Worst things a girl can tell a guy

[Ulysses31]

It's Freeones or me

 

[roronoa3000]

My cock is bigger than yours

 

[PirateKing]

I'm saving myself for marriage. Blech...

 

[Ulysses31]

I'm really your sister

 

[PirateKing]

I'm really your sister

I hate it when that happens....

Especially when it's in conjunction with: "and I'm pregnant with your brother's baby". Now theres a red flag.

 

[raven_azrael]

It's Freeones or me

Actually it happenned to me.... and also my pron blog or her..., fortunately, I managed to have both and convinced her =)

 

[sualcalay]

"I'm gonna cut your dick, right after I kill you, then I'm gonna roast it and eat it, then I'm digest it and shit it, put it in a box with sand, buy myself a beetle, have it roll up my dried shit into a perfect ball, then somehow shove it down your throat while you're in the coffin in your funeral."

She gets divorce and a restraining order from me after having that said.

 

[PirateKing]

"I'm gonna cut your dick, right after I kill you, then I'm gonna roast it and eat it, then I'm digest it and shit it, put it in a box with sand, buy myself a beetle, have it roll up my dried shit into a perfect ball, then somehow shove it down your throat while you're in the coffin in your funeral."

She gets divorce and a restraining order from me after having that said.

That's just foreplay talk.