Worst things a girl can tell a guy

[jibbijib]

"Can I take a dump on your chest?"

 

[BlueBalls]

"Can I take a dump on your chest?"

Thats your opinion.

To some of us thats an act of pure love :1orglaugh

 

[jibbijib]

Ok, can I take a dump on your chest?

 

[BlueBalls]

Ok, can I take a dump on your chest?

As long as you look into my eyes whilst your doing it and tell me you love me then its all good in the hood............or whatever :hatsoff:

Then we can cuddle afterwards

 

[jibbijib]

Can I call you ghetto superstar?


That totally makes me so hot. My bumhole is burning right now.

 

[BlueBalls]

Can I call you ghetto superstar?

Hell no, you call me Mrs Merrywhether or im calling it off right now!!!

That totally makes me so hot. My bumhole is burning right now.

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice :thumbsup:

 

[Sicario]

Worst things a girl can tell a guy;

1-That was the best orgasm I ever had.

2-We're going on the Maury Povich show for a DNA test.

 

[sisnimals]

for a girl:my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top.

for a guy:I tried to get my girlfriend of nine months to have oral sex with me. She was eating a hot dog. She then said, "If you ask me again, this is what I'll do to you." She then bit the hot dog in half.

 

[Trinidad Gyrl]

Your dad and sister fuck better!!

 

[king_jay]

I'm a man

 

[jasonk282]

Im Pregant!

 

[whoremaker]

"You'd think your cum would taste more like your Dad's."

 

[Sicario]

"You're my first . . . [fuck of the year as of 01-06-2010]"


:eek:

 

[Eastcoast1]

My pimp wants to have a word with you...

 

[Rey C.]

I'm a man

Or, "I used to be a man." :eek:

Yeppers. That would pretty much ring the bell.

 

[atxraised]

Top 3 IMO:

Are you in yet?

I'm pregnant!

I've had better!

 

[raven_azrael]

What about: i love fucking with you, i hate big cocks

 

[Ace Bandage]

"Oh, he's just a friend." :sing: Don't give me that, don't even give me that... :sing:

 

[JayJohn85]

Btw forgot to tell you I have herpies.

 

[maildude]

--Were you taking me seriously?
--I think it's yours.
--I think you're a really terrific guy, but...
--You'd better get a check-up.
--Y'know...sometimes people can see too much of each other...
--You remember that guy who ran the skiing lessons in Aspen last month?
--The last twelve guys are asymptomatic. You have nothing to worry about!
--My sister really likes you!
--I'm sick. I'll call you back.
--No really! I was getting into it!! It's just my leprosy...
--My dad is a Green Beret. And he hates liberals.
--My dad is on the Board Of Directors for AT&T. And he hates liberals.
--Thanks for the date? Is it ten o'clock already?
--That was great! It was the best sex I've had! Since Monday!
--That was great? Do you think Mom will find out?