Random Statement Thread II

[Bonezstorm]

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

 

[Supafly]

My daddy worked for the administration of the northern state of Germany, Schleswig-Holstein, the section handling all things cultural.

Are you into watching F1 and DTM?

 

[The Yak]

The coffee tastes like somebody came in it.

 

[Supafly]

Coffee! A great idea.

 

[The Yak]

A group of us at work paid a large, black man to chase our boss around the office while shouting "WHAT IS LIKE TO HAVE A SMALL PENIS?!!". Upon catching our boss, the large black man took him to a conference room which we had reserved and our boss was not allowed to leave until he had spoken for 30 minutes about having a small penis. He said that having a small penis once taught him the true meaning of Christmas after he exposed himself to a woman breastfeeding in a laundromat. He didn't go until further detail because the police arrived at that point. I've always wondered about that story.

 

[Bonezstorm]

Are you into watching F1 and DTM?

I have an F1-button on my keyboard

 

[Supafly]

My fave news story of late

Mosh pit nappy, designed to avoid queues at gig loos, sells out​

The black pleather accessory includes metal studs and chains and prevents bathroom breaks from spoiling a concert.

An adult incontinence nappy, designed for concertgoers to avoid long queues at toilets, has gone on sale.

The limited-editon Pit Diaper, specifically for Mosh pits at music gigs, was available for $75 (£59) before selling out.



It was sold by US firm Liquid Death, a sparkling water brand known for its unusual heavy metal-style images and marketing.

The firm's promotional material said: "If you've been to a concert, you know the scariest place isn't the Mosh pit. It's the bathroom.

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https://news.sky.com/story/mosh-pit-diaper-designed-to-avoid-lines-at-loos-sells-out-13275899