Random Statement Thread II

[HeartBroker]

What..;?

 

[Torre82]

Turds are more hygienic than your keyboard, just in a different way.

 

[Bonezstorm]

Why do I watch videos of dead malls? Is it because I am also dead inside?

 

[The Yak]

Lesbians and deaf women wear the same clothes.

 

[HeartBroker]

Aw... what the hell, Just go with it

 

[Supafly]

4/20 is both World Canabis Day, it's also the birthday of Adolf Hitler.

Next time you fire up, you have something to chat about

 

[HeartBroker]

...and that's why they call him "Poot !

 

[The Yak]

In the news last week, a man in a dress gave an expensive hat to an inbred moron.

 

[Bonezstorm]

I need a ticket to Candy Island.

 

[jimnt]

That lube is too sticky.

 

[Supafly]

Just booked a ticket to play the Euro Jackpot. 111 Million Euros.

I will make Petra an offer she can't refuse next week if all works out

 

[HeartBroker]

I lost my dolly...


down the crapper!!

 

[The Yak]

I find it strange that there is not a species of carnivorous duck.

 

[HeartBroker]

What in the blue fuck ?!?!

 

[The Yak]

Had a job interview today that didn't go as well as I would have liked. In response, tonight I am going to conduct a scientific experiment wherein I see how much alcohol I must consume in order to make myself believe that I am Genghis Khan.

Happened today as well. Unemployment really blows.

 

[The Yak]

If anyone ever asks please tell them that I do not have torrid affairs with the starlets and heiresses I meet on the bus.

 

[jimnt]

My blue balls are not blue?

 

[The Yak]

Imagine being in a room with everyone who has ever thought about you while they were having diarrhea.

 

[Supafly]

If you could pick three fellow FreeOnes members to celebrate Christmas r Chanukkah etc. with, who would that be?

 

[The Yak]

I am going to go to the dentist during my next mental health emergency.