henneberg]

Even worse when you're sitting on the stage of the Maury Povich show.:1orglaugh

Exactly, LMAO! :rofl::thumbsup:

 

[ChefChiTown]

"You ARE the father of the baby."

You know who's not the father?...

THIS GUY

 

[DieselXXX]

"They said if I put live yoghurt on it, it should clear up in no time !"

 

[Will E Worm]

You have a lot of time left here on planet earth. You'll hear it...you'll hear it.

I doubt it. So, when will the video be on youtube?

 

[ChefChiTown]

I doubt it. So, when will the video be on youtube?

How old are you? Trust me, you'll hear it.

 

[Will E Worm]

How old are you? Trust me, you'll hear it.

You already know. I doubt it, I pick decent women with better morals than those who would say things like that.
Also, you said if I or anyone else knew anyone who has never heard that line before. My father, my grandfather's, My Uncle, none of them ever heard that line.

:hatsoff:

 

[ChefChiTown]

You already know.

No, I don't already know...that's why...I...asked? :dunno:

 

[SyN1zt3Ru]

Well im back from a BIG night out with some good ol' Swedish Vodka AND actually fell pretty good.

 

[belgianass]

I think it has to be this :" put your money away, i earn way more then you !"
I know it's perhaps cliché but I would never wanna hear that, and if i did hear it i would ask for a brand new Nissan GT, or a Hummer, or a ....

 

[devlinvelez]

".......Your friends is bigger than yours..........

 

[raven_azrael]

Girl: Hey you know I fell more comfortable having sex with you. I couldn´t stand my ex
Boy: Thanks, the guy had no imagination and didn´t have my technique
Girl: No, he was sooooo huge. I really feel better with tiny ones like yours