Random Statement Thread II

[maildude99]

Have any of you seen this man?

 

[The Yak]

I would say "I'm the dullest person because I have never thrown up in a tuba" and all of you who have thrown up in a tuba would give me a penny.

 

[jimnt]

Honey is that thing supposed to be that soft...

 

[maildude99]

Yahoo just rejected another one of my article comments. Not a single swear word. Their algorithms and word combination flags are really much too off-base. They must wreak hell with medical articles. Oh well...fuck 'em.

 

[The Yak]

"Kenneth" would be a funny name for a bleeding skin tag on a person's asshole.

 

[Bonezstorm]

Do I need the BCL Fook Finger patch?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAZNNqMsI93/

 

[The Yak]

Dismembering people one has met on Grindr is unethical, and I, for one, will never be party to it.

 

[Bonezstorm]

What an odd thing to say

 

[Bonezstorm]

When I was a teenage boy I never thought I would find a (good) job or the love of my life. I was the shy one, an introvert, never stood up for myself.

But now something has changed.

Spoiler

I am older now.

 

[The Yak]

I once knew a man who we will call Sam. Sam said he employed psychology and mind games to get women to have sex with him. An example he would give was that he would pronounce the name of a woman at his job named Regina so that it would rhyme with "vagina". He could never explain to me why this would increase the likelihood that she would have sex with him. She ended up not having sex with him but she did run him over with her car.

 

[Bonezstorm]

Dental plan!

 

[The Yak]

I was watching a show recently which follows the medical staff at a real-life Emergency Room and when the doctor walked in to greet the patient, they bleeped the patient's name for privacy with the same sound used to mask profanity in other shows. I found this amusing because it's funny to imagine the doctor cursing at the patients. I like the idea of the doctor entering the room, calling the patient something vulgar and / or profane and then being concerned about their medical issues.

 

[The Yak]

Turkeys are perhaps the most well-known pack hunters, using their highly developed communication and teamwork to bring down large prey like elk and moose.

 

[The Yak]

I want to make something absolutely clear: I unequivocally, and without reservation or qualification, support the extrajudicial killing of health insurance company CEOs.

 

[Bonezstorm]

Me:
"Na bro. I'm not into watching movies and tv shows anymore."

Also me:
"A 3h Endless Expert Run on Super Mario Maker 2 on youtube?! Omg YES!!"

 

[Bonezstorm]

Ha! I remembered my PSN account and my password!

 

[Supafly]

I recently drove by where a porn shop was located some 40 years ago in our town, and pondered:

Should I start buying porn magazines again? Rodox, Private, Theresa Orlowski, etc...

Harumph!

 

[Bonezstorm]

Should I start buying porn magazines again? Rodox, Private, Theresa Orlowski, etc...

Well I did....20 years ago maybe. Mostly at central stations.

 

[Supafly]

OK, it's a Go!