Random Statement Thread II

[maildude99]

Have any of you seen this man?

 

[The Yak]

I would say "I'm the dullest person because I have never thrown up in a tuba" and all of you who have thrown up in a tuba would give me a penny.

 

[jimnt]

Honey is that thing supposed to be that soft...

 

[maildude99]

Yahoo just rejected another one of my article comments. Not a single swear word. Their algorithms and word combination flags are really much too off-base. They must wreak hell with medical articles. Oh well...fuck 'em.

 

[The Yak]

"Kenneth" would be a funny name for a bleeding skin tag on a person's asshole.